10 Man tips to get a woman from Miroku!
Miroku: Here are 10 tips of getting a girl to love you
1.)Tell them they are pretty
No matter their flaws, they are still lovely maiden in hearts who needs unconditional love and support. Compliment their inner and outer beauty. For example: Sango my love! You have bigger muscles than any man I seen! *gets slapped*
2.) Tell them that they are yours and only
All girls don't want to know that they are being cheated on!
3) Stroke their butts!
Maiden love being touched on their butts. If they hit you, that means they love you. Sango does it all the time!
4.) Ask to bear your children
This method is ABSOLUTE. They will be all like "Oh monk of course." If they run away, they are just playing hard to get. Chase after her or go to the other. Of course Sango will always be my one and only.
5.) Do everything in your power to help her
Maiden's like Sango loves a man to be there for her and protect her- AH A BUG
6.) Act like you are dying from poison
Trust me, I once acted like I was dying from poison and Sango kissed me!
7.)Take them out for a walk
They would like some fresh air to get to know you better. But be really careful that they are not a praying mantis who is dress up like a girl to open your wind tunnel
8.) Defeat the demons to save her
Get Inuyasha to scare the girl and beat Inuyasha to win the girl. But ask him when Kagome is not around
9.)Show your strength
All girls love boys who has strong strength. Use your power and grab their hearts
10.) Be confident
Have a heart like a steel. You keep getting slapped by the girl, never give up! This is war man! We can't lose!
Extra
Sango: (Reads this) Miroku *eye twitch*
Miroku: Yes my love :3
Sango: These tips are pathetic
Miroku: But I got you with them
Sango;(Slaps him)
Miroku: You see she loves me!