Who's the MSTier whose mind is not truly sick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

SOTH!
Damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his sanity for his fellow mstie?

SOTH!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's spam all about?

SOTH!
Right On!

They say this cat Soth is a bad mother...
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm only talkin' 'bout Soth.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man but no one understands him like a good (but not stereotypical) woman.

LORD SOTH!