I run out of the school.

I gotta get my house prepared, my friend Monika is coming over to chill with me at my pad, and she invited her friend and her friend's boyfriend, who's my best friend, Rivers. I guess we turned this into a double date.

"Damn, you guys gonna slap out or something?" Rivers asked me, funnily.

"I hope, dude..." I responded, in a coy manner.

He handed me a condom.

"What the fuck..." I ask, "...the fuck you get these?"

"Well, me and my ruca over there...", he points to his girlfriend, a girl named Sayori. "we got shit on hard in Rosarito... and South Beach... and Burger King."

"Wait, you popped her cherry?" I asked in sheer curiosity.

In his light Mexican accent, he says, "Yeah, man. See you later, bro."

Then he walks over to meet with Sayori.

She was one of two leaders of the Pinkerton riot at my school. She has coral pink hair with a red bow in it, and she normally wears super fancy gray blazers with a skirt, but today she's in this weird white half-shirt, half-dress thing with white stockings and blue shoes. Rivers, who considers me his best friend except for Sayori, is in what he normally wears: a blue sweater with blue armbands and blue jeans. He's a real blue guy.

I feel someone grab my shoulder.

"Hey, Evan!" Monika greets cheerfully.

"Hey, what's up?"

"Just gonna get home, do stuff..."

She kisses my cheek and runs off.

I'm instantly turned on.

I think people notice my dick is hard as frick.

Wait, did I introduce myself to you, the reader?

I'm Evan. I go to Southlake High School, just south of the LA County border. My best friend is Rivers Sanchez. My crush, I don't want to tell you.

Wait, you wanna know?

Well, if it can be our little secret...

Yeah, it's Monika.

You've ever seen her? She wears super fancy stuff too, but she's cool and funny, and has a white bow in her hair.

(And if we're being brutally honest... she's thick as fuck...)

I get home and in a neurotic state I clean the house. Get everything ready. Fix my room, the kitchen, the living room, the master room, everything.

My parents are conveniently out for the weekend, so they left the pad to me.

They said no parties.

But a little shindig with friends couldn't hurt, right?

The first one to show up was Rivers, at six.

He moved my special red beanbag seat in front of the TV and sat his ass on it.

"Bro, I wanted that seat." I said, dejectedly.

He gets off nicely and sits on my other beanbag.

"Bro, that's for Monika."

"What the hell, man! I just want a beanbag."

"Don't I have a third one?"

His face goes blank for a second, but then he says, "Oh, about that. Three months ago, when I came by, I stole your beanbag and took it home..."

"Dammit, Rivers!"

Rivers, although he's a scrawny guy, who's not that tall, he can pack a punch. I don't think he's ever lost a fight in his life, and he's fought a lot.

He just plops on the pullout couch and turns on the smart TV.

He's about to put on Happy Gilmore, a movie with Adam Sandler, and he remarks, "Hey, dude, me and my girl fucked to this shit!"

"Okay... don't know why I needed to know that..." Monika says as she walks in.

"Oh, damn, sorry..." Rivers apologizes, then the puts on the worst music to ever roam the earth.

Green Day and Sublime.

I grab the remote and change the shit.

Personally, I'm more of a rap guy (even though I'm a white guy). I put on a movie called "Don't Be A Menace to South Central" and brought snacks. Sayori walks in and Rivers greets her. They're acting so extra lovey, Monika sticks her tongue out and looks at me, like, Ugh, what the hell?

I plop down next to her and start watching and eating food.

Monika, all of a sudden, starts holding my hand in the middle of the movie. Cue the hardness again.

Sayori and Rivers fell asleep on each other. They, together, ate about half of our snacks. That included all the sweets and most of the soda.

They fell asleep together in their food coma. How cute.

Eventually the movie ends and I can tell that Monika is getting tired.

"I'm too tired to drive... can I stay over?" she asks.

"Sure."

I go into my room to change into my pajamas, but she barges in.

"Shit, sorry..." she apologizes.

"It's fine."

She turned around to leave.

"Wait!" I blurted.

"What's up?"

I walked over to her and kissed her. At first she seemed confused, but I could tell she liked it.

I pulled away, and in a spur of lovesickness, she pulls me onto my bed and takes off her and my clothes. She giggles, then slow rides me. I rolled on top of her and tried my best. I pushed my dick into her, which felt nice after a bit. It was both of our first times doing this, so we had little idea what to do.

I ended up popping her cherry, which doesn't help the quiet factor.

She's moaning so loud right now. She's wearing nothing, just her white bow and black stockings. I grab her hips and use that as a leverage point, which also didn't help the quiet factor. At all.

It didn't last long. I came in her (I was wearing a condom, people), and she was laying there, naked, panting, in a stretched position.

Then we fell asleep.

But not after I heard moans from the living room.

Rivers can be so weird sometimes.

I woke up to Monika, her green eyes staring directly at me.

"Hey, you finally woke up!" she whispers playfully.

She puts on her clothes again, and when I step into the kitchen, Rivers is cooking food and Sayori has Sublime playing on the TV.

"I made waffles." he announces.

We all sit down and eat waffles. They're so good, pressed with strawberries and served with lemonade. We all pack up and go to school.

I walk with Monika.

"Hey, do you wanna come to Literature Club? It's fun!" Monika asks with a smile on her face.

"I'm not sure..." I mutter.

"Well, think about it!" she says as she runs off.