Top 25 Things I Did Get On Kamino!
By: CT - 44-1736648
25. 3 Million independent hypotheses as to how to kill a plot bunny! (That's if you can catch it first!)
24. Plot bunnies and Wookies both taste the same with ketchup.
23. Sith taste like chicken!
22. More rice than any creature in the Star Wars Universe should ever have to consume!
21. Lots of practice swimming.
20. White armor? (Slap a bull's eye on me and call me dead!)
19. White armor that I can't sit down in! (Come on Jango how hard could that have been; we're all clones of you - dude!)
18. But than again; the theory is that there was something anatomically wrong with Jango Fett to begin with! (Maybe he could sit comfortably in that armor?)
17. 101 theories as to why Jango Fett wanted to be cloned in the fist place.
16. More "...lets" than any naturally born multiple could ever dream of. (Just call us the miltuplets.)
15. Men's size 12 feet at five years old. (We're kind of like puppies you know.)
14. One year, two months, twenty nine days, four hours, eleven minutes and 2.6 seconds of excruciating adolescent torment. (Most humans take 2.5 years to go through puberty.)
13. Six months of acne hell!
12. A voice that changed literally overnight!
11. Having to shave twice a day. (I go through accelerated growth; so does my five o'clock shadow!)
10. P.E. (Another accelerated timing issue!)
9. E.D. ( " " )
8. Having precise knowledge of what this entire army looks like in the nude.
7. Images I don't want in my head!
6. Endless jokes about blasters that fire blanks, fire too soon, fire too late, don't fire at all; yada yada yoda! (You get the picture.)
5. How to deal with clones who have issues.
4.(And you all thought Jedi had issues!)
3. Jedi do have issues!
2. A lot of the same old proverbial stinky stuff; different day.
1. A "social security" number!