Artemis: This will be interesting
Roy: I probably shouldn't be writing this, I was involved in most of them
Conner: Basically, we're compiling every stupid, crazy, destructive, idiotic thing the Destructive Duo, or trio, have done.
Dick: Nah, you need to change it if you make it trio so that it's still an alliteration
Artemis: You aren't allowed to take part in this you troll
Dick: I'll be the annoying commentary then
M'gann: I'm not sure I want to know this . . .
Kaldur: This file must be safeguarded for the good of the world
Raquel: Might as well get started then
The time Wally got M'gann so addicted to Oreos, she became a public menace:
M'gann: I'm sorry! I didn't mean to throw a car through the window of the grocery store!
Artemis: No one blames you. We blame Wally.
Wally: I can't take full credit though, Dick was the one who inspired the experiment.
Conner: Basically, Wally kept giving M'gann Oreos, and when he ran out, she bought every single box in Happy Harbor. When they ran out, she telekinetically tore the town apart to find more. It took the entire team, plus half the league, to stop her.
Dick: Good times. . .
Zatanna: No, not good times. Good times don't involve flying forklifts!
M'gann: I said I was sorry!
Artemis: Honestly Baywatch, you know Martians can't handle those things, why would you even give her any?
Wally: I wanted to see what would happen!
Artemis: What happened was that children were scarred for life, and the town was destroyed. G. Gordon Godfrey had a field day with that one.
Wally: It was for the good of science!
Artemis: Suuuuuure it was.
The time Paintball was banned from the Cave:
Dick: Oh, this one was funny.
Wally: Such good memories . . .
Roy: I have no memory of this event, but I woke up with my ears pierced, the owner a pet Russian Dolphin and a small chain of restaurants, pretty much painted rainbow, with no feeling in my left arm, and more hungover than Ollie after a party. I don't want to know, but I'm going to find out, aren't I?
Artemis: Actually, we have to use the video camera footage for this one, we were all too drunk.
M'gann: Even Kaldur. . .
Kaldur: I am still confused as to how Paintball lead to the purchase of a Russian Dolphin.
Dick: Even the little devil child made an appearance!
Conner: I don't think Klarion was there.
Raquel: No, but I bet we gave him quite a power boost with all the chaos.
Dick: Not Klarion, my little brother Damian!
Zatanna: How many siblings do you even have?
Jason: Hey, if Dick can't keep you happy, I've got my own talents, *wink* *wink*
Tim: Jason! You're like 9!
Damian: Die bitch!
Barbara: Hey Artemis! Zee, how's your new cat?
Cassie: I apologize for the idiots, I mean boys. No, I don't. Mean boys, that is.
Steph: DAMIAN! Put that sword DOWN! You watch your mouth you S.O.B.
Dick: Like I said, Batcave's crowded enough.
Zatanna: Sorry I asked.
Conner: Anyway, according to the video footage, this all started with Dick and Wally playing Go Fish . . .
Artemis: And Wally accused Dick of cheating . . .
Zatanna: They decided the only way to settle it was a paintball war . . .
M'gann: Convinced the rest of us to pick sides . . .
Kaldur: Kidnapped Roy and illegally purchased alcohol . . .
Raquel: Got everyone in the Cave drunk . . .
Cassie: Then Dick kidnapped all of us, and locked the league out of the Cave for 24 hours . . .
Artemis: Even the 7 year old assassin got drunk . . .
Roy: The kids fell asleep . . .
Jason: Except for me . . .
Zatanna: We locked Jason and Damian in a closet and magically knocked them out . . .
M'gann: Someone suggested we play Truth or Dare, which became Never Have I Ever, which became Spin the Bottle, which became drunk Strip Poker, which became grope anyone within arms' reach . . .
Kaldur: At this point, the security camera system was disabled because it was suspected that the League was watching us.
Damian: On the upside, I managed to give West a few new scars!
Wally: You little bitch . . .
Artemis: Wally! Language!
Wally: What? He's a Bat. They don't believe in innocence.
Artemis: Tim has some innocence. Let's keep it that way.
Conner: Why the League banned Paintball, but not Strip Poker or drinking, we will never know.
The time radioactive pizza was found in Ollie's mansion in Hawaii:
Roy: I still don't know how this happened, and I was there.
Artemis: Maybe that's because you were too busy with my sister Mr. Frisky.
Raquel: Images. Roy you are quite possibly the worst chaperone/babysitter in history.
Wally: He is pretty bad.
Dick: Really, really bad.
Wally: We just get him drunk, then it's all over.
M'gann: Does Roy support cat food?
Artemis: What?
M'gann: You called him Mr. Frisky. Friskies is a type of cat food.
Artemis: You are way too innocent for your own good.
Kaldur: Back on topic . . .
Wally: I decided to experiment on pizza.
Dick: With cheese, kryptonite, liquid popcorn and mutated pudding.
Roy: Your mutated pudding is evil.
Wally: Well, you aren't supposed to sit in a bathtub of it for hours.
Roy: IT WAS A DARE!
Artemis: Apparently, this pizza was the size of a living room carpet. Bruce Wayne's living room carpet.
Raquel: They replaced the rug with it.
Zatanna: 15 people were hospitalized for trauma.
Conner: Liquid popcorn causes pizza cheese to gain strange properties.
Dick: Like a green glow and the ability to meow when stepped on.
Wally: It was done in the name of science.
Artemis: A name you have now soiled.
Roy: The house was condemned. Ollie is still confused.
Raquel: Weren't you one of the people who had to see a therapist for shock?
Roy: I was put through the traumatic experience of being attacked by glowing green, meowing pizza cheese whilst, um, spending quality time with my girlfriend.
Conner: What happened to the therapist?
Roy: She now needs therapy. I don't have a good track record with therapists.
Artemis: The pizza cheese attacked you because you were screwing my sister instead of watching the kids you were supposed to be babysitting!
M'gann: How is twisting screws through someone spending quality time with them? That sounds like torture!
Artemis: Please, someone give this girl a sex-ed lesson!
M'gann: I know what sex is. I don't understand how this is relevant.
Everyone else: . . .
Dick: NOT IT!
Wally: NOT IT!
Conner: That would just be awkward.
Kaldur: I do not believe I am well suited for that conversation.
Roy: No way.
Raquel: I just remembered, I have to go feed my cat!
Zatanna: You don't have a cat!
Artemis: Oh, come on.
Zatanna: Arty, it's probably for the best. I mean, imagine what would happen if Wally did this.
Artemis: *shudder* you're right.
M'gann: Talk to me about what?
This is just going to be updated randomly. I know I have two other stories to work on, one which I should really update. Instead of starting a new story. I am a really bad person, aren't I?
Oh, I don't own YJ.
Wally: If we blackmail the producers-I mean convince them to sell it to you, can I be un-ceased? Please?
Dick: Wait, wouldn't ceased be the opposite of deceased? Meaning that you are still alive? For sure?
Wally and every fangirl in existence: Yes, yes it would.