Dragonpiies Story
Dragonpiie: doe to the fact that in the last story everyone is still dead and I had to hurt pie for eating the BEANS again. Everyone's favorite dragon will tell this story
Barney: hi kiddies I will be telling you this sto…
Dragonpiie: I thought I had killed u off when I was five
Barney: the power of love these kiddies showed to me brought me back from the dead…
Dragonpiie: Kiddie's u might want to look away if u still like barney
Pulls out rocket launcher
Barney: dam u Dragonpiie I will be back to eat your brains and DON'T U FORGET…
Dragonpiie: die again u undead fiend blows bar ny's brains all over wall with the rocket launcher and that kiddies is y u need to keep a rocket launcher handy at all times. Incase u get attacked by undead baby cartoon shows u can buy them at your local Wal-Mart. Now back to the story.
How we meet Duckydoodles
Dragonpiie: as u all know me and pie are brothers but what u don't know is I dropped him on his head as a baby and that is the only reason I can think of y his is like this or maybe it was that radio active drink he got at school or then there is always the…blue icing incident any way this is how we met ducky
On some day I don't remember
Dragonpiie: hey pie what is that up their in the tree I can't make it out
Piemaniac: that dragon is a gnome people punt those for fun I think there is a world wide gnome punting contest
Dragonpiie: sweet I want to enter I will use that gnome in the tree
Piemaniac: go right head but u have to save him from that angry mob trying to kill him
Dragonpiie: come on that is an easy one forces feeds pie beans [I want to stop and say I had no clue what I was doing then which led to the big stink and I want to say how sorry I am to all those people online at the time
To make a long stinky story short the mob runs away in fear
Dragonpiie: quick pie I think this gnome needs CPR and u r the only one who can do it
Piemaniac: y not u
Dragonpiie: because I need this gas mask on to breathe
Piemaniac: y not gives him a gas mask gives the gnome a gas mask and the gnome starts breathing again
The gnome: thanks people my name is Duckydoodles
Dragonpiie: um we could tell your name is floating above your head any way I am dragon and this is pie and I am going to punt u in the world wide gnome punt off ok
Duckydoodles: that is not ok I entered to punt my self u see
Dragonpiie: oh ok then….I will just have to punt pie wont I
At the world wide gnome punt off
Dragonpiie: u see guard this is a gnome he is just big for his age and lowers his voicehe is kind of shy about it any way he is from Texas u know how big they grow up their
Orc guard: fine get in their and thanks for the $5
Duckydoodles: I can't believe that really worked
Announcer type person: and now Duckydoodles will be punting him self forks this will be good to see
Piemaniac: good luck ducky
Announcer type person: holy cheese-it a new record and the forks go wild. This has been Duckydoodles with a 500 ft punt of himself. The other contestants really have their work cut out for then. And now punting a Texas garden gnome….DRAGONPIIE
Dragonpiie: hear we go pie
Piemaniac: wait tell me again y I have to be the one being punted?
Dragonpiie: because Nelf look like gnomes
Piemaniac: ok wait a sec…
Dragonpiie: Too late
Announcer type person: and folk just look at that Taxes garden gnome fly it is going to be a close winner will it be ducky the self punter or the Taxes garden gnome and Dragonpiie
Guy in charge of finding the distance: we fork have a bit of trouble both ducky and dragon punted their gnomes 500.7089498720985 ft we will have to go into a tie breaker on top of IF
On top of IF
Announcer type person: and there is ducky with another 500 ft score it is Dragonpiie and the Taxes gnomes turn'
Dragonpiie: one last time
punts pie as hard as he can and pie zooms off into the distance and lands on Barney's house some were in Burning Steppes
Barney: who punted u dam it
Piemaniac: Dragonpiie
Barney: dam him to hell I will kill….
Part of the roof falls in and crushes Barney to death
Announcer type person: Dragonpiie wins…wait a second Dragonpiie is disqualified for the use of steel toed boots Duckydoodles win
Dragonpiie: I can still beat u in fishing ducky…
And that is how we meet ducky and killed Barney for the first time
Note from the writer
I would like to thank pie for eating all those beans in the last story because if he had not I would not have been able to tell the story of how me meet ducky. Look out of more dragon stories and watch out for Barney HE WANTS TO EAT YOUR BRAIN… have a nice day