Swimming Lessons

This is the story of a young boy named Uzamaki Naruto (Naruto Uzamaki). Today, young Naruto will take some swimming lessons from a Water Villiage Ninja, who he doesn't know is actually the rouge Water-Villiage Ninja Zabuza Momochi, at the local pond. Naruto, a regular early bird, arrives at the pond at 8 o'clock sharp. He arrives to find that Zabuza has not yet arrived. Now let our story begin:

Naruto: Aw man...my swimming instructor isn't here, he better get here fast or i'll kill him, BELEIVE IT!!!!

Zabuza arrives, catching Naruto unawares

Zabuza: Well, well, well..I beleive we've met before, eh??

Naruto: But, but...you d-..died!!!!

Zabuza: Thats what everyone thought...you see, that was actually one of my clones. I used Shadow Clone jutsu when no one was looking, and made hasty my escape.

Naruto: AND YOU LEFT HAKU THERE TO DIE!?!

Zabuza: No..she was already dead, and besides, he was only my servant...he lived as a servant, and died as a servant.

Naruto: Thats it Zabuza...you're going down, BELEIVE IT!!!!

Zabuza: Hehehehehe...I'd like to see you try Naruto, I'd like to see you try.

Zabuza slowly draws his sword, twirling it around his head and crackling with laughter...meanwhile, Naruto is making some rapid hand signs...

Naruto: SECRET ART-SHADOW CLONE JUSTU!!!!!!

Suddenly, several clouds of white smoke appear beside Naruto..when the smoke clears, it reveals several exact copies of Naruto, in the flesh..each grasping a Kunai dagger in it's right hand.

Zabuza: Such a weak Jutsu cannot defeat me fool!!!!

Naruto: I'm not done yet Zabuza!!!!

Suddenly makes some rapid hand signs, his hands just a blur...

Naruto: SECRET ART: HARREM(Sexy) JUTSU!!!!!!

The clones standing beside naruto dissapear in puffs of white smoke, and, as quick as they vanished, appear the same number of nude girl-versions of Naruto with clouds surronding their...um...sensitive places...

Naruto: Now come and get me, big boy!!!!

Zabuza, his nose-bleeding and eyes watering, is rocketed backward, landing on his back and hitting the ground with a loud THUMP

Zabuza: O-...o-...oh my god!!!!

Suddenly, only Naruto, in his regular form, is standing next to the fallen Zabuza...

Naruto: Now you realize, don't you, Zabuza...that i mean buisness, BELEIVE IT!!!!

Zabuza, recovering from the..um...case sensitive blow that he took just a second ago, bounds up onto his feet..

Zabuza: I'm not finished with you Naruto...not just yet!!!

Jumps into the trees, and in a second, he has dissapeared from veiw...far away from Kohona Village...

Naruto: Thats what you get when you mess with Kohona Village's #1 knuckle-headed-hyper-active-ninja Zabuza...and never come back!!!!!

Naruto, feeling good about himself, strips down to his boxers and plunges into the lake...

Naruto: Oh no...I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM!!!!!!

Naruto, sinks to the bottom of the lake, where he gets hooked on a old, rusted anchor...and, well, he drowns

This is the end of Kohona Village's #1 knuckle-headed-hyper-active-ninja D:

The End!!!