Me: xxDrewxXxMay4ever gave me this idea. It's gonna be a oneshot.
Drew: She doesn't own pokemon.
May: Start the story!
Drew smiled at Hannah. She smiled back fondly. May almost cried; that's how much she loved him. Drew looked at her curiously, and May bent low over her painting, so as not to let him see the small blush that was creeping onto her face. Drew put his hand up, and said
"Miss, can I get a drink please?"
Miss Dale (stupid name, I know) said without looking up
"Yeah. Sure. Whatever."
Drew got up and blew into May's soft brown hair as he passed her. She rolled her eyes in lovesick amusement. They were friends, at least.
Ash, the boy who sat next to her, whispered
"Hey, didja hear? Drew's gonna give Hannah a gem heart!"
May looked at him quizzically
"How's he gonna do that, he's moving to New Zealand after school."
"He's gonna give it to her before he leaves!"
May's heart shattered. The shards stung her eyes so much that they swam with tears. Ash asked her, concerned
"You okay, May?"
May nodded, and put her hand up. Miss Dale said without looking up
"Yeah. Sure. Whatever."
May got up, and as she left the classroom, bumped into Drew coming back from his drink. The collision forced the tears out of her eyes, and they landed on the floor with a soft splat. Drew tried to ask her what was wrong, but she pushed past him with tears streaming down her cheeks. He stood there, staring at the spot where she was, in total confusion.
May reached the girls bathroom. This was the second worst day of her life. The first was when she was born. She fell to her knees and prayed for God to kill her then and there. She needed comfort. She needed help. She was drowning in a river and nobody was there to save her.
When she came back to the classroom, she had blocked all entrances to her heart. Nothing could hurt her now. Emotionally, at least.
Drew said goodbye to everyone in the class. He got to May.
"Well…bye."
May said monotonously (I love that word!)
"Whatever."
Drew looked taken aback. So did Ash.
"Don't you care that he's leaving?"
Ash asked. May turned her crystal-blue eyes toward him (this is NOT Advancedshipping)
"Not really. Why would I?"
Ash shrugged, and all of them went outside. Drew kicked May gently in the shin, expecting her to have their usual puppy-play-fight. May ignored him and walked home.
Five years later…
Mirabella (really May, but Hannah Montana isn't Miley's real name either) walked along the red carpet saying things like "Ew, no chance" or "No way!" to crazy male fans. When she got to a certain one she stopped.
"Drew?"
Hannah emerged behind him.
"And…uh…Hannah."
She added, her right hand instinctively reaching for her left arm.
"I…came from New Zealand to say hi to my penpal girlfriend and see you sing."
May smiled uncertainly, and walked on.
On stage…
Mirabella ran on stage.
"WHO'S YOUR FAVOURITE SUPERSTAR!?"
"YOU ARE!"
The crowd roared back at her. She grinned, and said to the audience
"Hey, tonight I would like to dedicate this song to somebody I've liked since I was ten. Light it up boys!"
Behind her, a huge picture of Drew's head in lights came up.
"I know you're watching this. I guess I left it too late."
She winked and blew a kiss, but there was sadness in her eyes. Then she started to sing.
I wish I was in a fairytale
Where the good guys always win
And the bad guys always fail
I wish I could be the princess for once
And you'd be the prince, that'd be perfect 'coz…
I wish I was in a fairytale
Where there was always a happy ever after
Wish I lived in a fairytale
With laughs of joy and joyful laughter
I know I'll never be in a fairytale
It'd be just too good to be real
But sometimes my life's like a fairytale
At least, that's how I feel
I wish we were in a fairytale
You and me, the prince and princess
And you didn't love her, you loved me back
And I love you, I have to confess
Fairytale
She finished, and fainted.
Later…
May woke up. She looked around, and Drew hurried over. Before she could say anything, he whispered
"You're right. Sometimes your life is like a fairytale."
And with that, he kissed her.
"Ahem." Doctor Bananas coughed. (LOL!)
"What happened?" May asked, confused.
"You fainted for an over burst of emotion in your heart."
Drew looked at her worriedly.
"How am I going to break up with Hannah?"
May smiled faintly.
"You won't."
Drew's eyes widened, realizing what she meant.
"But…you'll die if…"
She silenced him.
"I'll die knowing that my love is happy…"
And with that, she stopped breathing. Drew wept for days.
Me: Whoa, hold it! What just happened? I didn't write that!
Drew: May, why do you have to be so noble?
Me: Yeah, I was planning a HAPPY ending!
May: Someone has to make your story tragic. Otherwise it's boring.
Drew: May! That's so mean!
Me: Wait a second, did I miss something here? May, you're acting like Drew, and vice versa.
Drew: OMG we've swapped personalities!
Me: Yeah, yeah, REWIND!
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Me: Drat, it didn't work! Guess I'll have to write another ending.
And, in doing so, brought her back to life. They all lived happily ever after, just like in the song.
May: That's so lame!
Drew: Yeah, try my one!
Then Drew died due to a car accident, and they met in heaven and lived in harmony with bunny rabbits and candy floss.
May: Like that one's better! Try this:
But, when Drew was walking alone, super-powered ninjas attacked him! He killed them all with a dagger that was conveniently stuck in a tree, and the ninja's wives killed him with forks. Drew went to hell and May was in heaven, and because they were enemies they killed each other, and went into the torture chamber that angels and devils go to when they're killed in the afterlife.
Me: They're both just as hopeless as mine! Alright, I'm having a competition! Tell me the endings you made up and whoever wins will be in the last chapter/next chapter! If I like more than one, we'll have a vote!