Yo people, this is basically Tmntified fairy tales! If you have any fairy tales then I can try to make a TMNT version of it! This is just for fun and it's sort of cute I guess….
April O'Neil & the Three Dwarves
Once upon a time a young red headed girl was walking in the woods with the huntsman, Dogpound. Her name was April O'Neil and she was the princess of a kingdom and lived with her stepfather and her stepsister, Karai. April did not know that Karai was jealous of her and that she was ordering Dogpound to kill her.
The two walked further and further into the woods, it soon began to get dark and the princess grew worried.
"We should turn back." April told Dogpound.
Dogpound tightened his grip around her wrist and she looked into his eyes to see that he was crying. Dogpound, the fearless huntsman was crying, how could that be and why?!
"I am so sorry April." He whimpered.
"What have you done? Why are you sad?" April asked sacredly.
"Your sister Karai has ordered me to kill you."
April tried to pull her hand away from Dogpound but it was no use.
"Can't you just say I died? Couldn't you let me escape?"
Dogpound shook his head sadly and explained that Karai also wanted April O'Neil's heart as proof of her death. April wracked her brain for a solution and told Dogpound that he should cut out a pig's heart and present it to Karai as April's heart. Dogpound agreed to follow the princess's plan and her let her escape. April ran into the forest, it was now night and she could hear the howls of wild beasts and hoots of nocturnal raptors. She ran blindly into the dark woods and eventually fell asleep at the base of a tree.
As the princess was asleep three dwarves walked home from working in the mines. The eldest dwarves name was Leonardo and he wore a blue shirt with white pants, the second oldest was Raphael he wore a red shirt and brown pants and the youngest was Michelangelo who wore an orange shirt and green pants. They walked towards their little cabin in a line but then Raph saw something.
"Hey guys, do you see that?" He asked his brothers.
"See what, a pink platypus puking rainbows and candy?" Mikey asked.
"NO you moron!" Raph yelled. "Look over by that tree."
Raphael pointed towards a big oak tree and at the base of it was a sleeping girl with red hair wearing a yellow dress. The three dwarves circled around her.
"Who is she?" Leo asked in awe.
"It Gretel!" Mikey exclaimed. Michelangelo wasn't exactly the smartest of the dwarves.
Raph hit the back of Mikey's head and yelled. "You moron, that's a different story and Gretel was with her brother."
"Oh."
"Do you think she's dead?" Leo asked.
Suddenly the girl began to stir and she awoke. She yawned and rubbed her eyes and then she realized the dwarves who were watching her.
"Who are you?" She gasped.
"I'm Michelangelo!" One dwarf grinned.
"Raphael." The other waved.
"And I'm Leonardo, who are you?"
"My name is April O'Neil and I'm running away from my sister Karai, she had tried to kill me."
"Well, maybe you could stay with us." Mikey said.
April's eyes sparkled with happiness; she really didn't want to spend another night in the woods with all the animals. Leonardo didn't want to disappoint the young princess and either way the woods were not a good place for a girl to live so he said that she could live with them. The dwarves then led April O'Neil to their little cottage in the woods.
Meanwhile Dogpound was presenting the pig heart to princess Karai while hoping she thought it was her stepsister's heart. Karai held the smooshy red organ in her hands and studied it then suddenly she threw it at Dogpound.
"You fool!" She screamed. "This is not April O'Neil's heart, this is a pig heart! Where is she you worthless mutt?!"
"She ran away into the woods, surely she is dead though, there are wolves, bears and many other unpleasant beasts out there." Dogpound whimpered.
"We shall see." Karai muttered as she looked into her mirror
"Mirror, mirror." She chanted evilly. "Where is April O'Neil now?"
Karai's reflection grew blurry and then replacing it was a little stone cottage in a forest. Clovers surrounded the house and some vines grew on it but it looked very cozy.
Karai grew enraged that her stepsister was still alive, she yelled at the huntsmen and called many things. She decided that she would have to take things into her own hands.
The next day at the cottage April cleaned up after the dwarf's breakfast unaware of what Karai knew. After she was done cleaning the dwarfs pestered her about what chores needed to be done while they worked but eventually she shooed them away.
"April." Leonardo said before leaving.
"Yes?" She sighed thinking he'd give her yet another job.
"Don't open the door to anyone but us and don't talk to strangers."
"I won't." she promised. "You know how the old saying goes, stranger danger."
Leonardo smiled and said goodbye before joining his two younger brothers. When the dwarfs left April set to work she cleaned the dishes, sweeped the floor, dusted the house, raked the yard and even did the laundry. When she was finally done with the thousand chores the dwarfs had given her she sat down by a window and sighed. In the chair she heard a voice so she looked outside to see a little old lady with boxes of pizza yelling pizza for sale, pizza for sale.
Oh, April thought as the aroma of warm food beckoned to her, I haven't had pizza in such a long time.
"Old woman, old woman!" She called forgetting all about Leonardo's warnings.
"Me?" The old lady asked.
"Yes you, you are the only old lady I see here." April replied.
The old lady came to the window and coughed. "You are such a pretty gal; might I have a glass of water?"
April O'Neil let the lady in and handed her a cup of cold water after the old lady finished the drink she said. "You are as kind as you are pretty, as an example of my gratitude you can have a piece of pizza for free."
"Thank you." April replied as the woman reached into a box and handed her a steaming piece of cheesy cheese pizza.
April O'Neil's taste buds watered and she took a big bite into the pizza, at first it was delicious but then it began to taste sour and yucky. April found herself not able to speak and she had trouble breathing, everything went black.
The old lady cackled and threw her wig off revealing that she really was Karai.
"I am finally the best kunoichi!" She yelled as she left the cottage. "Hahahahaha!"
The dwarfs returned home to find April O'Neil lying on the ground, they rushed towards her.
"Is she dead?" Raphael asked.
Leonardo felt her pulse but it didn't beat and her skin was pale, he nodded sadly.
"We must cry then, in times like this we cry." Michelangelo whined.
"No, April O'Neil wouldn't want us to cry." Leonardo replied.
"Then what do we do?" Raphael asked.
"We'll go put her in the mountains so we can see her everyday and so that the birds can sing to her."
"That's a good idea, can we cry now?" Michelangelo asked.
Leonardo nodded and the three began to sob.
Prince Donatello walked into the cave exhaustedly, he had been hunting a white stag but he had not yet managed to catch it. He sat on a rock hoping there would be no bats in the cave. As he placed his pack on the ground he saw a stone table with a red haired girl on it wearing the most beautiful white silk dress ever.
Wow he thought I am thinking there are bats in this cave when instead there is an angel.
Donatello walked to the girl and saw how pale she was, was she dead? Worriedly he shook her gently, she didn't stir, he shook her again yet she did not wake. He stared at her miserably, why did he have to fall in love with a dead woman? He tried to wake her one more time even though he knew that she would probably not awake for death is unreversable. This time though when she shook him she coughed and sputtered and eventually spat something out.
"Oh my lady you are alive!" Prince Donatello cheered as he helped her off of the stone table.
"Who are you?" April asked.
"I am Prince Donatello." He replied. "What is your name?"
"I am Princess April O'Neil and I was dead, I think….or at least a bite of pizza got lodged in my throat."
"April O'Neil will you marry me?" Prince Donatello asked.
"Oh, I don't know what to say." She replied shocked.
Then Leonardo, Raphael and Michelangelo lumbered into the cave and then they saw April O'Neil. They raced towards her yelling April your alive! They all hugged her and told her how much they had missed her.
"So, will you marry me?" The prince asked after the dwarfs calmed down.
"I will." April replied.
So that's the end and yes I know real marriage does not work out that way but it's a fairy tale so don't be a hater be a believer! You can ask me to do certain fairy tales and I will try. By the way I thank my theater teacher because some of these parts are from my Snow White play, I was a dwarf which is a bit funny because I'm 5 ft 3 in and that's tall for 12.
By the way I also have a book called Dover a Werewolf [YODA: Read you must in order not to go to the dark side] [SHREDDER: Join the dark side, we have cookies!] {ME: I like cookies}