Welcome to the Underground Luigi Fan-club!!

Hooray For Luigi!!

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Disclaimer: I don't own Mario (Yay), or Luigi (Sadly). Josh is my friend, and I wrote the oneshot. The few paragraphs of "The Plumber's Brother" were written by Josh.

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Starlll: Wow. You actually fell for my jedi mind control trick- I mean, welcome to the Underground Luigi Fan-club!! Now, I just need a well-dressed, good-looking, awesome, Luigi loving co-host.

Josh: (Starlll's 12-year-old friend) (Bursts through the door) It's a-me!! Josh-a!

Starlll: Fine- you're two of those four things. Okay, so as you read in the summary, each chapter (We're going to make about ten-ish) will have a one-shot of Luigi, a conversation about him, and recommend a story about the best green hat-wearing, high-jumping, Mansion-winning, tennis-playing, baseball star-ing, partying, ghost-busting-

Josh: (Starts singing the theme song to "Ghost Busters".)

Starlll: -Italian dude!

Josh: Okay, so now we just need a guest star.

(Starlll's older sister walks into the room.)

Starlll: LAUREN!! Sit down!

Lauren: Why?

Starlll: We're having a meeting on Fanfiction!

Lauren: Okay… (Sits down)

Josh: Okay, now just talk to the camera.

Lauren: What camera?

Josh: We're just pretending that T.V. screen is a camera.

Lauren: Now what's the point of this exactly?

Starlll: Just answer our questions and then you can leave. Now, what made you join the Luigi Fan-club?

Lauren: I didn't join anything.

Josh: Why do you like Luigi better than Mario?

Lauren: I really don't like either of them much- just the game 'Super Mario-

Starlll: Next question! Have you ever had a dream of Luigi?

Lauren: No. Not that I can remember.

Josh: Well, you're probably one of the most boring people we've interviewed.

Lauren: Goodbye, then. (Walks away.)

Starlll: Time for a one-shot?

Josh: Okay.

____________One-shot time!! (This won't be in script form)____________

"So, Luigi, do you want to enter the mansion and save your brother?" Professor E. Gadd asked, offering him the Poltergeist 3, 0 0 0.

The man in green didn't answer right away.

If I was the one trapped in that mansion, Mario would go save me. Luigi thought. But he'd probably get a few of his old friends first. Like Kooper or Madame Flurry. I don't think I have time to get any of my buddies from that time I went to save Princess Éclair.

Maybe I should just call the ghost busters.

Then his adventurous side- the side which many thought was nonexistent- came out.

No! This is finally my turn to win! My turn to save the day! I'm going to do this. I'm going to save my only brother! I don't care if it's full of ghosts! I'm gonna-

"Luigi? You've been silent for almost five minutes. Are you okay?" Prof. E. Gadd asked.

"I'll do it." Luigi said, taking the ghost-vacuum. "He's my brother, and that's my mansion."

Then the man in green hiked up to the literally haunted mansion and faced his greatest fear. Ghosts.

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Josh: Why was it so short?

Starlll: Shut up.

Josh: But I just-

Starlll: Shut up.

Josh: Fine. See if I tell you where Sue Pea is! (Luigi's mansion)

Starlll: The key is in the sealed room, which has a passage there to the right of the roof. I already caught her.

Josh: Well, see if I ever lend you my copy of L.'s Mansion again!

Starlll: Okay- I'm sorry.

Josh: Good. Hey, can I put up that thing I wrote?

Starlll: Sure!

THE

PLUMER'S

BROTHER!

Mario, the give me a break, everyone knows Luigi deserves the spotlight

A lot more then the fat luxurious Luigi can shoot fireballs faster, farther, and stronger then Mario, Luigi can jump higher and farther then Mario, and Luigi went through a 5 floor mansion just to save his trapped older brother. I mean if that was Luigi trapped in the mansion, Mario would just sit back drinking lemonade while he calls the Ghost Busters and lets them do the work for him even though his own brother is inside.I don't know about you, but for me that spells bad the latest game Super Smash Brothers Brawl, Luigi is fast, tall, and can KO any character fast with his super jump Luigi's final smash: negative zone increases at lighting speed, knocks any character out cold, and Luigi gets to do a awesome dance.

Starlll: Well, I'm aware of how short this is, but I'm going to have to end it here.

Both: Go Luigi!!

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Notice: If you want to either join the Luigi Fan-club, add your name to the very short list:

The List of members:

1) Starlll

2) Josh

3) Nick

4) Shane.

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Another note: For those of you who are fans of Sci-Phy or His Name is Mudd, I know I told you my computer broke. It did. I made this as a thing to do when my mom forces me to the library. I can write this in like, two minutes. So, for the next 2+ weeks, this will be the only thing updated.