Oh pheonix, Oh pheonix where do thou lay?
Under my feathers picking at hay,
Oh pheonix, Oh pheonix where shall thou go?
TO MY TRUE MASTER, dear foe,
Oh pheonix, Oh pheonix why do you shout?
You aren't my father and I have no doubt,
Oh pheonix, Oh pheonix when shall you leave?
As soon as I turn this hay into weave,
Oh pheonix, Oh pheonix shall you burn my fire?
Hell no! What do you think I am: your Esquire?
Oh pheonix, Oh pheonix do you like my new beard?
You old fart, you don't have one, and you're weird!
Oh phoenix, Oh phoenix screech out my name?
You weird pedo, you're so lame!
Oh pheonix, Oh pheonix don't leave me please?
Of course, Voldemort oh and would you like some cheese? (Sarcasm)
Oh pheonix, Oh pheonix but you love me so.
BULLSHIT Voldy I'd rather kiss snow!
And the Pheonix left
Feeling sorrow,
Feeling doubt,
Felling depressed.
The Pheonix flew off with a single flap of wing,
And as he did so he started to sing,
Oh the joy, oh the love, oh the wow,
For the pheonix had finally left that depressing old cow,
The pheonix warned owls, crows and bunnies, even a geek,
Not to send a message to that withering freak!
The pheonix returned home with sweat on his face,
And flew on his porch, lying down in disgrace,
Oh the pity, oh the sorrow,
What could he do, he had to send another message, tomorrow?