Poems... ano...something I haven't exactly written in a while. These are craptastic runoffs of sleep deprivation and too much time to think. I do not own Slayers or the concept of limericks.


Slayers Limericks

Zelgadis

There once was a chimera of stone

Who thought he was completely alone

So he went on a quest

Searching a cure at his best

To turn him back to flesh and bone

Amelia

There once was a Princess of Light

Who didn't appear to be that much of a fright

Yet with attacks that are just

Evil plots she foils and busts

And her friends think her brain's not all that right

Gourry

The Swordsman of Light he was called

The women he never appalled

Yet when he met the witch

Life was surely a switch

Running from the word FIREBALL!

Lina

There once was a witch who was short

Of the bad-tempered, flat-chested sort

Her wrath would invoke

Fear in all folk

Yet she found her adventures all sport

Filia

They called her a dragon of flame

A creature not thought to be tame

She did perfectly fine

And had a fun time

Until that Mazoku, he's the one to blame

Xellos

There once was a general priest

That alone simply was a great feat

He was easily bored

Spare time he could afford

To taunt and to torture and feast