Rockslide, a dark gray male earth pony who had a long black mane hanging just over his eyes, had been having anger issues ever since his only family had passed away two years ago, nopony that knew him could get through to him, even the princesses are struggling with getting through to him, but no, none of their counseling could douse the craving he now had for pain, suffering and blood.
As he was heading home one day, he kept an eye out for the perfect 'stress relief' source until finally, he found a cream colored mare with a multi-hued red mane and a rose for a cutie mark. Taking her by surprise, he stealthily approached her from behind her and knocked her unconscious with his forehoof and began dragging her back to his home and down to his basement where a chair awaited it's unlucky occupant to be strapped in.
Moments later, there was a loud thundering noise heard outside. Rockslide stopped what he was doing and stepped outside to investigate. "What the fuck?". 8 strange dark objects were circling around the town, at tremendous speeds and high up in the sky. They did not look like anything he had ever seen before.
A small dark object then dropped from one of them, and a loud voice echoed across the landscape, going on for miles, "AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!". Rockslide ran towards the object, which was still falling. Squinting, he made out a trefoil with the words "IONIZING RADIATION", proudly proclaiming their silent death next to it.
Then everything was vaporized.