I do not own Final Fantasy nor the characters….this is just for fun!
Okay so I am twisted…here's a little bit of fun!!
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Tseng stretched fully, lifting his arms above his head and arching his back. He hadn't slept in for nearly a week, and it felt so good. Yesterday, the company festival had taken place and as it was known, no one had to work the next day, so that everyone could actually enjoy themselves…and enjoy they did. Stretching again, Tseng groaned pleasantly and smiled at the warm presence beside him.
Still groggy and his eyes unfocused, he leaned down and kissed his Turks cheek before he slid out of bed and walked to his bathroom. Something felt different, like he felt lighter, but he shrugged it off, thinking nothing of it as he entered his bathroom and pulled a towel from the shelf for his shower. Yawning widely, Tseng opened his eyes, rubbing them tiredly as he passed by a wall-sized mirror on his way over to the shower…and something didn't look right.
Pausing, Tseng backed up and froze. Furiously he rubbed his eyes again, blinking frantically until they focused, and what he saw in the mirror wasn't him. A shriek that mimicked the call of a Chocobo sounded in the room, and Tseng raced forward, slamming his palms against the mirror in utter horror and he stared wide-eyed as his reflection.
His hair was red and spiky, long and flowing down his back, kissing along pale ivory skin and boney shoulders, that were not, his. His eyes were a wild blue, his lips were full but pouting, and there were clear red streak markings resting neatly under his eyes. He was Tseng but then not, for the person who stared back at him…was Reno.
Tseng panicked and raced from the bathroom, hitting his bed in a flying leap and reaching to pull back the covers, hoping that this all was a dream. Gasping, his eyes came face to face with his own body lying neatly upon the bed, and curled up just like Reno had been when they had fallen asleep. The oddity of reaching to wake himself was nothing more then chilling.
"Reno! Get up!" He spoke, but it wasn't really his voice.
"Mmmmm no…." He heard his body mumble as it rolled over away from him.
"RENO, wake up NOW!" Tseng demanded, reaching forward and yanking his own dark strands hard.
"AH! Fuck! Tseng, what the he….ll!" Reno cried, instantly turning to glare at whom he was supposed to view as the Commander. With almost the same shriek that Tseng uttered a moment ago, Reno leapt from the bed backwards and fell onto his ass. "Yo? What is this? " He panted, his eyes wide as he stared at his own surprised face glaring down at him from upon the bed.
"I could ask you the same thing, Reno." Tseng stated, his tone hitching much like Reno's did when he panicked.
Reno blinked and took that moment to look down at his own body, which wasn't his. He gasped when he noted the dark line of what used to be a red happy trail scaling down from his belly button and feathering around a thick cock. "Holy fuck, what the hell yo? This ain't mine!" He stated bluntly, caressing the hair around his softened sex, dumbly.
Tseng arched a red brow and sighed, as if that wasn't obvious, "My thoughts exactly, " and he paused, frowning, " …don't stare at me? Don't touch me like that!"
"What? How can I not, I am you?" Reno teased.
"And I am you, but how?"
"Fuck do I know? But I am hot, yo!" Reno added, smiling through his shock and tracing a finger up along his new abs admiringly.
Tseng frowned further and he hissed. " Stop that….we gotta think about how this happened…"
"Hmm yeah, so does this mean I get the big office?" Reno added, finding the humor in the situation that Tseng considered completely and utterly not funny. Reno had a knack for that and this just wasn't the time or the place to be cute.
"I think not! We need to figure…"
"What do ya mean, I am Tseng, Commander of the Turks, and you are me, you can't sit in my chair!…Damn, I am hot too!" Reno chuckled, crawling from the floor and climbing back in bed. "Ya think I could make love to myself yo?" He purred reaching for his own face and caressing it.
"What? How can you be so calm about this?" Tseng frowned more and swatted his hand away. "Reno! " Tseng hissed lowly. "Stop it, we need to figure out how the hell this happened and further more, this is so impossible…"
"Stranger things have happened, I just see the brighter side of things yo! Maybe, but you have to think that this could be kinda fun, ya know." He purred, grinning again like a fool and much like Reno would, but creating that look with Tseng's face and expressions, was just odd, if not a little scary.
"Reno….hmmm I dunno, no, this can not be fun." Tseng stated, pouting like he usually would, but that expression formed upon Reno's face only made him look childish instead of serious.
Reno chuckled and scooted forward more, replacing his hands upon Tseng's now much smaller shoulders, and exploiting the strength the Wutaian naturally had, he forced the man back onto the bed. Crawling on 'himself', he straddled his previously much slender hips and grinned down at himself. Yeah, he did find it odd and a little unsettling, but at the same time he found it fascinating, and Reno being who he was, could turn any situation, good or bad, into something worthwhile.
Tseng groaned, finding that Reno's body, though strong and agile, just wasn't a match for the natural strength he formally possessed. Grunting and trying to push Reno off him, he sighed, "You don't think this is odd…and stop that…get off!" Tseng cried, frustrated to no ends.
Reno smiled. "Naw, I think it's hot and I wanna fuck myself!"
Tseng's eyes widened in shock, "You are crazy, Reno, stop it! We need to figure this out!" Tseng tired to say, just as his dark haired self bent down and sealed his lips around his collarbone. Tseng gasped, instantly arching, realizing just then, why Reno loved that area touched in anyway. He couldn't fight the moan that carried past his lips, and just as he nearly lost control, his inner Tseng took over and he pushed Reno back. "S-stop it!" He panted, surprised that he was out of breath, and so quickly.
"What yo? That feels great right? Come on, why can't we have fun with this, even if it's not humanly possible." The former redhead now brunet, purred, licking his lips.
Tseng groaned in frustration, and frowned again, his dialect, at Reno's words coming out in his voice, just sounded odd. "It doesn't matter, we need to find out how this happened. I don't want to stay like this…Oh God I hope this is a dream!" He whined suddenly, throwing a hand over his eyes and shaking his head.
This time it was Reno's turn to frown. "What? You don't like looking like me yo?"
Tseng shook his head but kept his eyes covered. "That's not the point, Reno! The point is, this can't be. It's not possible. It's not realistic, and it's not rational. "
"So?"
"So, we have to fix it."
"I know, but can't we have fun with it?"
"No!" Tseng hissed, giving a harder shove and finally detaching himself from Reno.
"Aw fuck, you ain't no fun Tseng, goddamn baby…" Reno pouted. He rolled off the man and onto his back next to him, and folded his arms across his chest.
Tseng sighed in relief and shifted so he was sitting up. Leaning against the headboard, he brought a slender hand up and tapped his chin. Reno, pouting in Tseng's body, sighed dramatically and rolled his eyes.
"Now what did we do last night."
"Duh it was the ShinRa yearly fest, Tseng!" Reno said nonchalantly, lazily waving his hand.
"I know that, Reno!" Tseng hissed, trying to pull up the events of last night. "Okay, so we ate and drank and…."
"Like that ain't normal baby, we always eat and drink!"
"Shut up…Reno!" Tseng stated bluntly, reaching over to slap the Turk on the thigh.
"Ow!"
"Hush, okay, so we played that disk game, ate pie afterwards, saw the band, had a few more drinks…." Tseng continued softly, while Reno took to making faces and idly playing and feeling out his new body. For the most part, he ignored the man and traced his fingers down lower, feeling out the contours of his perfectly formed abs and v-muscle, before sliding his fingers that much lower to feel out the soft plush dark hair of his groin. He was utterly fascinated with it. He found Tseng terribly hot and desirable, but to be in his body was almost like a wet dream come true. Grinning and continually ignoring Tseng's constant jabbering, he slipped his fingers around the base of the Wutaian's thick cock, now his, and gave it one good stroke. Reno gasped at the feeling, catching the man next to him off guard, wondering if this was what Tseng felt at being touched or if it was still him…he didn't know, either way it felt good.
Tseng completely lost any and all means of speech and thought at the sudden cry, his eyes widening at the sight of his own body being violated…okay, well, no, it wasn't a violation, Reno was his lover, but it was the principle of the thing. Reno shouldn't be touching him without asking…or did that make any sense. Tseng felt so confused.
"Reno, stop that!" Tseng breathed heatedly.
"Oh! See, now this feels good!" He purred, giving his new thick cock another stroke, and moaning theatrically because of it.
Tseng was horrified. It was an out of body experience he had never expected to happen. The only thing he was grateful for was that they didn't have to go to work and he could sit around all day and try to figure out how this happened, though tomorrow would only present even more problems if he couldn't find away for them to switch back, and seeing as Reno found it amusing instead of freaky, it wasn't going to be easy.
Sighing and wanting to clear his head, Tseng slid off the bed and headed for the bathroom again, not even noticing the gentle sway Reno's naturally trained hips made as he walked.
Reno whistled behind him, admiring himself with a grin. "Damn, I am so hot!" He cried, chuckling as Tseng merely tossed an annoyed look over his shoulder and continued on.
"Hey, wait baby, lemme take one with you!" He called after, sliding out of the bed and following himself, still chucking at how odd that thought was. Reno had never thought about being a twin, but now, seeing his body on display for what is was, hot and delicious…yeah he wasn't vain at all, he mused with his idea that if he were a twin, it would be fucking hot to screw himself nightly, even if that really wasn't an appropriate action one would make with a sibling…naw…who the fuck cares, it would be hot.
A moment later, Reno bounced in behind Tseng and hooked a strong arm around his waist. "Come on, baby, we'll figure it out, but it ain't worth crying over yet, besides this is probably some whacked out dream of mine yo!"
"I wish it was, but I don't think I would be dreaming the same thing."
"Ya never know! Freakier things have happened?"
"Reno, I don't think this is one of them…" Tseng breathed, welcoming the comfort provided by being held, for the moment.
"We'll figure something out baby, don't worry…" Reno whispered, leaning forward to kiss his lover's shoulder to try and comfort him.
Tseng sighed and closed his eyes. Something was just off about this and the rational side of his mind just couldn't quite comprehend that they had switched bodies and that this wasn't a dream. As he leaned against Reno, he let his mind wander again over last nights events. Then suddenly he gasped and jumped forward, scaring Reno behind him.
"Shit! What is it?"
"Reno…that Gipsy! The one who gave us free wine….that has to be it!" Tseng breathed, placing a hand to his mouth.
Reno arched a brow, frowning as he too, nodded and remembered the old woman. "Oh yeah, I remember it tasting sorta funny yo, but I never thought anything of it…we can go find her, hopefully she is still hanging around!" He added reassuringly.
Tseng nodded. "Yeah, let's hurry and do that!"
"Right…but can we at least fuck first!" Reno asked eagerly.
"RENO!" Tseng warned.
The Wutaian before him merely chuckled and pushed Tseng under the spray of the water.
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(Okay…so should I continue? Let me know whatcha think! * grins * I wrote this late, and read over it once, so please let me know if I messed up anywhere as I am terribly worried about that! Thanks all! )