Disclaimer: I do not own bleach, I am worthless. I do have bleach collectable cards though…

Kurosaki Ichigo waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were hollows in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to CommanderYamamoto Genryuusai were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Ichigo was a substitute shinigami for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the shinigami and he said to dad "I want to be on the space daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY HOLLOWS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the Karakurabase of the Gotei 13 he knew there were hollows.
"This is Yamamoto" the radio crackered. "You must fight the hollows!"
So Ichigo gotted his Zangetsu and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the hollows
"I will shoot at him" said the gillian and he fired the cero blasts. Ichigo roared at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the hollows" he shouted
The radio said "No, Ichigo. You are the hollows"
And then Ichigo was a pedophile.