Grim Reaper of Wind
At the Tristian Academy of magic it was the annual spring time summoning ritual for the second year students and what was a first in forever was someone summoning a human as a familiar
Colbert: Ok, miss Valiere could you bring your familiar to the infirmary? Mr,Gramot please help her.
Guiche: flicks his hair while holding his rose "It will be my pleasure , follow me Zero" he cast a levitation spell while Louise follows him fuming.
Colbert: glares at the nickname "Very well was that everyone?"
Tabitha: Raises hand while shaking her head
Colbert: Oh right, Ms. Tabitha please come forward, sorry about the delay for you.
Tabitha: "No problem" steps forward
As she started chanting the summoning spell, she frowns a bit remembering how she arrived late because she had to send a report to THAT man.
As she recomposes herself, she says the final lines of the spell.
The summoning circle starts glowing, then it curiously starts glowing purple, Tabitha puts her guard up preparing for the worse.
The glowing dies down revealing what was summoned, to say everyone was surprised was an understatement.
What was revealed was a humanoid figure made out of what it was assumed to be metal, it looked like a golem, but it had a more human like face and the numbers 000 engraved on it's chest. The golem was sitting on the ground almost looking like it was dead. Tabitha stared at it curiously as it's eyes glowed for a second signaling that it activated itself.
As the golem suddenly stands up it starts looking around clearly confused.
?: W-where am i? while the voice sounds emotionless you could hear the confusion in its mechanical voice but to the other students it speaking some sort of weird language that they've never heard before, as they jump back from initial shock of the thing speaking.
Tabitha steps closer to the the weird golem as it took some steps back as it was in a state of confusion, she starts chanting the last parts of the spell to complete the contract, then she grabbed his hand to pull him closer and kissed what would be his equivalent for a forehead,
The golem looked at her confused until it started screaming in while holding his chest, lines then started appearing below the numbered plated forming into something resembling a skull, with the wings of a bat, a snake's tail coiled around it and spider legs coming out.
As the golem calmed down it looked at the runes curiously. Colbert then came closer to inspect the runes clearly fascinated by their complex shape.
Colbert: how curious...I've never seen runes like these before, clearly this year has been filled with surprises…
?: I'm sorry but I can't understand you The golem says speaking again with his weird language
Colbert: Mmm this could be a problem, Ms. Tabitha, would you mind using a translating spell in your familiar? I planned on using it for 's but the poor fellow passed out.
Tabitha: nods and starts to incantate the spell and moments later she's finishes the last lines
Tabitha: Speak..
?: I-I can understand you now, what did you do?
Tabitha: Translation spell…
?: Magic isn't real, those are just fairy tales
(elsewhere)
A certain ringed magician was eating his plain donuts when he suddenly sneezed
Haruto: Someone must be talking about me…
He shrugs and continuous eating
(back to prison girl with magic land)
Tabitha: ...Are you broken?
?: I don't understand your question
Tabitha:..Everything is magic [DXZ: Even friendship? Sorry had to]
?: That can't be right, where am I anyway? [Hellfire:...I'm letting that one slide XD]
Tabitha:...The Tristan Academy of magic..
?: What? It tilts its head confusion
Tabitha: She looks at prof. Colbert for help to explain to it.
Colbert: after sending the students away starts explaining.
?: So I'm in an academy for nobles located in the country of Tristan
Tabitha: nods her head..correct
?: I've never heard of this country before...how far am I from Japan?
Tabitha:Now it was her turn to tilt her head in confusion...Japan?
Colbert: I've never heard of 'Japan' before, was that where you were created?
?: Slowly nods
Tabitha:..Is it towards the east?
?: It...should be….
Tabitha: Grips her staff in caution...elf.. creation?
?: Elf? No I was created by a human scientist [Hell: correction you were created by a toy belt] [DXZ: Technically 2 if you count the evil one]
Tabitha:..Scientist?. Her guard is slightly dropped.
Colbert: with stars in his eyes A fellow scientist? I would love to meet him [ Hell: Sadly he's trapped in a belt and is buried like 30 feet below ground that can be only opened by him or fruit Jesus]
?: I'm not sure if that's possible…
Colbert: Looks down disappointed
?:.. I'm sure you'll be able to meet Krim one day…
Colbert: Smiles a bit at the comment
Tabitha:...Krim?...
?: He's one of my two creators but he's the only one I can consider something like a father. [ Hell: On a real note did banno help krim make chase?] [DXZ: Yes]
Tabitha:..raises an eyebrow..And the other?
?: Clearly a bit angry at the memory A madman that saw everyone as tools, even his own kids.
Tabitha: Recalls about certain mad king and frowns.
(Somewhere else..)
A certain...mhm whatever Gou is, is riding in his bike on a nice stroll with his new girlfriend when he sneezed
Gou's GF: Is something wrong?
Gou: Nah, someone must be talking about me
(Back to robot hel- I mean magic land)
?: Is something wrong?
Tabitha: She hesitates for a brief second before speaking..No..
Colbert: Well I think it's time for you Ms. Tabitha to go inside with your familiar
Tabitha: She nods and gestures the golem to follow her to the castle
?: Follows her into the castle mnnn
(later at night)
Tabitha and the golem enter Tabitha's room, they could hear a small commotion outside but they decided to ignore it.
The room was simple with a bed, a desk and a small bookshelf filled with books, there was a small bundle of hay with some bedsheets besides the bed.
?: Looks at the pile of hay and then turns to Tabitha wondering what that is.
Tabitha: Looks at the pile...Familiar's bed…
?: I don't need to sleep but thank you
Tabitha: nods and stays silent for a moment ...Name?...
?: Mmm? It tilts its head
Tabitha: ...Your Name…
Chase: stays silent for a second ...Chase...My name is Chase
Tabitha:Chase...ok
Tabitha starts taking off her clothes, Chase startled turns away in respect, Tabitha seeing the reaction raises an eyebrow but otherwise chooses to ignore it,
She climbs on the bed and takes off her glasses.
Tabitha:...Good night Chase…
Chase: Goodnight….
Chase then goes to the pile and sits down against the wall, and goes deep in thought
Chase's mind: Why am I here? I should be dead, well, I'll look for answers in the morning
With his mindset he tries to go to the closest thing he has to sleep…
AUTHOR'S NOTES:
Hell: Well then…
DXZ: Yeah..
Hell: So this is what we dub "the shitposting fanfic"
DXZ: Yep, don't expect quality storytelling from this one, just a bunch of bad jokes and nonsensical stupidity!
Hell: If you want quality storytelling go read cpu riders, And for those of you who read that you can read this in between Cpu rider chapters since those take forever to make.
DXZ: You can also check my shity fic, but Hell's is better so..yeah
Hell: Cpu rider chapter 3 is taking a bit since my editor Pcuspard is infected with the bugster viruses currently
DXZ: NOOO!
Hell: It's fine turns out his bugster is Vert aka his waifu
DXZ: Lucky bastard
Hell: it's better than mine but I can't say who it is or it will spoil cpu riders for all of you
DXZ: Well then, I guess that's everything for now
Hell: See ya and also be on the lookout for a Build shitposting fic
DXZ: looks at a certain bottle It will be...interesting to say the least
DXZ: Well then, bye [ sign out]
Hell: Hellfire signing out...sees a certain bottle being shaken
Hell: NOOO-transmission disconnected