Life is good!
Summary: Lily Evans accidentally slips James some potion. It really changes him! Life is good! This is my first try at 1 hit KO!
Disclaimer: I own nothing. We knew that. Let's move ahead.
Life is good! (Lily's POV)
Hmmmmm... Potter has really started to get on my nerves. He needs to be put in his place. Now what should I do with him? Luckily I'm good at potions! That'll help a lot! I grinned evilly. James Potter is going down!
"Hey! Hey Evans!" a VERY familiar voice called.
"Hmmm... let me guess... NO!" I replied icily.
"Well today's your lucky day! I was going to ask you NOT to let me take you on a date!" James said excitedly.
"Oh bloody hell no!" I sat down with my head in my hands. Beside me I could hear Monica telling James exactly what she thought of him. Lucy and Jessie started voicing their opinions too and boy, let me tell you, it didn't sound good, for James anyway.
"So here we are at the Three Broomsticks." I observed sardonically.
"Yes indeed we are!" he replied happily.
"Well aren't we going inside and having some butterbeers? Of course we can stand out here longing for one instead and I'll make sure everyone knows how boring my date with you was."
"Oh yeah. Of course!" he walked purposefully up to the counter and ordered two butterbeers while I chose a table. I chose one unfortunately close to Snape and Patty Parkinson. (A/N Patty is Pansy's mother and I left the surname to show the connection and I was too board to think of a better name than Patty.)
"Why are you here mudblood?" he asked scornfully.
"I'm on a date with Potter!" I said his name with venom.
"Oooh! You agreed to come then?" Parkinson sneered.
"No of course not! I however hope you Snape were tricked into going with someone like Pug-Nosed Parkinson here. Not even you would be that stupid but then again maybe you are!" I retorted.
"You take that back!"
"Never! Not as long as I live!"
"Then prepare for a short life mudblood!"
"Whazzup?" James had returned with the drinks, "Did I miss something?" (A/N I don't care if James slang doesn't match.)
"Thank you very much for the drink James. May I have another?" I asked politely.
"Why?" he asked bemused.
"This!" I said simply and upended my butterbeer over Snape's greasy head, "Maybe now he'll wash his hair. Let's leave these creeps."
"Yes ma'am!" he turned around sharply and marched off to the counter. I followed him more slowly. As he was ordering I slipped some potion into his butterbeer. He took another gulp and froze!
Muahahahaha! Your will is my command!" I announced, "Buy enough butterbeers for me and my friends, especially Monica!"
He now has to obey my every whim! The potion wears off when he hears me slam my door. My bedroom door. At home! How convenient! Muahahahahaha! Life is so good to me!
Summary: Lily Evans accidentally slips James some potion. It really changes him! Life is good! This is my first try at 1 hit KO!
Disclaimer: I own nothing. We knew that. Let's move ahead.
Life is good! (Lily's POV)
Hmmmmm... Potter has really started to get on my nerves. He needs to be put in his place. Now what should I do with him? Luckily I'm good at potions! That'll help a lot! I grinned evilly. James Potter is going down!
"Hey! Hey Evans!" a VERY familiar voice called.
"Hmmm... let me guess... NO!" I replied icily.
"Well today's your lucky day! I was going to ask you NOT to let me take you on a date!" James said excitedly.
"Oh bloody hell no!" I sat down with my head in my hands. Beside me I could hear Monica telling James exactly what she thought of him. Lucy and Jessie started voicing their opinions too and boy, let me tell you, it didn't sound good, for James anyway.
"So here we are at the Three Broomsticks." I observed sardonically.
"Yes indeed we are!" he replied happily.
"Well aren't we going inside and having some butterbeers? Of course we can stand out here longing for one instead and I'll make sure everyone knows how boring my date with you was."
"Oh yeah. Of course!" he walked purposefully up to the counter and ordered two butterbeers while I chose a table. I chose one unfortunately close to Snape and Patty Parkinson. (A/N Patty is Pansy's mother and I left the surname to show the connection and I was too board to think of a better name than Patty.)
"Why are you here mudblood?" he asked scornfully.
"I'm on a date with Potter!" I said his name with venom.
"Oooh! You agreed to come then?" Parkinson sneered.
"No of course not! I however hope you Snape were tricked into going with someone like Pug-Nosed Parkinson here. Not even you would be that stupid but then again maybe you are!" I retorted.
"You take that back!"
"Never! Not as long as I live!"
"Then prepare for a short life mudblood!"
"Whazzup?" James had returned with the drinks, "Did I miss something?" (A/N I don't care if James slang doesn't match.)
"Thank you very much for the drink James. May I have another?" I asked politely.
"Why?" he asked bemused.
"This!" I said simply and upended my butterbeer over Snape's greasy head, "Maybe now he'll wash his hair. Let's leave these creeps."
"Yes ma'am!" he turned around sharply and marched off to the counter. I followed him more slowly. As he was ordering I slipped some potion into his butterbeer. He took another gulp and froze!
Muahahahaha! Your will is my command!" I announced, "Buy enough butterbeers for me and my friends, especially Monica!"
He now has to obey my every whim! The potion wears off when he hears me slam my door. My bedroom door. At home! How convenient! Muahahahahaha! Life is so good to me!