WWF: Alone in the dark

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This is probobly a bit derranged.... ah well. enjoy.

Part 1- Where the hell are we?

Some of our 'favorite' WWF superstars are looking for a hotel to stay the night in a cold dark street somewhere in canada....

The Rock: So.....this is all VERY amusing, jabronies, but what did you REALLY do with the people's wallet?
Jeff Hardy: Uh....you go Matt.
Matt Hardy: Why thankyou, Jeff. Like we said, Rocky old buddy old pal, we knida, uh, dropped it down a pot hole.
Rock: Hahahaha....hilarious. WHERE IS IT JABRONI?!?
Jeff:(breaking down crying) WE TOLD YOU!!!!!
Rock: ......you were being serious? Now how do you suppose The Rock will get his beauty sleep if The Rock can't afford a hotel? Well?
Jeff: I think-
Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!
Jeff: No, I think-
Austin: WHAT?!?
Rock:.....and where in the blue hell did YOU come from?
Kurt Angle: Stevey and I were out in pursuit of milk retailers!
Matt: You were milk shopping? Austin was shopping for milk?
Austin: WHAT?!? We were beer shopping, jackass!
Kurt: No....we were milk shopping.
Jeff: I THINK-
Rock: Quit flapping your gums! Can't you jabronies see it's getting dark?
Matt: Maybe we should have stayed at the arena like all the other-
Jeff: LET ME SPEAK, DAMMIT!!
Matt: You don't have to be like that.
Jeff: I THINK- (pauses for interruption)-that seeing as we-
Matt:-you
Jeff:...I...dropped the Rock's wallet down a pot hole then we...I...should pay for The Rock's hotel room.
Rock: Well why didn't you say so sooner, jabroni??
Jeff: I tried, but-
Matt: Okay Jeff, stop yapping and get out your wallet.
Jeff: Uh...about that...
Matt: *sighs* Okay, give me my wallet. (Jeff looks blank) .....You know, you asked to carry it earlier? And I agreed, against my better judgment?
Jeff: Uh...what did it look like again?
Matt: It's black and leather.
Jeff: Uh...and wet and slimy?
Matt:.....no
Jeff: Well I think it is now...
Matt: ......Jeff?
Jeff: But I wanted to see if it could float on the river!
Matt: JEFF!!!
Jericho: My my, what a collection of ass clowns we have here. Could any of you clever individuals lend me and Molly some cash?
Rock: WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH....you and Molly?
Molly: Gee but Chris told me that there was something super important to show me in the honeymoon suite of this hotel!
Kurt: Arn't you supposed to be mighty Molly?
Molly: Yeah...but that's just a gimmick you know guys. We don't have to use those out of work.
Angle: True...Damn True. Do you want to see my gold medal?
Jericho: WOULD YOU PLEASE-
Austin: WHAT?
Jerico: WOULD YOU-
Austin: What?
Jericho: Jackass.
Austin: WHAT?!?
Molly: Forget I spoke.
Jericho: ANYWAY...lend us some dosh anyone?
Austin: NO WAY SONNY! I spent it all on beer!!
Angle: (dreamy) And milk...
Rock: Well The Rock's broke...(glares at Jeff)
Matt: So am I (glares at Jeff)
Jeff: ME TOO! (glares at Angle)
Kurt: HEY! What are you glaring at me for?
Molly: Golly...it's gotten real dark real quick!
Jeff: Ooooh...we're in Canada you know...any kind of strange creature could be out there!
Jericho: Hey!!
Jeff: (looks in terror at Jericho) THERE'S ONE NOW!! (clings to Matt)
Matt: GET OFF JEFF! Don't worry there's nothing out there...we're just lost in a dark street in an unfamiliar Canadian city...full of strange noises and monsters...scared yet?
Kurt: ....sniff....no....(something in the dark clanks loudly)
Kurt: EEEEEEK! (Grabs onto the Rock)
Rock: GET OFF THE ROCK YOU LITTLE PIECE OF MONKEY CRAP!!
Kurt:I'm so scared...sniff...hold me mommy.
Rock: The Rock is so NOT you're mommy! Get off the people's arm!
Kurt: But...
Jericho: Look, there is absolutley nothing here you ass- (something hisses in the dark and Jericho feels something horrible and slimy touch his ankle)
Jericho: EEEEEEEK! (Jericho grabs The Rock)
Kurt and Jeff: EEEEEEEEEK! (they grab onto The Rock as well)
Jeff: Kurt: MOMMY!!
Rock: WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING THE ROCK THEIR MOMMY?!?
Matt: I wonder...
Austin: WHAT?
Matt: Yeah...WHAT on earth are you all screaming about?
Kurt: uh....
Jeff: I was just screaming 'cos everyone else was!
Jericho: Something nasty and skanky touched my ankle!
Matt: WOAH! We should think about getting out of here. Let's phone for a cab....hey, I can't find my phone!
Rock: Jabroni...hey, where's the Rock's cellphone?
Molly: Golly gosh I'll do it myself...oh no! Mines missing too!
Kurt: I bet Jericho stole them all!
Jericho: Hey, mine's missing too, okay?
Austin: WHAT?!? WHO STOLE STONE COLD'S CELLPHONE??
Jericho: It was the Rock!
Rock: No! It was Austin!
Austin: WHAT? It was-
Jeff: Did I ever tell you guys how fun it is to take people's cell phones when they arn't looking and post them through letter boxes?
All:.........JEFF!!!
Jeff: What?
Austin:WHAT?!?
Jeff: No really, I don't know what you're all mad about. Did I miss something?
Matt: No, Jeff, just go stand over there while we look for a phone box.
Kurt: Phone box? Are you joking? This is Canada, remember?
Jericho: LEAVE CANADA ALONE!!
Molly: Golly, I wonderd why there wasn't any street lights.
Jericho: Grrrrr.
Matt: Let's make our way back to the arena and we can stay there untill tomorrow's show.
(They all make their way slowley along trying not to trip up,and after about a minute Jericho sudenly stops and Jeff walks into him)
Jeff: EEEEEEEEK!
Kurt: EEEEEEEEEEK!
Rock: EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
Molly: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
Austin: Shaddup y'all!
Rock: AND STOP GRABBING ONTO THE ROCK HE IS NOT YOU MOMMY!
Jericho: Listen ass clowns...I say that if we want to make it back to the arena in time for Smackdown tommorow then we gotta wok as a team....Kurt are you crying?
Kurt: *sniff*....no....
Jericho *sighs* And in the spirit of teamwork I say that I should be the one to lead us outta this!
Austin: NO WAY SON I'M YOUR LEADER AND THAT'S THE BOTTEM LINE 'COS STONE COLD SAYS SO!
Rock: The Rock should be your leader!
Jericho: NO!! ME!!
Austin: JACKASS!
Rock: IF YA SMEEELLLLLLL-
Angle: THEN TAKE A SHOWER!
All: SHUT IT!!
Angle: I'm so smart...I should be the leader!
Matt: We should get this sorted out...okay...everyone who thinks Jericho should be the leader raise your hand...(Jericho and Molly raise their hand which is dumb thing to do because no-one can see them in the dark)
Jeff: Ooh ohh I'll count! Votes for Jericho...none.
Jericho: NONE?!?
Jeff: I can't see anyone's hand raised...
Jericho: YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING BIMBO!
Molly: Stop being such a poor loser jericho.
Jeff: Bimbo?
Matt: Who votes for...Austin?
Jeff: No-one
Matt: Rock?
Jeff: No-one.
Rock: Why you little-
okay: Votes for Angle?
Jeff: No-one...
Matt:No-one? So no votes for anyone? This is getting us far...
Jeff: Wait! Who votes for-ME? Everyone? Really? I'm soooo flatterd!
Austin: WHAT?!? You Jackass!
Rock: Jabroni!!
Jericho: Ass clown!
Kurt:uh....yipi kai ae?
Jericho: Stylish insulting technique milk man.
Rock: What was that sound?
Kurt: I always wanted to be a milk man...
Rock: LISTEN!!
Kurt: Of course after I went to the dairy on work experience and drank all the milk they put a restraining order on me...
Rock: SHUT IT!! (clamps a hand over Kurt's mouth)
Kurt: Mrf mrf mrf!
Molly: Gee golly gosh but I can hear something!
RVD: Hey.
Angle, Rock, Jeff, Matt, Jericho and Molly: EEEEEEEEK!!
Austin: Jackass.
Rock: What are you doing here you little jabroni?
RVD: Hey, I'm cool.
Matt: No why are you here?
RVD: It's cool.
Molly: I think that's all we're gonna get...
Rock: Jabroni author...can't be botherd to think up a reason for him being in this story.
(Ahem. He's right you know)
Jericho: Thanks for scaring us, I mean them, ass clown.
(Jericho swings his fist at RVD an hits the wall instead.)
Jericho: Ow.
RVD: Cool.
All: SHUT UP!!

END OF PART ONE. More soon. If I feel like it.