Hair Ball
By: Kayla
Summery: Sakura has skills, that unfortunately, Orochimaru wants. And he would do anything to get her! On a mission to sand, Kakashi has a strange, but effective way of helping her out of the situation. Who would have thought Gaara was a cat person?
Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto. (Do I really have to do this every time?)
AN: Everyone can thank my sister for this idea. I'd like to think of this story as random, and not as much on the serious side. It's funny I swear.
Sakura's POV
There once lived a man named Orochimaru, who from a glimpse could be mistaken for the one and only, Michael Jackson. I like to call him the snaky bastard. You would understand if you knew him. He wants me for my all powerful womanly strength. For it surpasses that of the great Tsunade, the 5th Hokage, or just the big cheese.
Orochimaru had damaged his arms. For those who don't know the story; while fighting the 3ed Hokage years before. And now he needs me, yeah me, to heal him. I'm stronger then I look you know! But, I 'd rather die than help that scum. So, when I declined, he sent one of his best to kidnap me, Uchiha Sasuke.
Kakashi and I had been sent on a mission in the sand village, when we were attacked. By some unknown sound nins, being led by the one and only Sasuke. The guy I would have killed for years before. Which, by the way, wasn't that far back.
I was doing fine, not a scratch on me. I could have taken them all. Adrenalin was running high through my veins. I probably couldn't have taken Sasuke, but I damn well would have tried. What he had done to me as a child deserved a left hook right to his jaw. The sound ninja were running away now, what a bunch of weenies, couldn't even take on one girl. How pathetic.
I looked to my right to find Kakashi talking to a badly injured Sasuke. For a moment I felt bad for him, then I remembered why he was really here. I couldn't make out what he said, before he was gone leaving a cloud of smoke behind.
Kakashi ran over to me, checking me over for any miner boo-boos. Once he was satisfied, there weren't any, he let me go. And that's when the situation got really serious. But, I knew it had to come sometime. It was inevitable. He looked at me and ask why Sasuke was after me.
I really didn't want to tell him. But I had no other choices at the moment. I could always tell him Sasuke wanted me for my body! Ahh, that would never work. Kakashi would die before ever believing that. So, instead I told him the truth.
As I told him, I could clearly see mischief gleaming in that lazy eye of his. I rubbed it off, thinking nothing of it. And then he asked the one question I shall never in my life forget.
"So, do you like cats?"
In my blind stupidity, I said yes. I mean come on! Who doesn't love cats? The moment I said yes, my life changed forever. Because, Kakashi preformed a jutsu so fast my head started spinning. And BAM, just like, with the sound effects and all, I was a cat.
And now, here I am, a tinny pink ball of fluff. Being held hostage by Kakashi, my own sensei. (Yes, I still call him sensei.) But im seriously starting to rethink it. He says it for my own good. That not even the great Uchiha would think of looking for a kitten. And that was true. Who would?
I have been ordered by Tsunade to stay away from my own village for a while. At least until Qrochimaru stops looking for me. Even if he does find me, I can't change back. Believe me, I've tried. Now, I'm stuck in the village of Sungaru. Hot and miserable.
AN: Review Please! I'll continue this soon!