I DON'T KNOW HOW I CAME UP WITH THIS, SINCE I WAS LYING IN BED THE WHOLE WEEK BECAUSE I WAS SICK. BUT HERE IT IS. IT'S MY FIRST ONESHOT, SO I HOPE IT'S NOT TO BAD.

HOPE YOU LIKE IT. YULLEN, THAT'S BOY/BOY, DON'T LIKE DON'T READ.

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MIDDAY SCHOOL HOUR

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"Itaii! Don't put you hands there!"

The whole student body of Black High froze at the voice. It had been a peaceful so far, first period went fine, followed by second and third. But then came fourth period. The fourth class started out like it normally does, like as do other periods. The principal had already given out the usual news, always at the mornings unless it called for a great emergency.

So why was the intercom on? And that voice everybody just heard was clearly no Kumoi Lee's, the principal of Black High.

"Ba-baKanda! That hurts you jerk!" Clearly not Kumoi Lee.

Lenalee Lee, younger sibling of Kumoi Lee, just happened to be a student at Black High. She imidiately recorgnized the soft and childish voice of her best friend, Allen Walker. Along with her senior class was Lavi Bookman. He too recorgnized the voice on the spot. Well, so did the rest of the student body.

"Allen-kun?" The whole school started to buzz. Why was Allen's voice coming from the intercom. Why did he sound so....erot-

A sexy and husky grunt was heard. "Shut up you stupid Moyashi! This isn't easy for me either!" Slightly heavy breathing was heard. Everyone knew who's voice that belonged to; the one and only, Yuu Kanda.

Heavy brething were heard along with a few hot grunts a silent whimpers. "K-kanda! Th-that's cold!" The students could already tell what was happening. The teachers could tell what was happening. Everybody was to in tune with what they knew what was happening that nobody could move. No teacher made a move too the office to stop the two. No student bothered to talk to each other like they always did.

Everybody blushed at the thought. The two hottest/cutest student of Black High were making sweet love.

The girls blushed and were inwardly letting their inner fangirls run wild. The boys, either straight or gay, blushed at the mental image of the two. Allen was one of the cutest kids there and every girl (and boy I supposed) wanted to claim him because of his super cute air of innocent. And for Kanda, well, everybody wanted him. His super lean and toned body turned anybody on, so I guess no boy was completely straight.

"D-do you really have to use that?" 'That', as everybody guessed was the slippery oil that was going to be used to-

"Shut up and just put it in!" 'It'. Everybody, even the teacher, blushed at the thought. Kanda was going to enter Allen Walker, his most hated, but apperently not, rival. Another grunt was heard. "D-damn Moyashi, I can't put it in if you keep covering up!"

"But it'll hurt! I know it will cause you're not the most gentlest person around you know!"

"Shut up! If you didn't want me to do it, you should have asked that stupid rabbit!"

Everybody turned to the red head diva. Lenalee gave him a look, a fangirl look. He could imediately could tell what everybody was thinking.

'You did it with Allen Walker, Lavi?'

"No! I did not do it with Moyashi-chan! Don't look at me like that Lenalee, not you to?!"

Lenalee turned her head away with a heavy blush. Of course, Lavi had Tyki Mikk! Why would he do anything with Allen? How silly of her.

"Itaai!! No! Stop it Kanda! Kanda! Kanda! YUU!!" Allen's cute sobs was heard through out Black High. After the sobs came the cute whimpers. Half of the boys had blood rushing everywhere. Up..........and down, if you know what I mean.

"Che, y-you're such a whi-whimp Moyashi..." Kand sounded tired, and well, everybody knew why. "Fuck, look at all these damn marks you left me! How the hell am I suppose to get rid of these?"

Hickeys. Allen Walker gave the great Kanda Yuu hickeys? Woah, both boys and girls thought, being turned on more.

"Well what about my legs!? Look at all the marks you left 'there'! And my chest too!" Oh they could only imagine what Kanda had done to Allen. "And I bet I won't be able to sit on my ass for a week because of you! Why do you have to be so rough all the time?"

"Che! It's all your fault, I'm not the one who suggested to did it in the first place. I warned you that you'd get hurt too!" Allen was the one who came to Kanda? Wow, nobody knew Allen would do such a brave thing.

"Well- well, Arghh! That's it, as soon as I'm better, were going to round two!"

"Fine! Prepare to beg for my forgiveness you damn Moyashi!"

The thought of Allen screaming Kanda's name made every boy cross their legs. From what they heard earlier, Allen sounded so innocent yet erotic screaming Kanda's name, both Kanda and Yuu.

"You be-"

The bell rang.

It was time for lunch.

"Yay! Time for lunch!" The Brit cheered for joy.

A annoyed grunt was heard. "Damn gluttony."

Everybody felt weak in their knees and fell to the floor.

Kanda felt annoyed on how the beansprout had challenged him to a match today. The short brit managed to put up a good fight, but not good enough for the Japansese teen. Everything was going like it usuallly does, until they stepped on a old brigde. Being the two of them, they didn't realized it until they were falling.

He and Allen had managed to find their way back to school and to the nurse's office, but she wasn't there. Damn her! So Kanda lead Allen to the only place he knew had a first aid kit, Kumoi's office.

The damn Moyashi said he didn't want to bother his little bratty friends so he would rather have Kanda fix him up. Unfortunately, Kanda wasn't the gentlest person around. Up to the beating Allen and leaving him bruised up, the rough bandaging, disguisting blood healing medicine and the dissinfecting alchol, Allen was messed up bad.

Of course Allen had managed to get Kanda a few times too. He had been jabbed a few (and might I say hard) times on his chest, close to his lungs, which left it harder for him to breath for the moment and such.

Oh well, they'll both heal and sooner or later, round two shall begin.

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