The Supreme Colosso Maze. Created by Hank Showman, the maze was designed to be the most tricky, mind-bending, and challenging maze in existence that would make even the most clever of people go insane. One night, two employees were working late to make sure everything in the maze was perfectly functional. Surely enough, the booby traps were going off as they were supposed to, the tunnels were cleaned out for any bats, and most importantly, the shifting doorways were perfectly working.
"All right, looks like everything is working as it should." one worker said.
"Yeah, can't wait to see someone try and get out of THIS maze." said the other. "Hey uh, speaking of which, you remember how we get out of here, right?"
"Uh..."
The walls shifted position, blocking the passageway behind them and opening a brand new one.
"...Oh, well this is just fantastic..."
And so, the two workers began venturing through the maze, only getting more and more lost as they continued. Eventually, one of the workers broke down, shouting "I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! WE'RE GOING TO BE STUCK HERE FOREVER! I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND!"
"...We've only been walking around for six minutes."
"Yeah, six minutes OF MY LIFE THAT I'M NEVER GOING TO GET BACK! I could have been a cartoonist! Or an adventurer! Or an..." His eyes suddenly widened from fear and he ran off. "AAAAAHHH!"
"...An aaaaahhh?" the worker question. "What kind of profession is an aaaaahhh?"
Suddenly, a snort was heard. The worker turned around, and saw a tall figure towering over him, glaring down at him. With the body of a muscular man and the head and legs of a bull, complete with a silver nose ring and golden bracelets around his wrists, and eyes that were an angry red color. The worker had realized he was now in the presence of a Minotaur, which bellowed at him with a tone of rage in it's voice.
His only response?
"AAAAAHHH!"