DASHING THROUGH THE FEILD,
READING FANFICTION AS I GO
"OH HELL NO!" SAYS THE HOMOPHOBIC PEPO.
I THOUGH TROYLER WAS TRUE,
BECAUSE OF THE SCENES IN BOYFRIEND TAG 2
JINGLE BELLS, SHOEY SMELLS,
TROYLER IS FAKE!
PHIL DIED, DAN CRIED,
AND EVERYONE ELSE WAS OK!
PHAN IS REAL, AND I CARE
PHAN IS REAL, AND I CAAAAAAARE,
IF PEOPLE POINT AND STARE.
UNITED WE STAND,
DIVIDED WE FALL,
WE ARE THE SHIPPERS,
READY TO SHIP THEM ALL.