"OH GOODNESS ME," cooed Mitsuko loudly as she slammed her head against her hand dramatically like ( authors note they call this faecpalming on internet but mitsuko dont use the internet beacause ... THE GOV. DOES NOT ALLOW IT ) ... they were... back in the classroom ! how could this be she had beeen dead a sec ago when Kazuo had hot opn her faec and made it loooook like... PIE. she had died ugly like but now looking in the mirror she saw she was perfect looking again. "thank u god." "but how did this happen?" that annoying ugly girl noriko said.
"hey did u even die nori"
"no"
"y not"
"shot kazuo (; and won"
"hahaha what a joke
if i couldn't
you couldn't."
BOOM BOOM the gunshot came and miss souma killed the mari sue named noriko. ( LOL i read on a website where they say mitsuko is the mary sue... plz, guys. noriko is the one who acts all innocent, sweet, and nice all the time. sure shes injured but realli... killing kaz in the manga? cum on." )
"but rly lol," mitsduko said as she looked at the dead body and popped her gun back in her pocket; except she had no pockets so it was uncleaaaaaared she put it where probably somehwer else like a backpack. "how we alive anywho"
HEAD OF THE PROGRAM CAME BABY BABY OH
IT WAS PROBABLY KITANO BUT I DUNNO WHICH UNI IM WRITING THIS FIC IN SOPA
HES JSUTSG NAMED MR DEATH BRINGER IN THIS ONEEE
"we broughted u back.
dicattor did not like what happened with you guys, said two winners was tooo many. so, well, you know how it goes right... had to bring you back. to make you fight again. to make u do it right."
everyone else woke up then and then shuya saw noriko "oh no" and then Shinji did a heel face turn and killed him. "a mary sue in drag," he declareded and then smiled and went to finnde a compooter to hack and win the progrm cuz he was a boss.
chigusa walked up to mitsuko and says, "u killed me u kno."
"ya becuuuuz i'm pritier than u but ur prty 2," mitsuooko wenks at her.
"... omgggggggg you were jking back thare rite gurl"
"dude stop talking like that" said kawada rolling his bootiful eyes.
"You're right," Decided Mitsuko ( authors note; okay my friend told me I was spelling poorly and so I'm going to try to do it better from now on, she is in honors english and is going to correct me while shes at my house... will try to use spell check after that ) "We should stop talking like idiots ( A/N; Ashley here. I'm helping to finish this chapter, but most of the ideas or Alice's. :) ) after all, when did we ever atually used to talk like teenagerd people in the MOVIE IN THE MANGA IN THE BOOK? NO, I DONT THINK THATAH WE DID. SO LETS GITTTT BACK TO IT."
"MR DEATH BRINGER NOW HAS THE FLOOR," it was... MR DEATH BRIONGER
"OH YES. TODAYS LESSON IS... YOU KILL EACH OTHER OFF. LIVES A GAME. CHOP CHOP CHOP." THEN HE THROWED A KNIFE IN SOME GIRLS HEAD, "she should not have beened wispering." mitsuko whispered and then MR DETAHBRINGER throwed a knife at her head for whispers but she caught in in her teeth instead and then put it in her pocket except she had no pockets so who knows where it went...
alll class kids left to go fight
to be continued...