Shopping isn't easy Chapter 1: Humiliation
Summary: Bit gets talked into going with Leena when she shops. However he gets into a little trouble.
Leena came into the living room with Jamie. Bit and Brad were sitting on the couch being useless as usual. Leena came up behind them and yelled, "Man you two are lazy!"
Brad and Bit jumped up at her voice and Bit tripped over the coffee table and Brad tripped over Bit's legs and fell head first over the coffee table. Once they came to their senses they started bickering.
"Brad, get off! You're crushing me!"
"Well you tripped me!"
"That's because Leena scared me and made me trip you!"
"Yeah well if you hadn't been sitting there being lazy she wouldn't have yelled!"
"What are you talking about? You were being Lazy too!"
Then the two boys started shoving and pushing each other until one of them was free. Bit and brad wound up with bruises on their arms from wrestling each other.
After the duo had finally got to their feet started yelling at them calling them lazy and that they never pulled their weight. "You two are completely useless! All you do is sit around drinking coffee and watching TV!"
"But Leena no one ever asks me to do anything. I'd be happy to help! Honest!" Bit pleaded for his life. While Brad sat back and watched the show… that is until Leena got a hold of him.
"And you! You should be offering to do work also!"
"I fight in Zoid Battles." Brad said crossing his arms.
"Oh please! Work around the house would be nice!"
"Jamie does all that!" Brad was running out of excuses. Plus Leena was getting a weird look on her face, a creepy one none the less. "OKAY!" Brad gave in also.
"Good now you two will help with the shopping! Brad you'll help Jamie with the groceries, Bit you help me carry my bags."
Bit hadn't thought it would be that kind of work. Nor did Brad think it.
When they came to the mall Jamie and Brad split up from Bit and Leena. Jamie and Brad went to buy, Cleaning supplies, groceries, and other things. Bit and Leena went shopping for clothes, though Bit didn't want to. Leena led Bit into the woman's department. As soon as Bit caught site of the undergarments he immediately blushed and tried to make a run for it. Leena grabbed him by the ear and dragged him further into the death trap. Luckily Bit didn't suffer any blows from other woman as he followed Leena. Bit stood carrying the clothes that she picked out; skirts, shirts, dresses, etc.
Bit turned and saw a red haired freckled girl with huge glasses and buck teeth staring at him. He tried to look away but looked back to see her running at him. Her eyes weren't normal, they were heart shaped. Bit knew this wouldn't end well. He dropped Leena's purchases and ran. The girl was gaining on him. He took a quick left, however took a blow to the head by a manikin arm. He stood up and looked behind him the girl was still coming. He wrestled his way past the manikin and ran head first into a bra display. He ignored it as best he could and continued running right through until he was out of the store.
Suddenly an alarm went off, Bit looked around trying to figure out where it was coming from but he was soon surrounded by Mall police and handcuffed. They looked at a Bra on his arm and took him in.
He sat in a little room with chair waiting for his bail. The bra was still attached and Bit couldn't get it off no matter how hard he struggled and pulled. So he sat quietly. Then he saw Leena, Jamie and Brad at the door. He leapt up and ran to the door. As soon as it was opened he ran out, and as soon as he came out he was hit over the head by Leena.
"You Perv!" Leena shouted.
"What?" Bit asked rubbing his head.
"Should we even ask why you tried to steal a bra?" Brad asked trying not to laugh.
"A pink frilly one, none the less." Jamie added raising an eyebrow.
"No I didn't try to steal it! There was this girl! She chased me! T-the Manikin…the bra… the alarm… the girl with the freckles, the glasses… the… the…" Bit was stuttering. He on the verge of tears! He'd never been so embarrassed before. His face was bright red.
Brad knew Bit was embarrassed and sympathized with him. Leena was madder than a cat on bath day. Jamie knew Bit didn't steal it; he was just wanted to get home. Who knows what the doc was buying online now that he knew how!
The officer came out of another room and motioned everyone in. They all came in and watched the security cam. They all saw Bit look and see the girl with freckled run at him. Bit ran and turned the corner running straight into a manikin. He broke free and ran head first into the bra Display and ran out of the store with a bra attached. Bit was off the hook but very embarrassed. He knew Leena would never let him live it down.
So they went home Bit was quiet the entire way. Brad and Jamie talked Leena into keeping it quiet. So Bit lived happily ever after… until his next embarrassment.