Hey XxXxPippinxXxX here I realise I haven't been updating too much lately just because I'm starting to get a bit bored with Sirens but I will finish it I promise but for now I've had this one on my mind and I thought I'd put it up and see what you guys thought. Enjoy.

The Fun in Dysfunctional

Chapter One

Back off this Bitch Bites

I'd heard that it was common in these parts, but I never thought I'd be running for my life. My sneakers pounded the pavement in time with my frantic heartbeats; my ragged breathing filled the air already heavy with fog and smoke. I swear my heart stopped beating the moment I saw that brick wall the one that closed me in and prevent any chance of escaping my pursuers. My fingers scraped madly over the bricks looking for some way out but when the eerie sound of a deep chuckle came from behind me I knew this was it. I, Neji Hyuga, only 17, was going to be murdered in an alley beside the bar by a couple of common thugs. I turned to look at my attackers determined to die with some sort of dignity, which flew out the window when she turned up. Slow deliberate steps bought her right behind the two ugly men that had me cornered.

"What's going on here?" she demanded in a voice that demanded respect. The Thugs sneered and turned toward her, that was their first mistake.

"None of your fucking business princess" the biggest one sneered, his lank, dirty brown hair covering his eyes, exposing yellow teeth in a feral grin. She just started back, unamused, those russet brown eyes boring into her opponent's face. The smaller one chuckled, his bald head glinting in the dimly light alley.

"Who the fuck are you?!" he demanded advancing on her. Again, unimpressed she stared back before answering in an angelically sweet voice.

"TenTen, remember that name you'll be screaming it later"

Though it felt inappropriate, I was incredibly turned on by this single sentence. They rushed at her and she ducked underneath they're wildly swinging arms and delivered a sharp elbow to the larger man's kidneys. He coughed and held his side in pain while the bald man rushed at her again. She blocked the punches he tried to land on her with her forearms and head butted him bringing him to the ground. The other man had recovered and let out a roar of rage before grasping her around the torso from behind. She stomped on the tip of his toes causing him to yelp in pain, followed by a grunt when she elbowed him in the stomach. He tightened his grip and she snapped her head back to collide with his chin forcing him to let go.

She turned to face him and punched him in the face breaking his nose. Falling to the ground screaming in pain, the large man called forward his friend and she was attacked again. Running straight at me she jumped off the wall next to my head and delivered a fly kick to his head causing him to hit the ground next to his friend.

She stood over them with her arms crossed across her chest. The men struggled to their feet and fled the alley leaving us alone in the dirty alley. After watching the muggers flee around the corner she turned to me with a look of disapproval on her face. She stared at me starting at my shoes and travelling up to my eyes.

"What the hell is a rich boy like you doin' in these parts?" she asked furrowing her brow. I was still speechless and she looked at me strangely and walked towards me until she was in arms reach.

"You in special ed?" she asked curiously.

I stared at her stupidly, my mouth surely agape. She started to giggle and leaned in close to stare straight into my eyes. It's like I could see everything she was, just in one little glance. Her eyes were four different shades of brown, they were russet brown spiralled with caramel and flecked with chocolate with a dark brown tinge around her irises.

It was as she smiled at me crookedly that I forgot where I was, who I was and why we were here all that mattered was her. I grabbed her wrists and slammed them above her head into the brick wall behind us, to say she looked surprised would be an understatement but it didn't stop me. I pushed her body against the rough bricks and melded our lips together.

I pressed myself to her just trying to feel a part of her, it wasn't long before she responded, moulding our lips together and sucking lightly on my bottom lip. Her tongue touched my lips and I eagerly opened my mouth to meet her tongue. She stroked my tongue and felt like I was on fire, I flicked my tongue up to find a spot on the roof of her mouth that made her moan.

I released her hands and let one travel to the back of her neck and the other moved her leg stroking the velvet skin and hiking it up around my hip. Her hands came around my neck and she jumped, wrapping her legs around my waist. We surfaced for air and I attacked the tender flesh of her neck and throat, licking, biting and kissing my way back up to her mouth.

We locked lips again and I moved my hands again to grip her hips and drive her over the other side of the alley to a low bed of crates resting against the wall. Climbing on top of her I lifted the hem of her shirt and let my hands wander over her flat stomach and ample breasts. She gasped and arched in me causing me to let out a groan of approval and I reached down to her neck and sucked on the skin leaving an angry red mark.

Trash cans clanged and fell over disturbing us and catching our undivided attention as a stray tabby cat scampered out of the dirty alley. Embarrassed I sat back on my heels taking my weight off her and watching for her reaction. She watched me through lusty eyes and pulled my head back to hers and forced me onto my back. She straddled me and kissed me slowly and languidly before standing up and walking away.

Stunned I watched her go before my head cleared and I was sent crashing back into the reality of being in a dangerous part of town, in an alley, alone. I struggled to my feet and jogged around the corner to get home as quickly as possible. I ran up to the ostentatious mansion and burst through the door, heading for my room. A surprised squeak stopped me in my tracks and I turned to face my shy, timid younger cousin.

She twisted her hands together shyly and asked timidly "Cousin Neji what happen to you?"

"What are you talking about?" I said shortly.

She pointed to the mirror on the wall opposite us and I could see what she was talking about. My hair had snags in it my knuckles had the skin grazed off from the brick wall and my shirt was crumpled as if someone had been clutching the front of it.

"Uh … that. It's nothing to be worried about Hinata, go back to bed"

She nodded and closed her door quietly, shooting him one last worried glance. I sighed in annoyance at her meek nature and continued to my bed, sitting formally on the end of the bed, lost in thought.

I tried to think of something else as I removed my shirt and entered the bathroom to shower but all I could see were those russet eyes and all I could feel were her legs around my waist.

Exiting the bathroom and donning a pair of boxers I lay down on the bed and was instantly asleep. All my dreams were of her and I had a strange feeling that she was going to drive me slowly insane.

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