AN: Just a little bit of fun to pass the time and get the brain working. Came to me when I was reading Astiza's One More Than Ninty-Nine Drabbles... which is strange because this has nothing with any of the drabbles... maybe I just wanted to write some "humour" (or whatever this is...). But seriously, go read them. They're awesome. (I have yet to review because FF is being mean...).

Any mistakes are spell-checks fault... because I don't have spell-check :( Also, this is a future drabble, I guess.

Anywho, how absolutely awesome was Merlin on Saturday? Too awesome, that's what. I can't wait for this weeks episode! *flails*

Stupid Headwear

"I'm not wearing the hat."

"You're wearing the hat, Merlin."

Merlin looked at the offending hat sat on the table and gave it a disapproving look, "I'm not."

Arthur folded his arms across his chest, trying to look serious in the matter, but Merlin could see the smallest hint of a smirk and knew Arthur was doing this on purpose.

"There's nothing wrong with it."

"It's pointy!" Merlin shouted, as if it wasn't already obvious.

Arthur shrugged, "And? It comes with the robes. This is what a Court Sorcerer wears."

"I'll look like someone you could just turn on their side and use as a lance…" Merlin moaned, prodding the deadly-looking tip so that the hat wobbled slightly.

"Well, now we have another use for you."

Merlin pouted slightly, still eyeing the hat as if it had just eaten a kitten right in front of him. He glanced sideways at Arthur, "I'll stab you with it."

Arthur gave him a Look, eyebrows raised and the smirk most definitely showing through, "No you wouldn't."

Merlin couldn't argue with that. "Well, maybe not stab. But there's every bit a chance that I could, oh I don't know, accidently poke you in the eye."

The king rolled his eyes and sighed (though his smirk was now very apparent) before turning his back to the warlock, "You're wearing the hat, Merlin. End of discussion."

He was about to leave when he heard something behind him - a mutter and a quiet poof - and stopped.

Arthur turned back around to find Merlin still stood by the table. Though this time with an annoyingly proud grin on his face, and once were the hat had been was now a pile of smoking ash.

Arthur groaned, "Merlin…"

The warlock turned to him, his expression innocent, "What? It was going to attack you, I just saved your life."

Let's hope this week goes quickly!

Review if you like, but hey, it's not like anyone's going to kidnap Colin Morgan if you don't... (or will they...) Nah I'm going to kidnap the wax Merlin statue in Warwich Castle when I go instead :P (Ahaha, Little Britain was just on, everytime I see Antony Head on it I can't help but giggle :D).

Much love everyone!