Ode to zombies in general using Phil Collin's "I Can't Dance".

Zombie Trance

Not fun, leavin' town,
Biting my ass just facin' the ground,
Not fun, takin' this threat,
Death is gettin' close just to claim my debt

Zombie Trance, they can't talk,
Lonely and forgotten with their shamb-a-ling walk,
Zombie Trance, they can't sing,
They're just crouching near eaten anything...

Nude thing crawling, skin lookin' bleached,
It's not gonna kill me, my defense still unbreached,
Ooh another body, breath needs a Cert,
But all I gotta do is put it deep in the dirt

This Zombie Trance, they can talk,
Lonely and forgotten with their shamb-a-ling walk,
Zombie trance, they can't sing,
They're just crouching near eaten
So you're necking your girl in the wrong place,
You gonna know whose come along

Dead funk gettin guts on my shoes,
Fat ones walkin towards me, gonna eat who they choose
Thick dope dying, cause of you,
I bet ya' thought this wouldn't happen you stupid fool

What Zombie Trance, they can't talk,
Lonely and forgotten with their shamb-a-ling walk,
Zombie Trance, they can't sing,
They're just crouching near eaten
So you're necking your girl in the wrong place,
You gonna know whose come along,
That undead body, with that undead face...

Mm-hmm

Zombie Trance, they can't talk,
Lonely and forgotten with their shamb-a-ling walk,
Oh Zombie Trance, they can't sing,
They're just crouching near eaten anything...

No they can't walk, that Zombie Trance,
No-no but they can dance, oh-no they can't sing...

FADE OUT