Poor 4th Wall, it ain't gonna recover...this better not affect these author notes, I swore I wouldn't be one of those people!
Pinkie Pie had tried helping her friends with King Sombra, first by getting all ponies to Sweet Apple Aces, except a few, then helping battle King Sombra. However it seems that Sombra had one trick up his sleeve, he had sent her along with her friends through different portals.
Pinkie flew through the portal a bit, it was actually kinda fun for her, once she landed on the other side she pouted.
"Aw, that was actually kinda fun, oh well"
She looked around, "Wonder where I am?" she walked around and saw some old warehouse with a helicopter next to it.
"Oooh, old looking place and a big helicopter", then she went into the warehouse and heard some noise in the basement.
"Huh? what's going on down there?"
She went to the basement door and held her ear so she can hear downstairs.
"Hurry up Sabretooth, we don't have a lot of time left", a woman said.
"Da, we do this before X-Men come", a man with a Russian accent said.
"Then can we get pizza? With Pepperoni? Ooh and maybe some bacon bits! How about-"
"Dammit Wilson! Keep your trap shut!" an angry voice said.
Pinkie was a bit confused, "That wasn't nice, poor guy just wanted some pizza, and some weird toppings"
"Anyway I'm almost done, besides I don't care if the X-Men come, gives me an opportunity against Wolverine"
"Just hurry up, I'm gonna miss my favorite show!"
"One of these days Wilson..."
Soon Pinkie heard some people coming, so she hid somewhere as she saw a group of people head into the basement.
"Lets go X-Men!" a guy in the front said, he had a snarly voice, like the voice Pinkie heard regarding Sabretooth.
"That must be 'The X-Men' I heard about"
Then she heard a big fight downstairs, it sounded brutal, Pinkie panicked a bit and ran into the nearby Helicoper and hid behind some crates, a few minutes later a guy in a ninja suit showed up.
"Screw this, they paid me already, I'm out of here!" he then got in the helicopter and flew off, leaving his teammates behind.
"I'm sure Sabretooth, Lady Deathstrike & Omega Red can handle themselves, otherwise they just plain suck"
Pinkie poked out from behind a crate and noticed she was in the sky, she got a bit worried, now she's stuck in a helicopter with a guy she didn't know, on top of that she didn't even know what type of creature he was.
The man put the helicopter on auto pilot then kicked back to relax, then he grabbed a soda from nearby and cracked it open before lifting his mask slightly to drink it.
"Ah, good old Coca Cola, always hits the spot"
Pinkie was still somewhat unsure of this guy but he seemed like a normal laid back guy, so she approached him cautiously.
"Um, hello there?"
The guy looked at Pinkie and then did a spit take, "Holy crap! Are you a pony!? A pink talking fluffy pony!?"
Pinkie was a bit confused, "Well I don't know about fluffy but yeah, I'm a pink, talking pony"
"I can't believe it...", he picked her up, "My own pet talking pony! This is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me!"
Pinkie sweated, "Actually I'm not here to be your pet, I need your help"
He then pouted a bit and put her down, "But I want a pony, you're so cute"
Pinkie blushed, "Aw thanks, you're really nice, my name's Pinkie Pie what's yours?"
"I...am Deadpool, the greatest Mercenary in the world! And the biggest fan of chimi changas" Deadpool said with some poses.
"Really? Me too! I even have an idea for a cherry version, I don't know if I should call it a 'Chimy Cherry' or a 'Cherry Changa', it baffles my mind"
Deadpool thought a moment, "How about...The Chimy Cherry Changa?"
Pinkie smiled, "That's...so...PERFECT!"
Both shared a laugh.
"I like you already!" Deadpool said.
"Me too!" Pinkie replied.
"Tell you what, I'll take us to my place and I'll help you with whatever you need"
"That'd be great!"
Deadpool flicked off the auto pilot and flew towards an old apartment complex.
He landed the helicopter in the middle of the street.
"Is this a good place to land it? Seems in the way", Pinkie said.
"Meh, not my helicopter anyway, I'll leave that for the original owner", Deadpool replied.
"Oooooh, okie dokie then", Pinkie said.
They entered his apartment, it was really messy.
"Welcome to my humble abode!"
Pinkie looked confused, "Kinda messy, were you just having a party!? I love parties!"
"Me too! But no I'm just really lazy when it comes to his stuff", Deadpool said as he tossed his swords and guns to the side, one gun accidentally firing off, scaring Pinkie.
"Whoa, forgot to switch off the safety, especially with you around, I can handle a gunshot wound but I'm almost certain you can't", Deadpool said and went to the gun and put on the safety.
Pinkie looked around, "Well maybe I can help you clean up a bit, I mean it's the least I can do if you decide to help me"
Deadpool nodded, "That'd be cool, so what do you need help with?"
"Well for starters, I'm not from this world, I'm from another world, I was sent here by an evil King who was trying to take over my home and hurt all my friends"
"Wow, sounds like a real bastard"
"Cause of that I've been separated from my friends, though they each got banished to their own dimensions".
"Wow, what a prick"
"So I need a way to get back to my world, and try to help stop King Sombra and save my friends"
Deadpool nodded, "Well I think I can help, there's plenty of brainiacs around here that know inter-dimensional travel, I've even seen it first hand, getting you back home shouldn't be too much trouble"
Pinkie smiled wide and hugged Deadpool, "Oh thank you, thank you, thank you, you're the best!" she then kissed his cheek, causing him to chuckle.
"Easy there, don't start something you can't finish", Deadpool said.
Pinkie was confused, "Huh?"
Deadpool shook his head, "Nevermind"
"So when will you be able to take me to these brainiacs you spoke of?"
Deadpool thought, "Well I don't know them personally, so I'm gonna have to go with some connections I have, not gonna be easy, but I'll see what I can do, besides they might help you since you really need it"
"Awesome!" Pinkie got down, "So...where do I stay? Do I stay here or should I find somewhere else?"
"Where else can you go? You can stay here, I don't mind, you can use my bed"
Pinkie shook her head, "I can't take your bed, that's not fair to you"
"It's fine, I barely use it, I usually end up falling asleep on my couch"
Pinkie nodded, "Thanks, you're really nice Deadpool"
Deadpool chuckled, "That's a first, no one's called me nice, hell no one's usually nice to me though"
"Don't you have any friends?" Pinkie asked.
"Well...sometimes I do, but not always, I don't have anyone to talk to"
"Yeah you do, you got us!" a voice in Deadpool's head said.
"Yeah, have you forgotten us?" another voice said.
"Shut up voices!" Deadpool muttered.
Pinkie however didn't pay mind to that, "That's...that's horrible, everyone needs a friend"
Deadpool waved it off, "It's fine, I don't need friends that much"
Pinkie shook her head, "No, you should have a friend", then she hugged Deadpool, "And I'll be your friend"
Deadpool felt a sense of happiness, "Really? Wow that's...that's never happened to me, I feel...happy"
"You should, I'm gonna be your friend", Pinkie said.
Deadpool could swear he felt a tear come out his eye and he returned the hug, for the first time in whatever, he had someone to love and care for, it was a strange emotion but he refused to fight it.
Well that's the first chapter, soon Pinkie will get a better idea of Deadpool's life, plus the X-Men are likely looking for him, how will they react to Pinkie Pie?