(Warning: must read a ninjas guide to random stuff to understand)
15 ways to kill sticky
(As seen in the slap sticky chronicles
1.Take away his sign and bash his head in with it.
2.Purchase a bunny bomb from Costco and give a carrot to sticky. When sticky finds the bunny and gives him a carrot it will explode with sticky's head along with it.
3.Hand him a piece of cheese filled with nitro glycerin on the fourth of July.
4.Put him in a giant microwave with seventeen potatoes.
5.Introduce him to zeeky h bomb and scribble the words zeeky booky doog on his sign and show it to zeeky, then run.
6.show him the previous slap sticky chronicles so that he commits suicide
7.Tell pochi that he is izumi in disguise.
8.Tell kinzu and nightshade that he stole all of their cheese.
9.Make kinzu notice him.
10.Make nightshade notice him.
11.Tell pochi that sticky is izumi's skirt in disguise.
12.Obviously poke his head hard with a senbon for no reason.
13.Tell him to become a kamikaze for no particular reason, steal his detonator, and push the button.
14.call upon my evil wrath of foaming squirrels to run sticky over
15.FINALLY! To kill sticky you must introduce him to chase, the ninja alligator.
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