The day Emmet dyed Edward's hair pink with help from the pixie.

By Bloom00011 and Prongs09

Hope you like it it's funny.

Chapter one. Emmey's point of view (he's awesome!)

I was bored.

Yes bored.

The infamous Emmet McCarthy Cullen was bored.

Heres the thing though it's not my fault! Rosalie is angry with me for like killing the convertible, and Jasper is with Alice shopping (So not going there!)

Edward and Bella (Well I dunno where they are!)

Carlisle was working and Esme was renovating so DON"T DISTURB HER!

And well I can't play on my own can I? So all in all very unhappy this weekend. I glanced to my left and saw a book. How to dye your hair 101 the 5th edition. I walked over and saw a note from Alice.

Dear Emmet

By the time you find this book, read the cover, and now start this note Edward will be ten minutes away from home. I will beat him with 5 minutes to spare!

I want in.

Alice

Ps. will explain later.

Thank you Alice you have answered my prayer. She pulled up and raced to me, okay I want you to pour this stuff into Edward shampoo!

Hurry!

I poured the stuff into his shampoo and shook it up.

We are good to go.

He came home and took a shower, He came out I could hear him and started reciting lines from a song I knew.

I used to think maybe you loved me now baby I'm sure

And I just can't wait till the day when you knock on my door

Now every time I go for the mailbox, gotta hold myself down

Cos I just wait till you write me your coming around

I'm walking on sunshine, wooah

I'm walking on sunshine, wooah

I'm walking on sunshine, wooah

And don't it feel good!!

Hey, alright now

And don't it feel good!!

Hey yeh

" Emmet why are you singing in your head walking on sunshine?" Edward asked me confused from the shower, I didn't answer him. He came out and looked in the mirror.

Jasper burst out laughing.

" EMMET YOU DYED MY HAIR PINK!"

The end.