Fast times at Jack Sparrow's Coconut Milk Swimming Pool.
On Saturday and Sunday nights, if you where to lean in close and listen to the whispers of passerby's, you would most likely hear: "Hurry, we'll be late"
You're probably wondering why yes? Maybe you're not wondering why- maybe your wondering if a fly without wings would be called a "walk". Regardless if you're wondering why or not, I'm going to tell you why- because I'm the one telling this story- and you know what I don't appreciate you wondering such a silly thing while I'm just beginning to tell you a story.
I mean, that first bit was pretty enticing right? How in the third world did you let your mind wander to a stupid question about a fly? You have ADD or something?
Okay well, ADD or not- I'm going on with the story so remove all shiny objects and things that go 'beep' when you squeeze them out of the room. Thank you.
Ahem.
The crowds, no matter how straight laced or proper would all flock like pigeons to a bread factory on these Saturday and Sunday nights- and where was the metaphorical bread factory?
At none other than Jack Sparrow's Coconut Milk Swimming Pool (TM) or as it was know amongst the big shots: JSCMSP or jusscoomspp among the big big shots or as they where known to the big big big shots: BBS or beebeessss to the big big big big-
alright you know what- this could go on for a while- so let's just skip ahead a bit yeah?
Jack Sparrow's Coconut Milk Swimming Pool, was exactly what it's name suggested, a large swimming pool filled to the deep end with coconut milk (wild eh?) but the pool itself was not the attraction- in fact there where very few souls brave enough to tread the pearly white waters- we'll go into that later.
No, the main attraction was the stellar collection of rum from all over the world (!), the belly dancers (?), the mariachi band (??) and of course the pleasure of being in the company of the world's most famous pirate (???): Captain Jack Sparrow.
Alright people, we'll call that the prologue to a story that has more potential than Great Expectations. Now click the submit review button and go from there- if you don't- we're going to have problems.
Ahem.
Thank you for reading and stay tuned boys and girls.