Chapter 1: Wario's Scheme
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, series, or anything involved with it. All of the characters, series, etc. belongs to their respective owners.
At the Mushroom Kingdom Hospital, Wario ended up in a hospital where he found out that he accidentally ate plastic fruit.
"Okay Mr. Wario, since we've took out the plastic fruit from your digestive system, I think it is an appropriate time to go exercising for you.", explained Dr. Mario.
"No way doctor! I'm not going to exercise just because a piece of fruit is in my stomach! Besides, I'm fine. I'll be more careful of what I eat in the future.", answered Wario.
"But Wario, if you want to live longer and happier exercising is the most healthy way to stay alive. We could've got out of the plastic pineapple sooner if you're skinny like Waluigi.", explained Dr. Mario. Wario wants to be happy, but doesn't like exercising that much.
"Screw you doctor, I don't need to exercise to be happy. Beside, I can pay for the plastic surgery in this hospital, right?", questioned Wario.
"Right. You can pay it for a plastic surgery to make you look skinnier but-"
"See ya losers!", exclaimed Wario happily and he dashed out of the doctor's office.
"Mamma mia...it has disadvantages. If you had exercise Wario, you could've saved a lot of money…and live longer...", trailed off Dr. Mario frustrated and he decided to mail the bill to Wario.
Wario was riding his motorcycle home while he was thinking about getting plastic surgery. "How am I ever going to pay for plastic surgery?", thought Wario.
Wario thought about it and he thought he can make games for money. Then, he realized that he hasn't sold too many copies of "Game & Wario" due to the game that support the TV as a home console and the TV Remote as a controller for the home console.
"I'm not sure if I can make more games for the console that is a television anymore…", thought Wario.
By the time he gets home, Wario had to go check his email just to make sure if his company is running fine. He got an email from Mona.
It reads:
Hey Wario! I bet you like this game! It is made by somebody else and I found it on the internet! Here's a link to download it!
Love, Mona!
Wario is a bit of a skeptic and he decided to try the game that Mona provided for him and he checked it out on the link. When he did check it out on a link, he was surprised that he found the game called, "WarioDate!". Wario felt like he hope that Mona meant that its a good game so he download it and when it's done, he played through it.
An hour later, he throws his laptop out of his window in disgust and anger. "Yuck! What am I playing! This game is so gross! This make me want to puke!", exclaimed Wario in disgust and went to the bathroom and pukes in the toilet.
"Why...why did I play that game!? This makes me disgusted! Dating boys just so you can get money-"
"Wait a minute! I got an idea!", exclaimed Wario in happiness. "If I can date somebody who has a lot of money...I can pretend to love a person...and steal their properties for money...marry a person...murder a person, then I can get an insurance and take all of the money to pay for my surgery!", thought Wario. And Wario thinks it a good idea.
"If it's a good idea, who shall I date then?", thought Wario. Wario was thinking hard enough and he thought of dating Jimmy T. "Jimmy T. eh? Hmm…", thought Wario. Wario thought of dating Jimmy T. and...it turns out to be a disgusting idea. "No way do I want to date with him! Besides, he's a ladies-man! I gotta think of somebody else…", thought Wario.
Wario kept thinking of who he wanted to date. Sure he really likes Mona, but wouldn't be able to get that much money out of her due to constantly changing jobs. He thought of dating 5-volt, 9-volt's mom, but realizes that she's too poor due to being a 'housewife'. Besides, her husband went on a business trip. He doesn't know how to date 18-volt's mom so he skipped that idea. He thought of dating either Dribble or Spitz, but found too disgusting due to bestiality.
He thought of dating Dr. Crygor...and realize that he can get plastic surgery for free. Then he realizes that Dr. Crygor doesn't do plastic surgery. He's a mechanical scientist and he wouldn't let him get away with his money easily due to a strong sense of security that he built. Neither the idea of dating Penny Crygor, Dr. Crygor's granddaughter.
Wario kept thinking about it and he found it too disgusting to date Master Mantis. He thought of dating Young Cricket, but that's the total opposite of what he wants for himself if he tried. He thought of Mike, but immediately remembers he's just a robot and Dr. Crygor wouldn't let him have his money either.
"I think it's time for me to take a risk of dating...a child…better be careful of those cops…they'll find out if I'm not careful...", thought Wario. Wario thinks about dating either Kat or Ana, but found out to be a bad idea because their mother would strike him. "Let's see...the last person that I would be dating with is...Ashley...Ashley? With Red?", thought Wario.
Wario had thought about Ashley a little more deeply in his mind. "Ashley is a…witch...right? She's with Red. She's also popular with the fans because of her cuteness. I've heard she lives in an abandoned Mansion...there's gotta be a lot of money in there...I can do that...but I have to get approval from Red first. I can date with Ashley, but gotta make sure she isn't suspecting me of anything either...Yes! I can do it! I can try to date Ashley tomorrow!", thought Wario.
And so, Wario decided that he needs to research on how to get girls like Ashley to like him.
A half hour later, Wario was done researching and Wario had to toothbrush before going to bed.
The next day at the WarioWare Inc., Wario decides to come to his company very early, looking groomed, but still wears his "WarioWare" clothing on. He punch out his card and decided to turn on the lights for work.
Mona came to WarioWare next, Mona noticed that Wario doesn't smell as bad as usual. What's even unusual is that Wario usually arrives LATE to work like 5 minutes late. They sometimes don't usually mind, but they would prefer to have Wario on time. "Wario? You're here early today…", trailed off Mona.
"Well...uh yeah, I couldn't get to sleep last night because I woke up 2 in the morning and couldn't go back to sleep. So...that's why I got here early.", explained Wario.
"Oh...okay. Um...your breath smell nice today...", trailed off Mona.
"That's because I ate breakfast first before I brush my teeth.", answered Wario.
"Um...Okay?", said Mona waving with confusion and she went off to work on game development.
"See ya...", trailed off Wario waving happily. Wario then realized that Ashley works in the afternoon like 9-volt, Penny Crygor, 9-volt, 18-volt, Master Mantis, Young Cricket, Red, Kat, Ana, and sometimes Orbulon. Either they've gone to school in the morning or whatever they have business in the mornings that they can't work on.
Wario is disappointed that he woke up too early, but he wanted to keep his happiness for Ashley and so he greeted others before he started working on the game development.
At lunch, Mona had a conversation with Wario and Jimmy T around him. Wario decided to talk about Ashley very carefully. "Speaking of what we're doing on our weird days, do you guys know anything about Ashley's Past? I mean, we're here talking about our weird days and Ashley...I don't even know where to begin…", trailed off Wario sadly.
"Hmm...Ashley does seem to be...a better mood...yesterday...I don't know about her past, but I do know that the blog that Red writes for Ashley is that 'an occurrence where they went to practice magic at a riverbed near their mansion, and Ashley paused when she saw a family of monkeys, as it reminded her of her parents in her distant hometown.' We gave her encouraging comments to her, but she's quite angry to us…", trailed off Mona.
"I don't know...does she have a dysfunctional family?", questioned Jimmy T.
"Hmm...now that you've said it, I just wonder if she was running away from her family and living in the abandoned Mansion? Also...she's interested in evil magic spells...what could that possibly mean?", questioned Mona.
"Maybe her family is religious? Religious people are usually against evil materials and Ashley is...evil?", said Wario with confusion and he shrugs.
Then, Dr. Crygor came in asking, "So, what are you guys talking about?".
"Oh...we were talking about Ashley's Past and we have some theories…", trailed off Mona.
"Okay...so what have you guys got?", asked Dr. Crygor.
"Well, I was thinking that the reason why Ashley lives in a Mansion is because her family must be dysfunctional somehow.", answered Jimmy T.
"I was thinking that she was running away from her religious family and lives in an abandoned mansion.", answered Wario.
"That's weird...I never thought of Ashley's Past that much...maybe I should talk to my granddaughter about this...what about you Mona?", questioned Dr. Crygor.
"I don't know...maybe Ashley has run away from the dysfunctional religious family? Because she wants to save her friend Red from danger?", said Mona confused as she shrugs.
"Maybe...Lunchtime is over! Get back to work!", exclaimed Wario and they all got back to work on game development.
After the morning shift is over, Wario decides to brush his teeth again before Ashley came to work in WarioWare Inc.
When the afternoon shift came by, Wario decided to treat everyone nicely, especially to Ashley. When Ashley & Red came by, Wario smiles, waves, and said, "Hello Ashley, how are you doing today?".
"Uhh...fine?", answered Ashley with suspicion.
"That's great! Have a good day!", exclaimed Wario with happiness and he waved to her.
Ashley went inside feeling confused. Red on the other hand decided to give questions to Wario.
"Boss...are you...okay today?", asked Red.
"Oh sure, I'm in a good mood today!", exclaimed Wario.
"I don't usually say this, but your breath smells nice today.", complimented Red.
"Yeah, I brush my teeth after I ate lunch today.", explained Wario. Red felt disgusted and he decided that he should get back to Ashley before she scold at him for being late.
Wario continued to greet the workers inside until the shift started. When there's breaktime, Ashley, Red, and Penny were talking about how weird Wario is.
"I don't why Wario is suddenly acting all...nice. Usually, he just stays in the office and expects us to work.", said Penny.
"I agree, I don't usually say this, but his breath smells nice today and his teeth is clean today.", said Red. Penny was surprised.
"Maybe his breath smells nice, but I bet he still have his body odor issues. Besides, I bet he will just belches and farts anytime soon.", responded Ashley.
Wario was overhearing the conversation and he thought, "Damn it! I forgot to put on a cologne today! I better hold my gas until I go to the restroom and burp in the restroom too.".
"So...I got the science experiment today. Do you want to have some today for your magic?", asked Penny.
Ashley thought about it for a moment and said, "No thanks, I got the potions that I need.".
Red looks around and he saw Wario's shadow around the corner. "Is that Wario over there spying on us!?", exclaimed Red pointing to Wario's shadow.
"Uh-oh!", thought Wario. He decides to run before anyone else caught seeing him. It was too late. Ashley and Penny already saw Wario running.
"What's he doing hiding behind the soda machine?", questioned Penny.
"I dunno, but he's spying on us!", exclaimed Red.
"Don't worry, I'll ask questions on Wario when the shift is done.", said Penny and Ashley agrees while Red is still suspecting Wario's behavior. Break time was over and everyone goes back to game development.
When the afternoon shift is over, Penny decides to go to Wario's office and she knocks on the door. "Come in!", exclaimed Wario hoping that it's Ashley.
"Hey Mr. Wario. Can I talk to you for a moment?", asked Penny. Wario felt slightly disappointed that it's not Ashley.
"Go ahead as long as you're not talking about money.", said Wario.
"Okay… Mr. Wario, Red claims that you were spying on us? Can you tell me why? Be honest! I won't tell anyone!", questioned Penny.
Wario decides that if he should lie or tell the truth. Wario goes with the truth. "Well, I'll admit that our morning shift coworkers were talking about Ashley and...they don't know anything about her past. Do you know her past?", asked Wario.
Penny is a bit surprised, but decides to tell the truth. "No Wario. I may be friends with her, but I don't think she ever talks about the past.", explained Penny.
Wario is again disappointed that Ashley has a hidden past. "Okay...my coworkers have told me theories about Ashley's Past. Jimmy said it was a dysfunctional family, I say it was religion, Mona says it is both combined. What's your theory on this?", asked Wario.
Penny thought about it for a moment and said, "Maybe Ashley is an evil scientist? To tell you the truth, she wanted me to have my potions and she wants me to describe it on how it works. Maybe she ran away from home because her family is not approving her 'ethical' science works and that's why she lives in the mansion.", explained Penny.
Wario thought for a moment and said, "You may be right…".
Penny decides to leave and said, "Goodbye Mr. Wario!". Wario waved goodbye at her. "Wait! One more thing!", exclaimed Penny.
Wario hopes that it's about Ashley. "Mr. Wario! Could you not tell my grandfather about this? My grandfather wouldn't approve to let anyone that have chemicals in a sealed flask! I could get in trouble just to lend Potions onto Ashley!", asked Penny.
"Uh...sure thing...if you tell me more about Ashley…", trailed off Wario and Penny felt a bit of frustration coming onto her.
"Okay...did you know that Ashley had read and memorize periodic elements when she is still in elementary school?", questioned Penny.
Wario is surprised. "N-no. I didn't know! Thanks you!", exclaimed Wario and Penny waved him goodbye. Wario was skeptical about the facts that Penny gave it to him is true or not. Wario hopes that it's true because he will be planning to have a conversation to her without Ashley knowing that Wario likes her.
"I better get home and go to bed again. I know what I'm going to do tomorrow. I hope Ashley is in the mood to talk to me at least for a little bit…", thought Wario having his hopes up.
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