Diclaimer:I don't own any of these characters or the television show Chuck. This was just for fun.

Sarah walked into the darkened room and flipped on the light.

"Crap," she shouted and reached for her gun.

"Relax, Walker, we aren't here to hurt you, well not yet anyway," Casey mumbled.

Carina, Roan Montgomery, Casey, Cole Barker and Bryce Larkin were standing in a semi circle around the room. "What is this?" Sarah demanded.

"This," Bryce sighed. "is an intervention."

"A what?" Sarah sputtered.

"We think you're being a little stupid about Chuck." Carina stated.

"Not to mention blind," Roan interjected before taking a sip of his martini.

"Personally, I think you should pick me, but if you're not going to pick me, then you should definitely just act on your opportunity," Cole added.

"What opportunity?"

"You love Chuck," Bryce stated.

"I most certainly…"

"Do," Carina interrupted.

"Desperately," Roan added.

"Idiotically," Casey put in.

"Unfortunately." Cole nodded.

"Look, whatever any of you may have perceived as me loving Chuck…"

"Was only one tenth what you really feel. Come on, Sarah, I know you." Bryce shook his head. "You wouldn't admit it under torture, but you definitely love him."

"You need to stop turning his head around and around and around," Casey added. "It's hurting the missions."

"Look, all we're saying is lighten up a bit and give the guy a break."

"And a good shagging," Cole added.

Sarah sputtered. "I can't…"

"If you don't then I'm going to," Carina stated. "If I do, he'll totally be ruined for you. I'm a much better lay than you are."

"No you're not!" Sarah huffed.

"Yeah, she really kind of is," Bryce cut in.

Sarah turned on him. "You mean you…"

"Hey, what can I say. The covert world is a lonely place and since someone wasn't into me anymore."

Carina had a wicked grin on her face.

"I can't believe you'd say that Bryce. What we had was…"

"Don't feel bad, love, she is a pretty amazing shag. If you were half…" Cole was interrupted by Sarah.

"You have too!" She shouted. "Is there anyone in here who hasn't at least tried to sleep with her?"

"Hey!" Casey objected.

"I've never had the pleasure…" Roan, stuck out his hand. "Roan Montgomery…a pleasure to meet you."

Carina shrugged. "We'll see," she replied slyly. She took his hand and he raised it slowly and kissed it.

"Careful, man, she'll tie you to a chair," Bryce warned.

"Or lash you to a table," Cole put in.

"Or handcuff you to a bed…twice," Casey growled.

"Oh come on, John, you aren't still sore about that are you? I promise next time I'll actually have sex with you first."

Bryce broke out laughing. "She handcuffed you to a bed twice and you didn't even have sex either time?" he doubled over as Cole started snickering.

"THE POINT," Casey snorted angrily. "Is that you should really just give Bartowski a chance. You two would be a lot more effective if he wasn't constantly in the dumps over you."

"Casey, I can' believe you actually want Chuck and I to fraternize."

"Please you two are more than just a cover now, I'm tired of listening to you two dance around it. Just, no kissing during missions…unless it's for cover." Casey shuttered. "And we need a code word before you guys have sex. I do, not, want to have to listen to that!"

It was Sarah turn to shutter. "You really wouldn't say anything to Beckman?"

"Please, darling, she has no room to talk. The stories I could tell you about Diane Beckman," Roan mused.

"Then it's settled." Carina nodded. "You go use your dry lifeless love making on the nerd and Roan and I will get better acquainted in my hotel room."

Roan quirked and eyebrow and stuck out his elbow. Carina took it and they headed up the stairs. "I have to warn you," Roan said. "If you're going to tie me up, I prefer silk scarves."

"Oh, they were kidding about tying men up. I'm almost never that kinky," Carina replied just before the door slammed shut behind them.