A/n: So I am totally redoing this story, well I'm going to try to make it flow. It's been about 3 years since I've written it so!
Disclaimer- I don't own YYH or RK or other things only the idea and the story!!
Yusuke, Hiei, and Kurama walked down the busy sidewalks of Tokyo. They were on patrol; since they hadn't had a mission in a long time Koenma gave them the job of walking around looking for nothing particular.
"I hate this, Koenma is crazy if he thinks that this is fun," Yusuke whined hating their latest assignment. He looked at Hiei and Kurama for a reaction of any kind but they weren't paying attention to him. When do they ever? They were too focused on the Euchre game they had had the night before.
Kurama couldn't get it through his head that Hiei was smarter then him when it came to cards; Hiei had beaten him in every single game they had played. Hiei was also amazed at his brilliant card playing; he had never played those games until last night.
"Hello," Yusuke urged waving his hand back and forth in front of both of them. But they didn't flinch or take notice, they just kept walking. Yusuke scratched his head wondering what in the heck they were thinking about to make them zombie like. "Hey guys wait up," he screamed chasing after them as he fell behind.
Kurama's head swam with the Yatzee game it was driving him crazy. He had had a prefect game and all Hiei had to do to beat him was throw five 6's in one throw. Of course Hiei threw it with out a sweat, though he was also surprised. Hiei had also beat him in his favorite game 'Scrabble' the game Kurama always won, but this time a guy that doesn't even know how to spell beat HIM! 'How in the world,' he thought silently to himself.
"HIEI," Yusuke screamed in Hiei's ear, he was getting fed up with them. What were these guys thinking about?
Hiei turned and looked at Yusuke sharply in the eyes. "What do you want baka? I was thinking," he sneered with fury.
"Thinking about a woman?" Yusuke giggled at his cleverness, and then frowned when Hiei hit his head with a lot of force.
"No, I was thinking about what game to beat Kurama in next," he smirked looking at Kurama who was now done thinking watching the two bicker.
"You do know that tonight I will vanquish you," Kurama smiled knowing the perfect game to beat Hiei at.
"You think so fox boy? Oh tell me what game are we going to play?" Hiei gave Kurama a challenging look.
"The game of love," Kurama said slyly knowing that Hiei had never been in true love and wasn't looking forward to ever being with someone.
"He's got you there," Yusuke slapped Hiei on the back laughing hard.
"I bet I could beat you in that challenge. Name the stakes," Hiei smirked apparently bluffing though the other two didn't know.
"Are you kidding me, Hiei you hate women," Kurama looked astonished.
"Who said that he had to fall in love with a woman?" Yusuke laughed as did Kurama. Hiei eyes blazed with flames at what Yusuke had just said, what was he suggesting he win the heart of a MAN?
Hiei slowly moved his hand down to his Katana and drew it out slow so Yusuke and Kurama knew what he was about to do. He raised it ready to attack, but where the sword was supposed to be there, wasn't. Hiei looked at his hand, "Who stole my Katana?"
Kurama and Yusuke exchanged glances. "Uh..." Yusuke then looked down at chest where Hiei was swinging his Katana at but there was nothing there. He let out a deep sigh of relief, happy that he wasn't dead.
"I took your sword," called a mysterious voice from the shadows. The voice was deep and gruff, full of haste.
"Who are you," Hiei hissed with much anger staring at the location the voice came from.
"He's your lover," a girl voice from the same direction giggled.
"Shut up I am not; you lie. Why did you have to come anyway?" The man complained to the girl.
"Because this is my mission too," the girl cried in despair.
"What are your names?" Kurama tried to get info on these mysterious people. They sounded pretty stupid it was worth a shot.
"Oh mine's dehdhfsf," the girl started before the man covered her mouth muffing her annoying voice.
"Shut up, don't tell them," the man shouted in her ear. "Now we must be off," he said dragging the girl out of the shadows and down the busy street.
"Eekkk, my sword," Hiei screeched chasing after them. Nobody stole his sword, NOBODY!
"Hiei screams like a sissy girl," Yusuke laughed about ready to wet himself and holding his sides.
"Didn't that voice sound familiar?" Kurama said holding back the urge to laugh at Hiei.
"No," Yusuke stated bluntly. "Look sweet snow," he smiled pointing at the ice cream shop.
"Yusuke come on," Kurama dragged Yusuke as he ran after the poor defenseless Hiei.
"Give me back my sword," Hiei yelled at the man who had the now unconscious girl swung over his shoulder.
"Never," the man yelled back, he looked back seeing Hiei almost caught up to him. Quickly he looked back in front of him and saw a brick wall unable to stop in time he ran into it. But instead of feeling his face smashed in the cold concrete he felt the warm sensation of desert dirt. He jerked his head up to see where he was, and saw that he was laying in an alley way. "What in the crap!" He sat up watching the people pass by the end of the alley. "Hmm...," he thought looking behind him seeing a building; his eyes got huge realizing that he had just went through a wall and hadn't got hurt. He looked at the girl her wild, frizzy, brown hair had come out of its ponytail and was looking like an afro. He crawled over and heaved her back on his shoulder and walked out into the Meiji era market.
Hiei stopped in time to see the man run through the wall. "What?" He touched the wall and to see if it was a real wall. As he ran his hand on the brick it seemed cold and rough like a brick. "How did he do that?"
"Hiei," Yusuke screamed now dragging Kurama. Hiei turned to look at him. Yusuke was going full force and showed no signs of slowing down.
"Yusuke, STOP," Hiei shouted to late as Yusuke grabbed his collar and ran full fledge at the wall. Hiei and Kurama closed their eyes waiting for the impact, which never came. After coming to the realization that they were dead they opened their eyes ready to walk towards the light.
Kurama opened his eyes not staring at a light but a dark sky full of stars and planets. "Huh?" He cocked an eyebrow, "Yusuke where are we?"
Yusuke let go of Kurama and Hiei he flinched when he heard them hit the ground with a loud 'Thump'. He turned around to face them, "Sorry."
"If I still had my sword your head would be mine right now," Hiei grumbled rubbing his head.
"Yusuke yet again I ask you, Where are we?" Kurama questioned standing up patting the dirt off his butt. How did Yusuke know that they would not crash into the wall? He decided to ask, "How did you know we wouldn't run into the wall?"
"I didn't, I like to take chances remember? I am reckless; and as to where we are well it's either heaven or hell. Wait I got an idea lets call Botan," Yusuke said triumphantly whipping out his communicator. He pressed the button that would call Botan. Beep. Communication through past dimensions is forbidden. Beep. "Darn," Yusuke sighed throwing the machinery to the ground. "Stupid technology," he shouted stomping on it cracking the communicator in half.
"What did it mean by past dimension?" Hiei queried looking at Kurama for answers.
"Well I guess that wall if ran at with enough speed transports you into a different dimension. Or in our case the past," Kurama spoke cautiously searching around for any clues to what year they were in.
"Time Machine," Yusuke said under his breath looking at the starry night. "What constellation is that?" He asked looking at a cluster of stars he had never seen before. The stars made what looked like the Star of David and at all points were stars that glowed almost a red luster.
"That looks like Sanatosis. Wait that can't be right the constellation Sanatosis no longer exists it was only seen during the Meiji era," Kurama pointed out. He remembered his girlfriend in America telling him about it. It was only seen during the first 20 years of the Meiji era, and some thought it was a sign from god that Imperialism was the right thing to do in that decade. And others believed that it was a memorial towards all the Samurai and others that died during the Great War. The Buddhist monks of that time usually stop there religious training and followed the Constellation thinking it was the real Kami.
"Well I guess we know where we are," Hiei said looking up at the sky seeing the beautiful splendor. He closed his eyes taking in a deep breath of the non-toxic crisp air. He opened his eyes and looked at Kurama and Yusuke when he didn't hear them say anything. They both had a confused look on their face, "Grr...the Meiji era, bakas."
"Oh," Yusuke and Kurama said at the same time.
"Good job short one I didn't know you were that smart," Yusuke mocked Hiei's shortness.
"You've got to stop talking to Kurama's girlfriend, you're getting stupider by the second," Hiei retaliated as both him and Yusuke got up in each others faces.
"Hey guys, can we please not insult my girlfriend and get to finding Hiei's sword," Kurama tried cooling them down.
"He started it," Hiei protested crossing his arms in disappointment.
"What?!" Yusuke shouted ready to punch the living day lights out of Hiei.
"Save it for Kuwabara," Hiei snorted.
"Well if the stupid idiot was here I would kill him, but since he's on a date with your sister-," Yusuke retorted but stopped when Hiei gave him the evil eye.
"He's with Yukina!" Hiei's face started getting red with infuriating anger. He turned on his heel and ran straight at the wall behind them hoping to dear Kami that the portal worked both ways. But by the way he felt his nose break and the unreal sensation of his skull cracking; he figured it didn't as everything went black.
"Did he really just do that?" Kurama looked at the unconscious Hiei lying in a pool of blood. He glanced over at Yusuke who was trying way too hard to hold back laughter. "I think your both hanging out with Okane way too much," he sighed rubbing his temples. Yusuke at that moment could no longer hold it back and fell to the ground laughing his rear end off.
A/n: You have no idea how stupid I feel right now, lol, this story is horrible but somehow people liked it 3 years ago. Oh well! Review if you feel.