Disclaimer: (sigh) I sadly don't Monsters vs. Aliens.
A/N: Finally! With awesome cockroach technology, we can see Derick's true thoughts of Susan! A.K.A.: The thoughts of a real retard (excuse my French, but it's true!). Sorry if this is too short!
Thoughts of a True Loser
Over.
My career is over.
And it's all thanks to Susan Murphy (A.K.A. "Ginormica").
I still don't understand why she humiliated me like that. I mean, I forgived her, and gave her a second chance!
What more had she wanted?
I mean I was the guy of her dreams! She should've been glad that I wanted her back!
I mean, sure, I was a fool.
I guess she wouldn't have been mad if I had noticed how popular she could've made me in the media.
I mean, she did care about me, right? She always had. Who wouldn't?
How was I suppose to know she'd save the world?
Well, with the defeat of the robot, I suppose it was obvious...
But hey, I still couldn't have known. Somehow...
Though despite all the publicity reasons, life probably would've been better for me if she hadn't been hit by meteor.
I know she could've dodged it somehow...
It was almost like she didn't want to marry me...
And who wouldn't want to marry me?
I mean I'm handsome and intelligent and at the time, I also had a great career.
Until she threw me up into the air...
While the camera was rolling...
Thus shattering it...
Oh well, she'll come back me one day.
She'll never get over me.
After all, deep down, I'm still the guy of her dreams, right?
THE END
I should have known. -__-