Over The Hedge 2 The Hedge War

A/N: I do not own Over the Hedge. DreamWorks owns it. This story will contain a lot of foul language in later chapters, graphic war and death scenes in later chapters. Those that do not wish to read such things turn back now and do not complain about this story being to violent and disgusting. If you read this story pleas R&R. Thank you for reading this story and I hope you enjoy it.


Another day in the lives of the Hedgeis was passing like normal. RJ was bringing food to the log, Hammy was eating a box of cookies, Stella was out with Tiger, Spike, Quillo, and Bucky were playing The Matrix after they saw the movie, Vern, Penny, and Lue were watching the kids to make sure nothing happened to them, and Ozzie was showing Heather how to play dead. RJ through a bag of chips into the log and sighed. "Man, it seems like nothing big happens any more since the whole Vincent and human incident." RJ said aloud to him self. "That's a good thing, you know?" Came Vern's voice from behind him. RJ turns around and says "Not really. The same old, same old just doesn't work with me and I don't want to leave you guys. " "Some thing will happen that's interesting . I just hope it wont be anything to dangerous." "It's been eight weeks since anything interesting happened." RJ said walking over to his little TV area. "RJ," Vern started and walked along side RJ. "you can't expect some thing to happen out of the blue." "I know." RJ said sitting in his chain. Vern sighed wishing he could help RJ. Vern walked away hoping RJ would find some way to be happy. RJ watched Vern walk away when he was out of he turned on the TV when he did a piece of a newspaper came floating down and lading in his lap. RJ looked at the newspaper and picked it up to see a small article saying that the small forest area in El Rancho Camelot was going into development tomorrow. RJ went wide eyed while reading the article. "Oh no." RJ whispered to him self.

"Okay, Okay you three time for a bath." Lue said to his three kids walking up to them. "But dad we were about to defeat agent Smith." Spike protested and pointing to Quillo. "Yeah dad." Bucky said backing up Spike. "You can do that after your bath. I'm sure he'll still be around." "Okay." Spike said walking to the bath pond with Bucky and Quillo close behind. "You sure are good with those three." Penny said walking up to her husband. "You're the one that's good with them with all that patients you got." "Well you can persuade them easy, Lue." Vern said walking up to the porcupines. "Yeah, but thanks for watching the kids with us there, Vern." Lue said being polite. "Nothing big, just doing a friend a favor." Vern said with a smile. "VERN!" Came RJ's voice from the right. "RJ what is it, is there some thing wrong.?" Vern asked worried. RJ ran up to him out of breath. "Read... this." RJ said holding out the article. Vern Read the paper and became frightened. "This can't be." Vern said in a low, scared voice. "Vern what is it?" Lue asked. Vern turned to him and Penny not quite how to tell them that there home was going to be destroyed. "Vern?" Lue said with worry in his eyes and voice. "Well," Vern started. "we might have to move." Lue and Penny gasped in shocked. "What for, why do we have to move?" Penny asked. "There turning this place into more homes for the humans." RJ said with the his breath back. "We have to tell the others." Lue said. "Let's gather everyone at the log." Vern said and running off to find some one. Penny and Lue ran off to retrieve there kids. RJ ran to the log knowing Hammy was there.

Coming up to the log RJ saw Hammy shoving a cookie into his mouth. "Hammy." RJ said running up to him. Hammy looked up at RJ running to him and said "Oh, hey RJ what's new?" Hammy asked when RJ stopped in front of him. "Hammy start putting the food in the wagon and cooler." RJ said breathing hard. "Why?" Hammy asked confused. "Just do it Hammy." RJ said running off. "I wonder what's going on?" Hammy asked himself while getting the red wagon.

While Vern was running he saw Ozzie and Heather having a conversation by a tree. "Okay, Heather lets try it again, but with more emotion." Ozzie said coaching his daughter on how to properly play dead. "Okay, dad." Heather said with a sigh after. Before Heather could start Vern came running up to them. "Oh, hey Vern, come to see the practice?" Ozzie asked as Vern ran to them. "No, I'm not here for that. I need you and Heather to go to the log for an announcement." Vern said a little out of breath. "Is it important because..." Ozzie started but was stopped by Vern "Yes, it's very important. Now just go." Vern said and ran off to find someone else. Ozzie watched Vern run off with confusion all over his face. "Dad, should we go?" Heather asked her father. "Uh..." Ozzie looked down at his daughter and smiled. "Yeah lets get to the log." Ozzie said putting his arm around his daughter and pushed her forward but only a little. When Ozzie and Heather came to the log Hammy was putting the last of the food in the wagon. "Hammy what are you doing with the food?" Ozzie asked walking up to Hammy after he climbed down from the mountain of food. "I don't know, RJ told me to do it." Hammy said taking a cookie from one of the open boxes in the wagon. "That's strange." Ozzie said in deep thought.

As Penny and Lue came to the bath pond the boys were playing The Matrix again. "Bucky, Quillo, Spike come on we have to get to the log." Lue said as he reached the waters edge. "Ahhh..." The boys said together. "What for?" Spike asked as they came to his parents. "We'll tell you when we get back to the log, alright?" Penny said. "Alright." Spike said. The family walked to the log with little trouble from the boys.

Stella and Tiger came walking up to the log Ozzie, Heather, and Hammy were standing by the wagon of food. "What's going on here?" Stella asked as she came to the group. "We're waiting for an announcement from Vern." Ozzie explained. "About what?" Stella asked. "We don't know. You want to wait with us?" Ozzie asked. "Sure why not. Come on Tiger." Stella said and leaned against the wagon. "Yes, my love." Tiger said and stood next to Stella.

Not to long did Porcupine family come to the wagon. Vern came after they did followed closely by RJ. "Okay, so what's going on here?" Stella said as RJ came up to the group. "Okay every one this isn't going to be easy to say." RJ said and stopped to think a little. "Well... it's... I'll just come out with it; We're going to have to move."


I hope you enjoyed Chapter one. Pleas R&R. Flames are welcom so I can laugh at them.