/If you read this, that means you can read./

Mercy arrived in Mumbai after a long flight.

She walked down the road and arrived at the local school.

"Hello! I've been sent here to teach you guys about protecting yourself during intercourse!" she said, smiling.

"Hi show bobs n vagene pleas"

"Open ur pant me fuk u in de pusi"

"show pussy bitch lasagna spageti"

"u want sparm beautiful"

"I fuk u sexi btch"

Mercy then realized that she in fact made a mistake coming to this country, but it was her job, so she had no other choice.

"Alright… well, let me show you something."

"SHOW BOBS N VAGENE BITCH LASAGNA I FUK U IN PUSI"

"… no, I wanted to show you this." And then she took out a few packs of condoms and gave them to each of the Indians.

"We fuk u in pusi with dis?"

"No, but you use it to protect yourself and your partner while having an intercourse. I brought some bananas, you can test those condoms on them… where the fuck are my bananas?"

"we eat dem wen u no looking"

"… alright, then I guess I have no other choice but to demonstrate it… anyone willing?"

"chos me I fuk u in vagene u feel good"

"Umm, you there, step forward."

"yes beutiful pleas bitch lasagna show bobs"

"Okay, now I'm gonna grab your penis and attach condom to it, everyone watch carefully."

"BITCH LASAGNA"

"Aaaand… there, that's how you protect yourselves."

And then everyone took out their dicks in haste.

"…what, you want me to demonstrate it on each of you?"

"Yes ples bitch"

"Ookay, I guess I have no choice."

And then Mercy applied condom protection on everyone's dicks.

"Alright, that's everyone. A condom protects you and your partner from venereal diseases, as well as unwanted pregnancy."

"So we fuk now beutiful?"

"Huh? Oh no, my job was to teach you about condoms, so that you can be safe while having intercourse."

"intercors is sex rite?"

"Yes."

"We hav sex bitch"

"No, we're not gonna have any sex, that's not what I'm here for."

"u fuk or we raep u"

"That's blackmail, if I agree that's basically the same as rape."

"BITCH LASAGNA SPAGETI WE FUK UR VAGINE"

And then they grabbed Mercy and just devastated her.

After a few hours she said that she really hates the author of this story. But the Indians were nice enough that they showed her the beauties of India. Such as the famous holy cows, stands with delicious curry, and shitting streets, where everyone can shit. Then Mercy transformed into a gigantic monster and destroyed the entire Earth, thank you.

THE END

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