Yamia:Finally! They make a Zettai Kareshi link! Now I can type up this fic that's been waiting here forever!
Brago:….
Yamia:Yeah, whatever Brago, be unhappy. Can you at least do the disclaimer?
Brago:…This Yamia does not own Zettai Kareshi(Absolute Boyfriend), Zatch Bell, L'Arc-en-Ciel( won't let me do the cute little lines...) or me(yes I do!). Now Im gone!(leaves)
Yamia:Brago! You stop being a baby and get back over here! Oh! Enjoy the fic everyone! Brago!
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A Day in the Life of Night Tenjo
Chapter 1:My Diary-May
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May 1
Hi! My name is Night Tenjo! I am part of the Nightly Series.01. Yes, I know my name matches my product name, but my girlfriend(who named me) has no imagination whatsoever. But don't tell her I said that! So anyway, Riiko(my girlfriend) gave me this diary, journal, whatever you want to call it. She told me to write down whatever I want, but I don't know what. Hmm…Well, I tried to have sex with Riiko today, but she turned me down…again…by throwing me out of her room. Literally. I hit my head on the wall. Oww. Maybe I can make her happy again if I cook her something? She went somewhere when I least expected it(while I was playing with the neighbor's dog. :3 )and she left a note saying not to follow her...
T-T
Riiko! How could you leave me?! Did I do something bad?! Why?! WAIT!
I hear something…YAY! Its Riiko! She's back! Arf! :3
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May 13
Hey diary! Hmm, I should give you a name. Oh! I know! How about Hyde? He's my favorite singer from this rock group I like called L'Arc-en-Ciel. 3
Oh yeah! Today, some girl said she wanted to smex me. I wonder what that means. Does it mean sex? Well, my ring color was pink so I guess so! But I only want to have sex with Riiko! I wonder if she will do it with me today…Hehe, I'll go ask her then!
-Night(hey, I should sign my name
more often…)
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May 13
Hey Hyde. I'm in trouble. Well, I asked Riiko to have sex with me, but she just laughed and told me to go make dinner. So I did. And later, I tried signing my name in different places like I said in my last entry. I wrote my name on the wall. It was pretty good too! But when Riiko saw it, she started yelling at me and told me to go to my room. Maybe I shouldn't have done that. Oh well, I'll just wait out my punishment like a good little boy toy!
-Night
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Yamia:Well everyone, we have come to the end of the first chapter. I hope you all enjoyed it! Oh, about Night writing his name. I was typing this fic on Microsoft Office Word, and I had his name all pretty and everything! But is being a butt-hurt and won't show Night's cursive. This is the last time I type anything on office...
Brago:(tied up in a chair) Yamia…let me go…NOW.
Yamia:Lol…no. You silly mamodo you. I'll have the next chapter up soon! So until then minna-san, ja for now!