Kill Ron
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Malfoy had been tracking Harry's movements for quite awhile now, he'd decided that he would trap him in a hallway of the beaten path that he liked to go to to think or whatever it was that Harry Potter liked to do when he was alone in hallways.Anyway, classes were over for the day and harry was staring out of a window onto the forbidden forest.It's cool dephts had called to him ever since that night years ago.
"Hello potter, enjoying the view?" Harry had to fight the impulse to Stupefy malfoy's slimy ass.
"Hello malfoy, I was actually rather enjoying it.But then I spotted a bug." he turned to glare at the boy who stood behind him, taking in his pale face and even paler blond hair."A scrawny, greasy-haired bug."
Malfoy fought down the impulse to pummel him, he wouldn't get anywhere that way.He needed harry on his side.You're so very funny potter.Ha ha, but anyway I have a favor to ask of you,"
He looked back at malfoy as though he'd just told him he'd decided to take up irsih river stomp along with becoming a clergymen."Why in the hell would I do anything for you?You, the guy who's made my life a living hell since day one?You the guy who's father tried to off me.You who has a cooler last name, I mean come on!Harry?I mean, honestly!" Malfoy plucked at the threads of his robe this wasn't going as bad as he thought, he'd always known harry was jealous of his name, I mean who wasn't?Draco means dragon in latin or something!"I know I know i've been a right prick haven't I?" he suddenly grabbed harry's hands and bowed furiously.
"But i'll take it all back and even make out with you if you can get me a date with Granger, please?I'm begging you!"
Well that was unexcpected, stay tuned for more Harry potter Loony Morgan style...ish.