A Midsummer Nights Dream

Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING!

This is just a little something I pulled together. Probably OOC, but who cares. If you have questions about what parts the PJO characters have that resemble the MSND characters, PM me or whatever. So...yeah... Anyway, also, the whole Titans thingy is like, well, it's hard to explain, but its like if this is in its own time. Flames aren't necessary.


[Act l

Scene l,

Enter Dwia and Lily, their school]

Dwia: Guess what I'm tomorrow!

Lily: Mm-hm?

Dwia: I get to go to camp...

Lily: Mmm-hm

Dwia: And mess up some lives

Lily: Dwia!

Dwia: And then make everyone think it was a dream!

Lily: Where are you going?

Dwia: You wanna come with me? Well, sure you do! Come on!

-Drags Lily offstage-

Lily: But you still haven't told me where we're going!

[Act l,

Scene ll,

Enter Chiron and Dionysus, Camp Half-Blood]

Dionysus: Those brats.

Chiron: Try and lighten up, Dionysus. It was a mindless prank.

Dionysus: Spelling out 'Dionysus is a grape head' is not a prank

Chiron:-snort-

Enter Athena, Annabeth, Percy, and Luke

Athena: Chiron! You must certainly not allow this!

Chiron: Yes, Athena?

Athena: I have come with a complaint against my child, Annabeth. She cannot court this seaweed brained fool! She is my daughter and what I say, goes.

Chiron: Annabeth, I have no power over you, but don't you think you should listen to your mother? I'm sure she has some, ah well, alright suitors for you. Ones that would love you and appreciate you and your mother.

Annabeth: Percy fits this description. And Luke is horrible!

Chiron: At least give Luke a chance.

Annabeth: Great Styx! Jeeze, I don't want to date Luke!

Chiron: Annabeth, just try and listen to your mother.

Annabeth: I'd rather die.

Chiron: Just think about it, Annabeth.

Percy: -to Luke- If Athena loves you so much, just marry her, but I like Annabeth and Annabeth likes me.

Luke: I don't think you want Athena as your enemy.

Percy: Too late.

Chiron: Well, Athena, Luke, why don't we all go to lunch. I expect that you are hungry by now...

Exit all but Percy and Annabeth

Percy: What are we going to do?

Annabeth: Mom will never agree.

Percy: We could leave this place for awhile.

Annabeth: Percy, are you crazy?

Percy: It would give us time to think!

Annabeth: Well maybe....

Percy: Or we could hook Luke with someone else...

Annabeth: I don't think that would work, though.

Percy: Why does it have to be like this?

Annabeth: -sigh-

Girl 1: OW! -Falls out from behind a desk-

Girl 2: Dwia, shut up!

Dwia: Shut up? That spider bit me really hard! Jeeze, Lily!

Lily:-crawls out from behind desk-

Annabeth: Dwia?

Dwia: Can we please change my name? It sounds way too comical for something like this... Let's see........Helena will fit for now.

Annabeth: Helena? You've never picked that name before...

Percy: Are you guy's half bloods?

Annabeth: No, she comes here every year, mostly in secret, but I have never figured out how she gets in...

Helena:-smirk- It's a secret I will never share with anyone but Lily cuz she already knows.

Lily: If you get to be Helena, then I get to be Hermia.

Helena: You can't! That parts already taken!

Lily:-pouts- Fine.

Annabeth: Um, we're going to go now...

Exit

Percy: Good luck with Luke...

Exit

Helena: -grin-

Lily: So, how is this going to work?

Helena: -grin- I don't know, but this is gonna be good.

Lily: Tell me the story! I need to know what's happening!

Helena: I'll tell you when we get back from meeting a certain fairy.

Lily: Fairy?

Helena: Just com on!

Exit Helena and Lily