Simp-eds
Hi Everybody! B.S.C here with my second story! This was supposed to be my first story, but things didn't work out that way. So anyway…This is a crossover with Ed, Edd, n Eddy and The Simpsons. It was inspired by The Simpsons Guy. What can you expect from this crazy crossover? All kinds of things! Homer and Ed have an eating contest. Lisa develops a crush on Double D. Eddy takes Bart under his wing in the world of scamming and pranks. And so much more! I don't own anything. So let's get started…
Chapter 1: The Accident
It was a normal day for the kids of the cul-dee-sac. Jimmy and Sarah were having an imaginary tea party with their stuffed animals on the grass. On the other side of the street, Johnny 2x4 was engaged in an intense game of chess with the piece of wood with a smiley face painted on it that he called Plank. Kevin was riding around on his motorcycle trying to impress Nazz, who was too busy painting her fingernails to notice. Rolf was at home feeding his animals. And where are the Eds in all this you might ask? Well, they are busy preparing their next scam.
"Come on sockhead! How much longer is this going to take?" Eddy yelled in frustrated fury. "Just a little longer Eddy. You want this thing to work don't you?" Edd or as his friends called him, Double D said. Ed was too busy playing with weird blue stone he had found in his yard this morning. Now nobody knew this at the time, but the stone that Ed was playing with had the unique ability to transport people to different dimensions. "Come on sock head! Will you hurry up already?" "Done" Standing before the Eds in all its completed glory was a huge bus-like machine. "This is great!" Eddy said "We'll charge 25 cents a pop to get on Ed's Amazing Dimensional Cruiser!" "Which will transport all the children to the dump" Double D said. "Which we tricked out to look like another dimension!" Eddy countered. Double D just rolled his eyes and said "Let's get this train wreck over with." While Double D went to open the garage, Eddy noticed Ed fooling around. "Hey Lumpy!" Ed suddenly stopped in his tracks. "Yes Eddy?" "Get busy! We got suckers coming!" Eddy shouted. Ed, in a hurry, put his stone in the hood of the bus and went to help the others.
Now the Eds didn't know it, but three uninvited guest where about to join the action. Give me those dang binoculars Marie!" May said. "I'm using them. Get your own!" Marie said right before May pounced on her. While the gruesome twosome where ripping at each other's throats, the third Kanker sister, Lee, grabbed the binoculars. "Pipe down you two!" Lee said. "I'm trying to hear. And with that, Lee continued to spy on her targets: The Eds. "Let's get down to business shall we?"
"Come one. Come all, To Ed's Amazing Dimensional Cruiser! Only 25 cents" Eddy shouted though a traffic cone. His constant yelling peeked the interest of the whole cul-dee-sac. The kids paid their 25 cents and climbed aboard. The Eds also went onboard and began to man the controls. While nobody was looking, The Kanker Sisters sneaked into the back with the intention of hijacking the whole operation. "All right boys, you ready?" Eddy asked his friends. "Ready." They replied. "Ready girls?" Lee asked as she prepared her turkey baster. "Ready." Her sisters said with turkey basters of their own. "Hit it Double D!" Eddy said. Double D pushed the start button. And that when the flash of blue light overcame the Eds as well as everyone on board. "What the heck is happening?!" Eddy screamed. "I don't know." Double D said "but it can't be good!" "Butter Toast!" Ed shouted. Then everything went black.
When Double D came to, He was up in a tree with Eddy and Ed. "What in Sam's Hill is going on here?" He asked. Ed was the first to notice that Double D had awoken. "Double D!" Ed said as gave his friend a bear hug. "Well finally you woke up sockhead!" Eddy said. Double D looked down to see the angry cul-dee-sac children as well as the Kanker Sisters waiting for them on the ground next to the ruins of the dimensional cruiser. "Oh Dear" Double D noticed something odd about the forest they where in. It looked different somehow. "Okay everybody just calm down. Let's get to the bottom of this." Double D and the rest of the Eds climbed down to the waiting kids. "Where are we?" "Sarah, I'm scared." "It's okay Jimmy. Double D will figure this out." Sarah reassured her friend. "Yes, well…um" Double D was looking for the right words to say when Johnny shouted "Hey! What's that over there?" Johnny was pointing to what looked like some big words seen from behind. "Oooooooooooooooooh" Everyone said. "Hey egghead!" Kevin said as he grabbed Double D by the throat. "Go check it out!" Kevin flung Double D in the air and he landed with a thud in front of the sign. "oww." Double D moaned as he brushed himself off and read the sign "Springfield." Double D then proceeded to turn around. His eyes grew wide. "Um everybody! Come over here! I think you should see this!" One by one the peach creek kids came to Double D side and stood in awe at what they saw. Spread before them was a huge town full of yellow people. "Oh boy" Double D whispered.
So what do you think of the story so far? I know it kind of sucks right now but trust me! It will get a lot better! The Simpsons belong to Matt Groening. Ed, Edd, n Eddy belong to Danny Antonucci. Bye-bye for now.