Parody I
Parody of Land Of Confusion by Genesis
I must now be right in Peach Creek
I'm haunted by the lacking of peace
Because of about thirteen kids
Whose quirk just won't ever cease
Now heed their words when some kids say
The Kanker sisters are unsafe
But so is Sarah, who's though small in height
Will beat you up in a fight
And she's only ten
Jimmy appears nine
Although they are not the ones
Who are the weirdest kids around
That would be three boys called Ed Edd and Eddy
This cul-de-sac is crazy
When you don't count Nazz or Kevin
Each day their lives just phase free
That's why that place isn't worth living
Ooh, Double D what's with your hat?
What's concealed within your head's back?
Mohawk or gills?
I don't think so
Perhaps you're just bald like Fat Joe
Eddy looks nine
Acts like he's eight
Just to obtain jawbreakers
But most of his scams don't work at all
As for Ed, his words cause so much confusion
Johnny's a kid whose hair's thin
And his friend is Plank who's wooden
Rolf's just someone who's trying
To understand the world he's moved in
I recall when it first showed
Ooh, in 1999
The Ed's were not so bright
Yet out of sight
And I never stopped laughing
As I watched each night
(Ed: Yum! Buttered Toast!)
So screw that yellow sponge named Bob
This show kicks the crap off talking cods
I'd rather be with more obsessed
The modern Three Stooges
So lookout Ben Ten
Bye Cow and Chicken
Scram The Fairly Oddparents
You all will never match the success
Of my favorite show called Ed Edd and Eddy
This kid's pink and has three hairs
And this kid's hat he always wears
This kid's yellow and quite dumb
Yet their adventures are random fun
A cul-de-sac they live in
And yet their names easily came by
Let's hope we'll soon find out what
The Eds will try to do next time