AN: Alrighty, this is a song remake that was written by one of my best friends, Darcy, because we both have a strange, disturbing fascination with Wicked songs, Twilight, and randomness!!!!! Yays! Here is What Is This Feeling- Twilight style!!! Cheering in the background
E Edward
J Jacob
B Both
C Cullens
What Is This Feeling
E: Dearest, darling, Esme and Carlisle,
J:My dear Dad,
B: There's been some confusion over fighting here in Forks….
J: But, of course, I'll care for the pack!
E: But, of course, I'll rise above it!
B: For I know that's how you'd want me to respond.
Yes. There's been some confusion
For you see, my roommate is…..
E: Unusually and exceedingly peculiar, and altogether hard to describe…
J: A vampire.
E: What is this feeling? So sudden and new?
J: I felt it the moment I smelled you!
E: My non-existent pulse is rushing!
J: My head is reeling!
E: My face would be flushing!
B: Fervid as a flame, does it have a name?
B: Loathing! Unadulterated loathing!
E: For your smell!
J: Your voice!
E: Your clothing!
B: Let's just say- I loath it all! Every little trait however small!
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl!
And I will be loathing, loathing you my whole life long!
C: Oh, dearest Edward, you are just too good! How do you stand it, I don't think I could!
He's a terror, he's a WEREWOLF!
We don't mean to show a bias, but, Edward, you're a martyr.
E: Well, these things are sent to try us!
C: Po-or Edward, forced to reside with someone so disgusting and vile. We just want to tell you, we're on your side!