It was night.

It was a night like any other night you would experience under the twinkling stars under the Terran moon. Some glistening under the inkiness of dark space; unknown and unbridled in its cosmic beauty. Others gleaming into a sparkling rocket down onto the world. But this night was a very special night. The hills, jungles, forests and winter-bound biomes across Terraria bore witness to a battle filled with such a malicious evil the world choked on it's dark grasp.

It was at this night a hero had defeated an ancient and horrific god wielding weapons and armor long thought to be nothing more than a legend.

… Or it would have been If this was about their story.

Instead? Well…

"I get that farming is a must but god DAMN are these eyes annoying…" I thought silently to myself. And to be quite honest, I was pretty done with this Cthulhu wanna-be and it's bullshit debuff.

With its floating eyeballs shtick and the occasional massive laser beam dealing stupid amounts of damage and other such nuisances when fighting the Moon Lord makes the thing a whole lot more complicated than it really should. But it helps when you have been farming the damn thing three times in a row. This, just so happened to be one of the better runs.

In fact, he should be just about dead right about now-

Moon Lord has been defeated!

Ah, there we go. Must have gotten lucky then, maybe I should get the Calamity mod once I put away all the other… Huh?

After picking up the S.D.M.G and putting it in my safe along with the many other items/weapons I do not really use; another message popped up again in the chat.

"Enough!" Was all was said in the light blue text before my screen started to blank out white. In fact, it was going well above what my computers screen should handle, even at the highest brightness. And to my utter surprise I heard a voice come from my screen.

"I have been humiliated for the last time!" It boomed.

"Wait a second did someone just talk...?" I said in realization before it continued.

"I will not endure this pain and humiliation any longer! Prepare yourself mortal for you shall be cast among the stars! So I say to you: BEGONE!" It screamed. Ending it's sentence in a volume completely impossible to any creature on the planet. This time my whole vision was starting to turn white even after I stopped looking at my screen.

"Oh shiii-!" I cursed, hastily scrambling out of my chair before the whiteness completely engulfed my vision. Instantaneously making me lose consciousness.

"Oh sweet mother of honey my eyes buuurn...!" Was the first thing that came out of my mouth when I started to wake. My eyes, still burning after experiencing the blinding light I started too awake. Other than the severe soreness I felt, I did notice that I was wearing something much heavier than shorts and a t-shirt. In fact I felt as if my whole body was wearing something more than the clothes I had on before. Hell, I even felt tougher.

What the hell happened?

I started to blearily open my eyes, blinking away at the still stinging feeling before the world went into focus. And- whoa. When I meant "in focus" I didn't mean 4k 1080p kinds of focus. My goodness I could even see the mountains in the distance! I could even make out even the smallest of stones and outcroppings in the edges of them. Blinking owlishly I started with the obvious: where the hell am I?

I found my self laying in a field of grass. What did that white light do to me? Similar questions ran rampant around my head but before they could cloud my mind for too long I pushed them back. I needed to find out where I am and how to get back to my house.

I rocked forward beginning in a squatting position for a second before pushing myself up. I took a look around me to take stock of my surroundings and what I could tell as far as the eye can see there was a massive green plains all slowly swaying in an invisible breeze. I scanned the horizon to see anything in the distance and lo and behold there's a city...! Right next to the mountains too. Doesn't seem that far from here either. Hopefully I will be able to find someone travelling between here and there I might even be able to catch a ride. Deciding not to take anymore of my time giving myself an inner monologue I went and took my first step towards the city.

On that first step there was a very distinct CLANK of armor moving. Looking down it seemed to be I was the one in the armor. Wait a minute-

"Now this is just ridiculous." I breathed, exasperated.

The armor that I was wearing wasn't just any normal armor, no, what I was wearing was my characters Hallowed armor set! Complete with the yellow-y silver finish and everything! I even had the Crimson cape dyed in flaming black. Was that- dear GOD I was even sporting the steampunk wings!

"... This I am alright with." I said quietly before slowly lowering myself back onto the grassy floor.

"Why the hell would I be wearing this? HOW the hell am I wearing this?" Torrents of questions exploded in my mind raising all sorts of alarms. So much so that I even started to feel light headed. Attempting not do black out from sheer stupidity of my situation when a particular question reared it's head and spoke above the many other questions in my mind, there it dawned on me; Am I even on the same god damn planet?!

'This mental clamoring of confusion will not get me anywhere.' I thought calmly. Willing away my thoughts now standing upright.

'If I ever will be able to gain answers it will be through that city; and if my memory serves right i have the frost spark boots on as well.' My head turned down looking at my now covered hands I clenched them steadying myself.

'I hope I do find answers and not a another migraine...' I planted my left foot forwards digging into the ground before sprinting as fast as I could towards the city. I was rewarded by the sound of clouds being picked up behind me. Hmm... maybe I should get a plan C if I don't.

I smiled. 'Well, IF I don't, then guess being a construction worker won't be half bad...'

(Authors Note): Whoooo baby! My first fanfic on the site! Not many Terraria crossovers around so I just decided on a whim (and with a nonsensical conversation with friends) of what would happen when some rando gains the sudden ability to use magic, fly and fight things with weapons that could:

- Call down the heavens to smite your enemies.

- Use a gun the shape of a dolphin.

- MAGIC

- Etcetera

Trying to figure out how exactly our main character will not become an OP sonnuva gun was pretty simple really, he way only given whatever was on his character while he was playing. This mainly included a plethora of potions both healing and buffs, stacks of food, nearly half a stack of gel, other weapons and the ever loving cell phone. Armor was a fickle thing in my imagination so I will just chalk it up to: "things will still hurt when you get punted with a hammer, but at least you won't be mist." Anyway, hope you all enjoyed what I got!

See you next chapter.