Hello everyone! This is my version of Know Your Stars and it's all about the House M.D. characters.
The first chapter is pretty short so if you want the next ones to be longer, please give me some ideas.
The story doesn't really have pairings, though there is some implied Huddy.
Enjoy!
Chapter 1 – Gregory House
House limped onto stage and saw a chair. He was kind of tired because he'd been yelling at people all day long, so he sat down. That was a really stupid mistake.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars!" My evil voice said.
House looked around him to see were the voice was coming from.
"Hello? Who's there?" House asked.
"Greg House… he hates practicing medicine." I said.
"Huh? No I don't. I love practicing medicine!" House said.
"Then why do you have a 'I hate practicing medicine' t-shirt in your closet?" I asked.
"I don't have a t-shirt like that." House said confused.
A t-shirt fell down from the ceiling with a 'I hate practicing medicine' print on it. House caught it and looked at it.
"This isn't mine." He said confused.
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Greg House… he hates Cuddy." I continued.
"No I don't. I just don't love her." House said. "Oops… I hope Cuddy didn't hear that."
Cuddy ran on stage and slapped House in the face. "I thought you loved me!" Then she ran of stage again.
"What the… What is she doing here?" House asked.
"Does it matter? Greg House… he wants to take over PPTH." I continued.
"No I don't! Although that is a fantastic idea!" House said.
"And you just wonder why you haven't thought of it yourself before…" I said. "Let's move on. Greg House… he's really Donald Duck."
House looked up at the ceiling.
"Where do you get this stuff? They're all lies." House said.
"I get it off the internet!" I said excitedly. A computer appears out of nowhere on stage. House looks at the screen and sees the site: "Is this even a real site?" He asked.
"Yes and I made it! Cool huh?" I said hyper.
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight." House muttered.
"Greg House AKA Donald Duck… he's really in love with Cameron." I said.
Cameron ran on stage and hugged House.
"I knew you loved me!" She exclaimed.
"No I don't!" House said as he tried to get free.
"You don't? YOU JERK!" Cameron said as she slapped House in the face, then ran of stage.
"Okaaaaaaaaaaaaay". House rolled his eyes.
"Greg House AKA Donald Duck… He has a wig that looks just like Chase's hair and he wears it at home every day." I said.
"I don't have a wig." House said irritated. Chase ran on stage with a bold head and said, "Why else did you need my hair for?" House looked at the ground. "But… I… You are not supposed to know that… And besides, you don't have any proof!"
At that moment thousands and thousands of photos fell down from the ceiling. House picked one up. House was on it, wearing a wig that looked just like Chase's hair.
"How the hell did you get those photos?" House yelled at the ceiling.
"Why does everybody look up at the ceiling! I'm not up there! That's just where the speakers are." I said annoyed.
House sweat dropped. "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight."
"Anyways, Greg House AKA Donald Duck… He doesn't even like Wilson! He just uses him to help him when he is in trouble." I said.
Wilson ran on stage, crying. "Is that true, House? I thought you were my friend…"
"Errr… Wilson? You're kind of scaring me now…" House said sweat dropping.
Wilson ran of stage again still crying.
"Now you know Greg House AKA Donald Duck doesn't like practicing medicine, hates Cuddy, shaved Chase's hair so he could make a wig of it, loves Cameron and doesn't like Wilson." I said as my voice disappeared.
"HEY! COME BACK WHOEVER YOU ARE! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET! YOU STILL HAVE TO TELL ME WHO YOU ARE" House yelled as he limped of stage, looking for me.
Too bad for him, he won't be able to find me, since he doesn't even know who I am…
So? What did you think? Good? Bad? Cookie? Hmm… Cookie! I'm gonna go get one! Anybody else want one? Yes, (throws cookies at all the readers) here you go!
Please review and give me ideas:).
Next victim is... WILSON! This is going to be fun! -Evil laughter-