IMPORTANT PLEASE READ: The following story was not written by me, so I can not take responsibility for the nonsense you are about to read. It was written by a good friend of mine who has a Deviantart account - CaptainDoctorGhost. I have her permission to post it here for you guys since I really wanted people to see the shit that comes out of her head. The story was written as a parody of myself, she was basically ripping me off saying that she could write as good of a fanfiction as anyone hahha. Hope you guys enjoy. It's really short but you'll walk away thinking WTF!?

Well this is gonna suck - A story by Deviant artist CaptainDoctorGhost (a good friend of mine)

"Well this is gonna suck…" Nick groaned as the two boys approached… umm… Burger Shot. (Yeah, that GTA place).

"This is our punishment man, so we have to eat 120 burgers. That's 60 each. No problem—I mean, they get smaller each day anyways", Luke tried to be optimistic about their predicament. Nick gave him a stern and dirty glare. "This is all your fault… If you didn't photoshop your face onto the Mona Lisa and try to sell it off as the original, we wouldn't be sentenced to death".

"Hey, who says we're gonna die?" Luke raised an eyebrow. "Oh, I dunno", Nick shrugged sarcastically. "Maybe the 52 lbs of heart attack shit we're about to eat".

"Touché", Luke replied. They stared at each other in slight fear before entering the… *cough* Burger Shot.

120 burgers in and Nick was inches away from a food coma. He was drooling all over the table, mustard and ketchup all over his mouth. Luke had felt like he needed to vomit but instead a large burp had exited from the pit of his stomach. He felt pretty good, but looking across at his best friend he became concerned.

"You alright man?" he asked Nick. Nick just gurgled slightly. Luke started to panic as a fly buzzed and landed on the eye that Nick had slightly open, sucking up the moisture. "Nick!" Luke yelled, shooing away the fly and shaking Nick's shoulder roughly.

This was unlike Nick, usually he would eat the most out of the two and be fine. The young man was unresponsive and he decided to call for help.

"911, what is the service you require?"

Luke stuttered. "Amber… amberlamps…"

Due to Luke's incompetence to say ambulance, Nick's body began to shut down. Luke realised what was happening and hung up on the phone operator. "NICK!?" he yelled. "Man, can you hear me!?"

Meanwhile, for the sole purpose of character development, Nick's mind was having a near death experience flashback of his abusive drunken father.

Young Nick: *pokes father passed out on couch* "Dad, where's mum?"

Father: "Garrr arggg I dunno, get lost".

Young Nick: 0_0 "kay…"

*flash back ends*

For reasons unknown, that unrelated flashback gave Nick the ability to restart his body. Like a majestic seal jumping out of a hole in an ice lake. (Unlike Luke).

Nick fluttered his eyes open and for reasons unknown he found himself in a Snow White infinite sleep pose with Luke hovering over him.

"Wha… what happened?" Nick asked, slightly dazed. "I did it man…" Luke smiled creepily. "I broke the spell. Now we can be together forever".

Nick smacked his palm to his forehead. "God… you didn't make Nuke did you…?"

Luke smiled. "Even better!"

Nick felt a tightness around his finger…

His index was inside a chinese finger trap with Luke's finger.

Nick began to rumble in anger.

"FFFFF… FUCK!"

If you guys enjoyed this... don't know why but by chance you may have... hopefully she'll write more in the future.