Hi people! I am sorry I deleted the Adult timeline books. They weren't that popular. But, here is the third and final book of the Sucked into Zelda series.

Enjoy the first chapter! Tell your friends!

(Remember, the goddesses are in italics)

"Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you!" Everyone sang. People looked at me to sing the next part.

"Happy birthday to Alexandra Marie-Ann Jessica Karen Goldberg!" I sang.

"Just use my nickname," 14 year-old Alex said.

"Fine," I smiled. "Happy birthday Alex!"

Everyone joined in for the last part.

"Happy birthday too you!"

Alex took a deep breath, and blew out the candles. We all cheered.

"PRESENTS!" Jane yelled, holding up her wrapped gift.

"But we haven't had cake yet," Link complained.

"Actually, I think presents would be good," Zelda said, grabbing her gift for Alex.

"Yeah," Ghirahim and Fi said. As Fi picked up the present, I saw the diamond on her hand glitter.

Fi married Ghirahim two years ago, and they are probably the happiest couple in Hyrule, other than me and Link, and Shiek and Malon.

"Me first!" Midna said, tossing a black package to Alex. Alex unwrapped up, to reveal a shadow crystal necklace.

"Thanks Midna!" Alex cried, putting it on. Dang, that girl can look good in anything.

"Us next!" Fi said. Since she is no longer a sword spirt, she talks normally now. And, since we got older, she looks less like me. Her purple eyes got darker, hair got shorter, and she is long and lean, while I and short and strong, like a gymnast. Ghirahim also changed. Upon being released from the sword, he got a nice tan. His hair got lighter, he had smile lines, and just looked completely happy.

Alex unwrapped the present. It was a green diamond hair clip. Even though they are no longer sword spirits, they still keep their powers. Fi cans shoot skyward strikes from her hands, and Ghirahim can teleport and create different colored diamonds.

"I think it would look great in your hair," Ghirahim said.

"Thanks!" Alex said, placing it on her head.

Maybe I should describe my sister. After all, she has changed in the four years.

She decided to grow out her hair, so it was a long blond, curly mess. Her green eyes got greener for some strange reason, and her lips were no longer thin lines. And, that girl has gotten taller.

"Next!" Zelda said, tossing her a floppy package.

Inside the package was green dress, that matched her eyes perfectly.

"Thank you!" Then she ran out of the room and changed into the dress.

"You know you don't have to wear every present," Midna said.

"I know," Alex smiled, sitting back down in the chair. "But I want to."

"This is from Collin," Link said, handing her a package. "I am sorry he couldn't make it."

Alex took the long package sadly. Don't tell her I told you, but I think she has a crush on him.

"It's okay," Alex said, staring at the package. "It has been hard."

People in Hyrule have been disappearing lately, and turing up as paintings on walls. Because of this, Collin's parents won't let him out of the house often. I can't blame them. After Uli died for a while, Rusl has been a little protective of his family.

Alex opened the package. Inside the package was a fishing rod.

"Oh," Link said. "That was what he was working on for the past three months."

Alex said nothing, but a small smile appeared on her face, and I swear to you, a tear fell onto the wrapping.

"ME NEXT!" Jane yelled. We covered our ears. She handed Alex a bag. Inside, was rupees. About 100.

"I had no idea what to get you," Jane said shyly, but still loudly. "So just spend it on something you like."

Alex hugged her.

"Now, from me." Link said, and handed her some knives.

"Link…" I said.

"Don't worry," Link said. "I will teach her. Plus, she is going to have to protect herself one day."

"True," Alex said.

"No," I said. "My gift to Alex from me and the goddesses was a sword."

We worked so hard on it.

It took you two seconds to make!

Well, the planing took forever.

Touché

Now, I was talking to Din and Nayru. Faore was asleep, and Hylia was giving us the silent treatment. We blamed her for Ghirahim wrecking havoc on Hyrule, and she decided to not talk to us. So far, she is on year three.

I pulled out the sword and handed it to her. It was mother-of-pearl and leather handle, with a platinum blade with her name on it. The sword itself wasn't that impressive. The blade itself was only a foot long, but, hey, Alex is a small kid. She should start with a small sword.

"Well, I will use the knives as back up," Alex said.

"That is good," Midna said. "Now, can we eat. That cake it teasing me."

I laughed.

"And me," Zelda said.

"Me too," Jane said, looking hungrily at the cake.

"Alright, Fi, get the drinks, and I will cut the cake."

Fi and Ghirahim ran off and returned with chocolate milkshakes. I cut the cake. It was thickly frosted.

I love the fact that the frosting is almost as thick as the cake.

Seriously? Asleep for the giving and awake for the food? Shame on you Faore!

The cake was cut and given to everyone. Alex took the first bite.

"Perfect," She said, and took another.

We all ate. After the party was over, Alex spent the night, along with Midna. Zelda went back to the castle, Fi, Ghirahim, and Link went to their houses, and Jane lives with me, so she went to her room.

I wonder how long it will take for something to go wrong.