Why does it seem like all the guys I date, are assholes? I mean seriously. We've been at school for a month, and I've already been dumped twice. One of them because I wouldn't "put out" and the other because he was just using me to get with some girl in my dorm. A girl that I hated, so he dumped me and is now dating one of the girl's best friends.
The latter of those two had justended it with me. But, I'veactuallygotten over feeling sad about all the guys that break up with me, and have instead just milked the break-ups so I could get a "Feel Good Party!" Yay! These parties that my friends and I throw for each other are the only things that make relationship problems, livable. They don't complain about how many parties I demanded, instead we just see it as a way to drink some fire whiskey, eat chocolate, stay up late (Even on schoolnights) and play some intense games of Dare or Dare. (There is no truth, cause we already know everything about each other, so what's the fun in that?)
We have theses parties when Alice gets in a fight with Frank, which isn't often. Or when James beats up a guy that Lily likes, which is very often. But we mostly have them when I get dumped, which happens the most often.
Now don't judge me, I'm not some whore that dates every guy in the school and does "Sexual Things" with them. Definitely not. I'm just a 16 (Soon to be 17) year old girl, trying to find her prince charming in sea of Dickheads. But it seems like no matter how hard I try, I can never find him. Maybe I should stop searching and let him find me…. But back to my previous topic, I've only gone as far as snogging a guy. Nothing more. When I do have sex, I'm not going to loose my virginity to some jackass that'll just take it and leave. I'm gonna give it to some wonderful guy that'll love and stay with me forever.
I crawled through the Gryffindor Portrait hole, "Li-Lay!"
She looked up from the book that she was reading by the fire, "Yes?"
"We get to have a Feel Good Party!" I shouted.
Alice came bounding down the boy's dorm steps, probably hanging out with Frank, "Another one?!"
"Yep," I smiled.
"Yay! A Feel Good Party!" They each yelled.
"Get dumped again Samuels?" I hate him.
"Yes, I did Black." I turned towards the tall figure leaning in the doorframe of his dorm steps.
"If you went out with me, I wouldn't dump you," He smirked.
"I'd rather chop my own hand off, but thanks for the offer."
"One day I'll stop offering and you'll wish you'd of said yes to me."
"You'll never stop offering Sirius," Alice laughed, "You haven't stopped since 3rd year."
"Only because I'm a very persistent, patient person." He mumbled, tearing his eyes from me to Alice.
"No, it's because Carry is the only girl that you've wanted, who hasn't fallen for your charm" Lily said, making air quotations around the word 'Charm'
"She will eventually," He smiled, looking back to me.
"No I won't. Can we go have my Feel Good Party now?"
"I can make you feel good," Sirius smirked.
"Ewww!" I yelled, "Run away!" And, following my own advice, I ran, screaming all the way up to our dorm.
I heard Lily go, "Creeper alert." And then she came bursting through the door after me, Alice laughing behind her.
"Why…don't you…just…date him?" Lily asked between laughs.
"Why don't you…just date…Potter?!" I retorted, trying to control my own laughing.
She stopped immediately, "I will never date James Potter."
"And the same goes for me and Black."
"Uh…guys? We don't have anymore fire whiskey." Alice said from our chest of treats.
"Well, we'll have to get some." Lily said in her obvious voice.
"I'm not going back down there," I whispered in a dramatic, scared voice, "He might rape me."
Lily snorted, "Yeah, maybe you should stay up here."
I fell back on my bed and looked at them, "Okay!"
As soon as they left, I heard a tapping sound coming from the window. I stood up and saw an owl floating outside of it. I let it in and it dropped a letter on my head, then went and sat on the wardrobe.
Sighing I open the letter.
To my sweet Carry,
Doesn't that have a nice ring to it? 'My Sweet Carry' I like it. So how is your Feel Good Party going? Mind if I crash? I'm sure you would really enjoy my company. I know you're going to say you don't, but I know you're lying. Lying to me and to yourself. You want me, you just don't want to admit to it, for fear that you would fall in Love with me. Every girl eventually does.
Love, Your Darling,
Sirius Black.
I hate him. Have I mentioned that before? I think I have.
Grabbing a quill, I wrote on the back of his letter,
Sirius,
No it does not have a nice ring to it. Nothing about me being your anything sounds nice. My Feel Good Party hasn't started yet. We have no Fire whiskey, so Lily and Alice went to get some. I have decided to stay hidden in our room, for fear that you might rape me. If you even try and crash my little party, I will castrate you. Okay? I do not like you. I never have liked you, and I never will like you. And the sooner you understand that, the better. I am not like most girl's, so therefore I will never fall in Love with you.
LEAVE ME ALONE,
From,
Not your Carry.
I tied the letter to his owl's leg and sent it through the window. Then I walked over to the CD player, that Alice's mother had bewitched to work at Hogwarts, and put a John Mayer CD into. I like his one song 'Waiting on the World to Change.'
So I was singing when Alice and Lily came back into the room, caring a dozen bottles of Fire Whiskey and some ice cream.
Lily put 9 of the bottles into our treat trunk and handed me one of the ones she had left out. We have rule that we only drink one bottle a piece each party. One bottle got us drunk enough to know and remember what we're doing, but also enough to where we didn't care what happened while we were drinking.
Alice changed the CD from John to The Maine. Then I started digging through the trunk and found a spoon, a huge thing of Honeyduke's choclate, (a present from James to Lily from last years Valentine's Day), chocolate chip cookies, and our usual magazines.
I threw them all into a pile on the floor, and we sat in a little circle, around our goodies, Lily to my left, Alice to my right. I opened the chocolates, Lily got the Ice cream, and Alice took the cookies. We'd each take one bite of our food, then pass it to the next person.
We started singing to the music while passing our containers of treats around. After the first chorus to the song, I heard the tapping again.
I growled and stood up, letting it in, hopefully for the last time.
I took the letter from his bird, and read it,
My Beautiful Creature,
Do you like that one better? I don't find it as charming as 'My Sweet Carry' but if you like it, then I'll call you it everyday of our lives. I could come 'entertain' you while you wait for Evans and Alice to get back. If you know what I mean. *wink wink* And you can't rape the willing. Although now that I think about, I couldn't do anything fun if you castrated me. So I'll just stay in my dorm, writing you Love notes. If I wrote you a song, would you listen to me sing it? Cause I've been thinking about writing you one.
Love,
The Man You Will Someday Fall For,
Sirius Black.
"What's that?" Alice asked, taking the note from me.
Her and Lily leaned over the note and started reading it. Slowly they began grinning and then they just started laughing.
Iscowled and took the letter from them,
Dearest Black,
Why would I like being called a creature. Beautiful or not, no girl wants to be called a creature. And I plan on never seeing you again after we graduate, so I would just give up if I were you. No I most certainly do not want you to 'entertain' me. And thank you for almost making me barf. And seeing as I am not willing, I would appreciate if you didn't rape me. And yes it would be called rape. I'm sorry to hear that all the fun things in the world, depend upon you having your Man Hood in tact with your body. (Maybe you need to find some new hobbies) And if you were to write me a song, I would throw a shoe at your face and hopefully leave a big ol' shoe print on it.
Don't write to me anymore,
~Carry
Lily and Alice read what I wrote then started laughing again.
I sighed and threw the owl out the window then took a huge swig of Fire Whiskey.
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Have you ever sang drunken songs with your friends while dancing through the Common Room? Oh you haven't…well it's very fun. You should try in sometime.
We were singing Dance or Die by Family Force Five. But I stopped when I saw Remus Lupin. I like Remus, he's nice. Not the like like kinda like though. Just the 'Hey, Remus is a great person, but I could never see myself snogging him' kinda like.
He was sitting on a couch, alone. James and Sirius were sitting in chairs in front of him. I ran over and sat beside Remus. Lily and Alice followed me.
"Hey Remus buddy," You could hear that I was hammered.
He smiled, "Hello Carry. Enjoying your Feel Good Party?"
"Yep…but I'm a little sad."
"Why are you sad?"
"Because I always date assholes that just wanna get in my pants," I took a swig of my drink, "but I don't want anyone in there. They might stretch my pants out! Then what would I do?! I would havenovirginity and stretched pants. Possibly even crabs! And then the one guy who actually even shows a commitment to getting with me, is Sirius. Sirius Fucking Black," Then in a not so whispery whisper I said, "But I don't like him! Sure he's handsome and junk, but he sucks! I mean have you actually ever talked to him? IT'S LIKE TALKING TO A FREAKING SQUIRREL!"
"Hey!" Sirius exclaimed.
"Shhh, Remus, I think he heard us." Then I laid my head in Remus' shoulder and closed my eyes. After about a minute I got bored, so I stood up and stepped in front of Lily, who was laying with her head on Remus' other shoulder.
"I took a ride on a February morning, Just getting over it, dealing with the mourning." I sang while dancing front of her.
She stood up, "I started thinking out loud: I'm so sick and tired of being sick and tired. My baby's flying off the edge of the road."
We took deep breaths then belted out, "She's says I'm so sorry about that note, that left me all alone! But I'm so sick and tired of being sick and tired. Somebody turn the lights on! Somebody tell me what's wrong! I'd be lying if I told you, loosing you was something I could handle. Somebody turn the lights on! Somebody tell me how long! All this darkness will surround you, Cause I'm burning for you, Burning like a candle!"
"Okay, maybe you guys should sit back down," Remus said, looking at us.
"Why?" I asked.
"Just because you're-," He started.
"It's because you don't like our singing, isn't it?" Lily asked, on the verge of tears.
"No, no, that's not it at all," Remus tried to reassure her.
"Well then what is it?!" I demanded, practically yelling.
"People are staring and-"
Alice cut him off, "Carry and Lily and wonderful singers. And you know what?! They came down here to grace you with their beautiful voices, and you just insult them. We don't have to take this, we're leaving."
And we marched up to our dorm, but half-way up the stairs I stopped and walked back down to Remus, "Forgot my drink," And I grabbed it off the table and stomped away, Sirius laughing behind me.
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"Okay Alice, I dare you to…kiss Kelly Cruz, take her gum our of her mouth, since you know she always has gum, them kiss Frank, giving him her gum." Lily said. I nodded at her dare, agreeing with it.
"Ew," Alice said.
"You have to," Lily smiled.
"Fine," She sighed and started walking down the dorm steps.
Lily and I followed behind, giggling like little school girls, weird considering we are little school girls.
Alice stopped at the bottom of the stairs and looked around for Kelly. She was 5th year we had gotten to know last year while hiding in a bathroom from Potter and Black.
Lily and I went over and sat beside Remus, watching Alice. She laid her lips on Kelly's then opened her mouth and within 10 seconds had the gum out. Alice crinkled her nose and smiled at Kelly, who just laughed. Then Alice came over to Frank, tackled him and made-out with him.
It took about 5 minutes before Alice pulled back, no gum in her mouth, "Carry, I dare you to, hmm, run around the Common Room in your underwear for about 10 minutes."
"Now?!" I asked raising my eyebrows.
"Yes," She smirked. I think Alice is part evil.
"Do I actually have to run?"
"No, I guess not, but you have to walk around and act like nothing's wrong."
"Okay," And I took off the jacket I was wearing, then my shoes, pants and shirt.
Sirius was staring at me from across the room, and I just smirked at him, "Get a good look Black, cause is the only time you'll ever see me half naked."
He smiled and locked eyes with me, "You're right, the next time you'll be fully nude."
"Barf." And I walked over to some 6th year guy named Kevin, "Hey Kevin. I was wondering if- Kevin. My face is up here."
He shook his head, "Uhh, sorry. What were you saying?" But his eyes just drifted back to my chest.
"Never mind," I said and walked back over to Remus. Where Sirius and James joined us.
I slumped on the couch, "I have a story to tell."
"What is it?" Remus asked, blushing and trying to keep his eyes on my face, he glanced down a couple of times. I saw him, pervert. Nah, Remy's not a pervert. He's just a man.
"This one time at band camp…" I started.
Lily was the only who got it, seeing as she was Muggle born, like me, and she laughed.
"What's band camp?" Sirius asked, sounding dazed.
I looked over at him to see his eyes tracing my body, starting at my legs and ending with my face, "Would you like a picture of me Sirius dear, it would last longer."
"Why would I want a picture, when I'll eventually get the real thing?"
I stood up and traced my body with my hands, "You'll never get this."
I turned around to walk away, but he pinched my butt. I turned on him so fast that he shot back into his chair like a bullet, and I slapped his face. Then I got right in his face, "Don't ever touch me again, or you won't have any hands to do anything with. I am not some piece of meat that you can just man handle when ever you feel like. My body has never been defiled my a man, and I'd really appreciate it if the first one to do so were not Sirius Black. Do you understand me?" I said this all in a whispering rush.
"Yes." He answered casually.
"Good." I said and stood up. I glared at him for a moment and was glad to see a handprint on his left cheek.
Then I walked around the Common Room for the next 5 minutes, talking to random people, acting like nothing was out of the ordinary.
Then Alice said my time was up, "Well I guess I can't count on any of them to inform me if I'm walking around half naked. They didn't say one word about it." I pulled my clothes back on, glaring at Sirius while he just continued to smirk.
Them I slumped onto the couch beside Remus and laid my head on his shoulder like earlier, "Okay Lily, I dare you to…uhh…make out with Reggy Simmons, then tell him that James has softer lips and maybe he should invest in some Chapstick."
Everyone looked at me like I was crazy. But I've gotten use to those looks by now.
"I will not allow her to make out with Reggy Simmons!" James yelled.
"Pa-lease James, we all know Lily is going to marry you someday, just let her have a little fun until then," I said.
"I WILL NOT MARRY HIM!" Lily thundered.
I laughed and pointed towards Reggy Simmons, a little 6thyear with an afro.
She glared at me then walked over to him. His back was towards us, so she tapped him on his shoulder. When he turned around, Lily didn't even give him time to talk, she just threw her arms around his neck and planted her lips on his. He shoved her up against a wall grabbed her ass.
James jumped up and I yelled, "Sirius, hold him back!"
He shoved James back into his chair and held him there while James glared murderously at Reggy.
30 long seconds later, Lily pulled her face back, pushed Regy back from her and said what I told her too. Reggy just stared after her as she walked away.
She came back over to us and glared at me, "He slipped me the tongue…and it tasted like onions. I hate you Carry."
We all laughed and James looked happier at the fact that Lily didn't enjoy it.
"It's pay back time," She glared at me.
I gulped, "But…it's Alice's turn."
"No that's fine, you can take mine."
I glared at Alice and she laughed.
"Carry I dare you to, go on the Hogmead's trip tomorrow with that Kevin guy."
"I don't wanna!"
"Well I didn't wanna make out with Reggy, but I did! Now go ask Kevin."
I groaned and walked over to Kevin, "Hey, uhh, Kevin. I was wondering if you would like to go to Hogsmead with me tomorrow."
His eyes glowed, "I'd love to. How about we meet after breakfast?"
"Uh, yeah. After breakfast is fine."
I turned and walked away, glaring at Lily I said, "I don't like this game anymore."
She laughed and fell back onto the couch. I jumped onto her stomach and tickled her. She started laughing again.
"How could you make me go on a date with Kevin?! He's just-UGH!"
She tried to squirm away from me, but was having difficulty, considering the fact that I was sitting on her.
"I'm sorry!" She laughed.
"Well since you apologized," I rolled off of her and sat in Remus' lap. I took his book out of his hand and read the cover, Beautiful Creatures of The Night. I threw the book at Sirius, "You got that horrible nickname off of one of Remus' books?!"
"…maybe."
I started laughing and so did Lily and Alice. Apparently James and Remus hadn't read the note, seeing as they looked confused. My laughing stopped when my stomach growled.
"Hungry?" Remus asked.
"Yep, is it dinner time?"
He looked at his watch, "In about 5 minutes."
"Let's go then," And I stood raced out of the Portrait hole.
Once we got out into the hall, I linked arms with Lily and Alice, "Okay, step with your right foot. Got it…Alice?"
She laughed, "Yes."
"Okay," Lily mumbled.
"Right," I said.
"Now," Alice finished.
And we fell into step, right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot, "Damnit Alice!"
She laughed, "You know I only mess it up because I love the face you make."
I just stuck my tongue out at her. She did it back. Then she was gone, ripped from my arm and drug away by Frank.
I did a Napoleon Dynamite sigh and hung my head. Lily snorted and ran after Alice and Frank.
I looked at the three standing behind me, then back to Lily's retreating back, "WAIT LILY BILLY! YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME HERE!" And I took off after her.
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"I'm sorry!" Lily pleaded.
"HellaNah! You left me with them. For like 5 whole seconds. It's gonna take more than an apology to make up for that." I turned my head away from her, scowling.
"Are we really that bad?" James mumbled to Sirius.
"Yes," Lily and I snapped.
Remus just chuckled and opened up a book.
I took a bite of my chocolate cake, "Remus, why are you always reading?"
"I was wondering the same thing," Lily smiled.
"Because it's my only escape from those two," And he nodded his head in James and Sirius' direction.
"Well, Prongs, it looks like I'm the only one who truly loves you," Sirius sighed.
"And I, you, Padfoot," James said with a frown.
I stood up, "I want more Fire Whiskey."
"Why?" Alice asked.
"Cause I lost my buzz, and if you remember, Jacob dumped me." I said with a fake sob and a frown.
Lily laughed, "We'll split a bottle."
"But then we'll have an uneven number of bottles," I complained.
"We'll have 8, that's not uneven."
"But can 8 be equally divided by 3? Hmm, can it?"
"No."
"So we'll each have to have one more, or dump two bottles down the sink." I sighed.
"Carry, I think you're a raging alcoholic…"
I looked at Lily, "Don't be silly! I'm not raging!"
She laughed, and Sirius looked at me with concern, "Are you really an alcoholic?"
I rolled my eyes and grabbed a muffin. Mmmm, blueberry muffins. I know, weird thing to have at the dinner table, but I won't complain.
I started breaking my delicious muffin into little bite size pieces, thinking about my cat. Her names was Pineapple and she had a little spot around her eye. It was shaped like a banana. I smiled to myself, thinking about my fruity cat.
I looked up to see Sirius staring at me, his head cocked slightly to the side, a smile playing at his lips. I've gotten use to the feeling of annoyance whenever I caught him looking at me. And my usual response to his stares were to glare at him until, either he A) Looked away, with an awkward expression in his eyes. Or B) To wait until I had a proper excuse to look away from him. And ever since 4th year, it has always been option B. (He got over the whole I-really-like-you,-but-I-don't-want-you-to-see-me-looking-at-you phase, by the end of 3rd year.)
"Well I'm done, are you guys ready to go?" Lily asked me and Alice.
I turned away from Sirius, loosing my glare, and instead smiling at her, "Yep."
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"You-you-you know w-w-what?" I slurred my words.
"Huh?" Alice hiccupped.
"I'm done with g-guys." I answered, "All I needs is my puddin'"
And I took a huge bite of the pudding Lily had taken from the dinner table.
"Amen!" Lily called.
I stood up and tried to walk over to her, where she was lying on her bed. But I tripped on a shoe and spilt my pudding.
"NO!" I cried, stretching the word out, staring with sad eyes at my now yucky pudding.
Lily rushed over and fell onto her knees beside me, "Why?!" And then she started crying. I wrapped my arms around her and cried into her shoulder.
"I know where we can get more," Alice mumbled.
Lily and I stopped crying, "Where?"
"I'm sure Frank knows where the kitchens are."
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"Shh," I said while tip toeing up the boys' dorm steps, "You'll wake 'em up."
Lily started giggling and Alice through a hand over her mouth. And I fell on the last step, landing with a loud crash. Then we all started laughing.
"Who's out there?" James called, trying to sound more masculine than he really was.
I just snorted and the other two started laughing again.
The door slid open to reveal James holding up his broom, getting ready to hit someone with it. Then he saw us and lowered the broom, looking confused.
"What are you guys doing here?"
I got up off the floor and tackled James, "Hello Jamesie! Is Frank here?"
"Yes he is. And on a side note, your knee is digging into my pelvis…and it hurts…alot." He groaned
Sirius climbed out of his bed and glared down at James, who I was laying on top of. I smiled at Sirius, "Hi Sirial! Do you know where Frankie is?"
His face softened a little, but he still smirked at me, "Sirial?"
I grinned rather hugely and bobbed my head up and down. Lily and Alice came in and looked at James and I. Then started laughing again.
Sirius bent down and picked me up off of James, "I'll go get Frankie. Stay right here." And he pointed to the spot where he had set me down.
Lily and Alice were trying to regain their breath and I just rocked back and forth on my feet, trying to lick my nose.
"What are you doing?" Sirius asked.
I looked up to his tall frame, "Trying to lick my nose. Where's Frankie?"
He stifled a laugh, "He's coming."
"Frank!" Alice yelled and she launched herself at him, kissing him passionately.
"Ew," Lily and I crinkled our noses.
I sat down on the floor, cross legged, and waited for them to stop. I got the feeling of being watched, and looked up to see Sirius looking at me. I looked back curiously. He smiled and I stuck my tongue out at him as meanly as my drunken self could. His grin just got bigger. Then he slumped lazily onto the floor beside me. I scooted away from him. He just smiled again.
"That makes you look like a creeper ya know." I said, my words still slurred.
"What does?"
"Grinning like that."
"Like what?"
"Like that!" And I pointed to his face.
He quickly grabbed my hand and kissed the top of it, then laughed at the horror struck expression on my face.
"Lily!" I yelled getting up and running away from Sirius, "He touched me inappropriately!"
"What?!" She shouted.
"He took my hand and…and…he" Then I started crying.
"Oh you poor thing," And she wrapped her arms around me, glaring at Sirius.
He just barked out a laugh and went to lay on his bed.
Alice got herself up off of Frank, "We need your help, honey."
"With what?" He asked sounding scared.
"Well, Carry was saying how she was done with dating men and that the only thing she needed in life was pudding. So Lily was all 'AMEN' And then Carry started walking around, eating her pudding, and she dropped it. SPLAT! Right onto our floor, and she yelled 'No!' and Lily fell onto the floor and then they both cried and it was the saddest thing I have ever seen. (And I've seen you naked, so I know what I'm talking about.) And now so I said that you could get us more pudding. So…could you get us more pudding?" Alice explained, really fast. It made my head hurt just trying to keep up with it.
"You want me to get you pudding?" He asked.
We all bobbed our heads up and down.
"You woke us up at 2 in the morning, so I could go get you pudding?"
The bobbing continued.
"I'm going back to bed."
"HellaNah!" Lily yelled, "Frankie! You can't do this to us! Please. We. Need. More. Pudding. Need it!"
"No," And he went back to bed.
"You're dead to me Frank," I whispered in a threatening voice.
"Me too," Lily agreed. Then her eyes lit up and she looked at James, "Oh James?" She sang.
"Yes Lily flower?"
She walked up to him and ran a finger up and down his chest, looking as seductive as a drunken Lily can look, "Could you go to the kitchens and, get us some pudding?" Then she stood on her tip toes and whispered into his ear, "Please?"
He just stood there for a moment, staring at her. Then. shaking his head, he put on a very determined face, walked over to his dresser, grabbed a piece of nasty old parchment off of it, then dragged Sirius off of his bed, and marched out the door.
"Not fair! You're so mean to James, yet he does whatever you tell him to." Alice exclaimed, mostly directing her words towards the sleeping mound of Frank.
"James is a push over," Frank mumbled.
"At least he loves Lily! I guess you just hate me!" And she started crying. I've never noticed how emotional we all are when we drink.
"I don't want James' love. Though it does come in handy once in a while," Lily said.
"And I bet Sirius would do anything for Carry!" Alice continued to sob.
"Ew. I don't want him to do anything for me." I scowled.
"Alice come here," Frank said sitting up in his bed. She just shook her head no.
He sighed and came over to her, pulling her into a comforting embrace, "I didn't mean it that way. I'm sorry. I really do love you"
Lily and I 'Awwed' and watched as Frank continued to hold Alice.
"Lily? Do you think I'll ever find my own Frank?"
"I don't know Carry. Will I ever find mine?"
"I hope so." And we got quiet for a few minutes until I realized something, "Why isn't Remus up?"
Lily looked at me for a couple of seconds, "I don't know." Although it sounded more like she mumbled 'I-Doe-Oh' really fast.
I went over to the only bed that still had a person in it, "Remmy! Wake up." I sang.
He rolled over to look at me and mumbled, "Why?"
"Cause you're the only one not up."
"What time is it?"
"Uhh, like 3," I made it sound like a question.
"In the morning?"
"Yeah."
"What are you even doing in here?"
"I dropped the pudding on the carpet, so James and Sirius went to get more." I said stretching out the 'more.'
"Umm, okay…." He sounded strange.
"So are you gonna get up?"
"Nah, I'm tired."
"Please?" I pleaded.
"Not tonight."
"Fine, I'll be back here tomorrow, at 2 in the morning, to wake you up."
"Are you drunk?"
"Just a little…"
"Then you won't remember it." And turned his back to me and went back to sleep.
"That's what you think," I mumbled, standing back up and walking over to Lily.
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It took about half an hour for Sirius and James to get back.
"Here," James said, holding out a bowl of vanilla pudding.
Alice, Lily, and I just stared at him, then the bowl, then him, then the bowl again.
"Vanilla. You got us vanilla pudding?" Alice whispered.
"Yeah," James said, "What's wrong with vanilla?"
"Everything!" Lily shrieked.
"Who get's vanilla pudding?!" I shouted.
"Don't you like vanilla?" Sirius question.
"Not in pudding form!" I said it like it was the most obvious thing in the world, and it was.
"We're not eating it," Lily said crossing her arms. Alice and I just nodded.
"Yes you are! James and I had to go down into the freezing ass cold dungeons, almost getting caught by two teachers, to get you this, and you guys are going to fucking eat it!" Sirius' voice steadily got louder as he kept talking.
"We. Are. Not. Eating. It." I said through clenched teeth. I don't like people telling me what to do, or dropping the 'F' bomb.
"Like hell you aren't!" James yelled.
Lily stepped forward, grabbed the bowl and turned it upside down onto James' head. The marched out of the room, Alice right behind her.
I just looked at James and Sirius, "You've ruined my Feel Good Party." Then I left too.
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"Ooohhhh, Hangovers suck! Oh yes they dooo!" Alice moaned/sang from her bed.
"Shut up Alice," I sighed, as I literally crawled out of my bed. Getting to the treat trunk, I opened to find my best friend, (No! Lily wasn't in the trunk!) Hangover Potion.
Witha grateful smile, I popped the top off and took a small sip. I could feel my headache fading away. I slowly stood up and walked over to Lily's bed, pouring some of the potion into her mouth.
She coughed and I got sprayed with some wetness, "Ew Lily. You got spittle on me!"
"Oh yeah, cause it's my fault that you unexpectedly pour that gross stuff into my mouth." She grumbled.
"Yeah it is," I smiled, tossing the bottle to Alice.
Then I headed to the bathroom to shower. As I was scrubbing my body, Lily came in and reminded me that I had a date with Kevin.
"But I don't want to..."
"Oh well." She sang.
I sighed, knowing it was useless to try and argue with her.
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We were greeted with the sight of a very angry looking James Potter when we entered the common room.
"Hello Lily, Carry, Alice." He said stiffly, glaring at us.
"What do you want Potter?" Lily glared back, obviously annoyed.
"Do you know how long it took me to get that pudding out of my hair?" Without waiting for an answer he said, "45 minutes. And I'm still finding it inside my ears."
"James, you're supposed to eat pudding. Not put it in you hair." I said kindly.
"I didn't put it in my hair. You did!" he yelled pointing at Lily.
"Huh?" She asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Last night, when you guys came into our dorm, begging us to get you pudding. We got you some vanilla pudding, and apparently vanilla is good, just not in pudding form, and then you dumped the bowl of it onto James' head." Sirius explained to Lily.
"Really?" She asked with a cheery smile.
"Yep," Remus responded, stepping into our little group.
"Lily, I'm so proud of you!" I exclaimed as I gave her a big hug.
Sirius laughed as Lily pretended to cry tears of joy into my shoulder.
"Let's go to breakfast." Alice sighed, herding us out of the portrait hole, "And then you have a date with a Mister...I have no idea what his last name is..."
"McFinland." Sirius supplied, looking angry.
Lily snorted, "Carry McFinland."
"I will never be a McFinland!" I exclaimed.
"Yeah, she's gonna be a Black!" Sirius smirked.
"You know on second thought, McFinland is a fine last name." I said almost barfing at the thought of marrying Sirius.
"You'll be in love with me by the end of the year." He smirked again.
"I'd rather marry an ogre." I said cheeryfully.
"He is part ogre," Alice said.
"I heard that!" He yelled.
"I wasn't trying to keep it from you." She retorted.
"I don't have to take this." He walked pass us, smakcing my butt as he passed, "Later Love."
Alice and Lily both had to hold me back, so I wouldn't go after him.
So in the end I just screamed, "I'm gonna kill you!"
I could here his smug laughter all the way down the corridor.
Okay, I have three stories now, and I haven't finished any of them. I just get an idea for a story, and I have to write it.
So how about tellign me what you think, and pushing that button down there.
By the way, have you heard the song "Supernova" by Mr. Hudson and Kanye West?
You should listen to it. It's so good =]
M'kay. Thanks for reading the first chapter. And if no one likes it, I'll just delete it. =]