Disclaimer: I do not Own Invader Zim. Shae owns herself.

My friend Shae insisted that I write her into an Invader Zim story so here goes:

Dib walked happy to Zims house humming some old tune. His Cousin (yes cousin. They both have the family crazy) Shae trailed behind him. She was sort of looking forward to meeting her cousins boyfriend, that and Gaz wasn't feeling too friendly today so staying home wasn't an option.

"Hey Zim." Said Dib when Zim opened the door. Zim kissed him gently while Shae rolled her eyes. She did NOT have to see this! Zim opened the door wider and let them into the house.

"Who's the girl?" asked Zim settling onto the couch.

"That's my cousin Shae." Replied Dib snuggling up to Zim. Shae chose to sit on the floor. Gir ran into the room holding a rubber piggy and making flying noises.

"Hello big headed boy!!" shouted Gir waving his hands wildly in greeting

"What is that!?" screeched Shae pointing at the hyperactive robot.

"That's Gir. Just ignore him" Said Zim leaning in for another kiss from Dib. They were soon making out on the couch completely oblivious to anyone else in the room. Shae turned her head away and tried not to gag. Maybe staying with Gaz wouldn't have been such a bad way to die.

"To the bedroom!" announced Zim jumping up and grabbing Dib by the wrist. Dib followed him eagerly.

"Shae try to keep Gir busy, we'll be out in a bit." Called Dib. Shae made gagging sounds as she heard a door slam in the distance.

"So…….what do you want to do?" asked Shae hesitantly.

"Marry the piggy!!!" shouted Gir shoving the doll in Shae's face. She pushed it away quickly.

"No! What else do you want to do?" asked Shae

"Where do babies come from?" asked Gir tilting his head to the side

"Well….umm…uhhh." said Shae "When two people care for each other a baby starts growing." Said Shae

"Oh" said Gir. He jumped up and kissed Shae. She sputtered and reeled backwards.

"I cared for you! Where's my baby!" Asked Gir dancing around happily.

"A different kind of care. Like Zim and Dib." Explained Shay wiping her mouth repeatedly.

"We can do that!" suggested Gir eagerly "Piggy can watch!!"

"No! We can't!!!" shouted Shae looking around for some means of escape. Gir pounced on her planting hard fast kisses all over her face. Shae managed to pry the robot off of her and fled the house. She ran screaming all the way home and hid in the basement.

THE END

Well Shae is dyeing of laughter so I guess it worked! If you don't Review I'll sick Gir on you!!!