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"He won't come."
"He will come."
"No, he won't. Let's leave Sirius."
"But he promised to come. And Prongs always does what he promises. Well, most of the time..."
"No, he doesn't. Let's leave Sirius."
"But maybe we are lucky and he's not with Evans tonight."
"Of course he is with Evans. Let's leave Sirius."
"Stop it, Mooney! He's my best friend and he will come!"
"We have been waiting for 2 hours now and he hasn't showed up. I think you should look for a new best friend."
"Mooney, do you want to be my new best friend?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because."
"You would show up if you promised to."
"Probably."
"You would always be there for me."
"Yes."
"You would always let me copy your homework."
"Yes."
"You would never leave me because of a girl."
"Yes."
"You would leave me because of a boy."
"Yes-What?"
"Nothing."
Why are you thinking I'm gay?
"Peer pressure."
"What?"
"Everybody thinks that you are gay."
"Great"
"Are you?"
"..."
"So that's a yes?"
"No. I don't know. I've never tried."
"Tried?"
"You know. Kissing a guy."
"Have you ever tried kissing a girl?"
"Yes. But I wasn't into it."
"And that's why you think you're gay."
"No. But I'm not really interested in girls."
"But you are in guys?"
"..."
"And why don't you try?"
"What?"
"Kissing a guy."
"And who?"
"No idea. Me?"
"What?! You?"
"Why not? I'm quite pretty..."
"Are you gay?"
"No. But you don't have to be gay just for kissing a guy."
"Well, I don't know..."
"Girls are kissing each other all the time."
"Just for greeting each other. But they kiss without tongue."
"That' s disgusting! You didn't think I would put my tongue in your mouth, did you?"
"You said kissing."
"No tongue."
"Alright."
"Well... Then get started."
"Me?"
"Yes. Come on."
"But-ok. Yes. Then, well I...and if someone comes in?
"It's almost midnight. We are in the shrieking shack. Nobody will come..."
"Ok. Good. By the way, where's Peter?"
"You can't mention Wormtail before kissing someone. That"s disgusting!"
"Sorry..."
"So let's get started."
"Ok. Well, here we go."
"Oh come on..."
"What?"
"Here we go?"
"What's wrong about it?"
"Nothing. Forget it. Kiss me."
"Ok."
"And? Are you feeling anything?"
"Not quite."
"Ok. Let's try again."
"And?"
"Nope."
"Again."
"I thought without tongue?"
"I've changed my mind. And how was it?"
"Strange."
"Sirius..."
"Shh..."
"And now?"
"Maybe one more"
"Yes, just to make sure..."
"Hey, I made it-What the hell are you doing?!"